At home with the hattons - place your bets....

Wales · Post by **Wales** » 12 May 2008, 08:25

Like Ricky, always have done, but his material is becoming repetative especially with increased TV exposure... so, which Jokes will be used in the show.

Starters for a point each...

"Wouldnt like to box my mum , she's a right dragon"

And the joke about his dads passport photo (forget it now).

Poncey · Post by **Poncey** » 12 May 2008, 08:29

Mum bringing vodka into fights

Nan's sat at back eating sarnies

Unable to walk past chip shop.

Wales · Post by **Wales** » 12 May 2008, 08:31

Just one other from me, relatively new one about thinking he was in bed after the mayweather knockdown...

Although the biggest joke the show has missed is of course one in relation to Junior's non performance against Bradley. Good weekend Emers?

dondada · Post by **dondada** » 12 May 2008, 08:33

"I've demolished a few Mexicans in my time - Coronas, tacos, etc."

"Lazcano is a world class light-welterweight."

"I'm doing this to thank my fans."

"This merits being a PPV fight."

"At the end of the day, it's all about honour."

DavidPayne · Post by **DavidPayne** » 12 May 2008, 08:34

"There's only one word for my mum...fkking monster".

"This is my games room, when people like Bernard Manning know who you are its just gives you a lickle buzz"

"I think that why people like Ricky Hatton because Ricky Hatton is so down to earth, thats why fighting a patsy on PPV is Ricky Hatton's way of thanking those who spent 15% of their annual salary on a trip to Vegas to see Ricky Hatton."

"My brothers supports Man Utd you know"

Poncey · Post by **Poncey** » 12 May 2008, 08:44

Wales wrote:Just one other from me, relatively new one about thinking he was in bed after the mayweather knockdown...

Although the biggest joke the show has missed is of course one in relation to Junior's non performance against Bradley. Good weekend Emers?

Yes and no. Was salivating at Fewkes v Murray, but was sat near the ring girls which took the edge off. Notts is great for fluff, the stats are correct, we're gonna have a stag do there soon. Was also great to meet Jim Wright, Rhino and States.

6 hours on a train isn't a nice experience, though, when it's hotter than Etna outside.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 12 May 2008, 09:04

I won't be watching this bollocks personally.

observer1 · Post by **observer1** » 12 May 2008, 09:07

jamesmcdonnell wrote:I won't be watching this bollocks personally.

Why would anyone?

Captain Hook · Post by **Captain Hook** » 12 May 2008, 09:55

"Me mum used to feed me with a bow and arrow"

DG. · Post by **DG.** » 12 May 2008, 10:00

It will be chav tv at its worst.

Dong King has King Vision.

Hatton has Pikey Vision!

Poncey · Post by **Poncey** » 12 May 2008, 10:13

observer1 wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:I won't be watching this bollocks personally.
Why would anyone?

If it's a choice between this and Britain's Got Celebrity Cooking & House Hunting With Ant & Dec, I'd pref the Hatton's!!

dondada · Post by **dondada** » 12 May 2008, 10:20

Emerson Poncey Name Ghent wrote:
observer1 wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:I won't be watching this bollocks personally.
Why would anyone?
If it's a choice between this and Britain's Got Celebrity Cooking & House Hunting With Ant & Dec, I'd pref the Hatton's!!

I won't be paying for this PPV. But Ricky won't give a monkey's about the 0.0001% of people who can now see through the Hatton industry - he's doing a brilliant job in earning the most money he can for the least risk.

Poncey · Post by **Poncey** » 12 May 2008, 10:32

Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:
Emerson Poncey Name Ghent wrote:
observer1 wrote: Why would anyone?
If it's a choice between this and Britain's Got Celebrity Cooking & House Hunting With Ant & Dec, I'd pref the Hatton's!!
I won't be paying for this PPV. But Ricky won't give a monkey's about the 0.0001% of people who can now see through the Hatton industry - he's doing a brilliant job in earning the most money he can for the least risk.

I see. I thought this was a repeat of their documentary At Home With The Hatton's.

My bad.

dondada · Post by **dondada** » 12 May 2008, 10:36

Emerson Poncey Name Ghent wrote:
Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:
Emerson Poncey Name Ghent wrote: If it's a choice between this and Britain's Got Celebrity Cooking & House Hunting With Ant & Dec, I'd pref the Hatton's!!
I won't be paying for this PPV. But Ricky won't give a monkey's about the 0.0001% of people who can now see through the Hatton industry - he's doing a brilliant job in earning the most money he can for the least risk.
I see. I thought this was a repeat of their documentary At Home With The Hatton's.

My bad.

Actually, I think you're right! Or they must be doing a new one rather than a repeat. Perhaps they could have Ray fanning himself with dollar bills whilst reminding us all how naive they are in business terms, salt of the earth, etc.

I was just joining in with Jimmy Mac saying he wouldn't fork out for the PPV bollocks.

Grilling Machine · Post by **Grilling Machine** » 12 May 2008, 14:29

Tyson and the missus.

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 12 May 2008, 14:52

"Just one of the crowd, who loves his local and his football"

(shudders)

Hatton has Pikey Vision!

Too much Shrek Rooney carrying his belts to the ring.

chesh · Post by **chesh** » 12 May 2008, 18:03

"Me Mum's an animal."

"Ricky Hatton's never avoided anybody."

"I'm just a kid from a council estate."

"This fight is my thank-you to the fans. They're like me mates. I've probably had a pint with most of them."

"Half of Coronation Street will be there."

dbf · Post by **dbf** » 13 May 2008, 03:15

"Imagine if you came home and found Tyson in bed with your missus. You'd f***in tuck him in"

"Thanks for making the winter shorter"

"Its always been about the challenge with Ricky Hatton"

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 13 May 2008, 06:11

It's not a tickling contest.