$eif wrote:I always use headgear

Yeah, but do you actually wear it on your head, with the laces facing backward like they're supposed to do? ;)
Reminds me of a silly old joke: Hillbilly Bob walks into the doctor's office and pleads: "Doc, ya gotta help me out! Seems like ever'time me an' th' missus do the deed, she gits hussef pregnant. We already got 11 mouths t' feed an' I just don't know how I kin' support 'nymore - mah still's runnin' night an' day as it is, but moonshine prices tanked last year an' thar just ain't enough money to feed th' ones ah got! Help me out, please, Doc!!" The doctor then spends a few minutes explaining that modern science has devised various methods of birth control, says the simplest is something called a condom, and gives him a box of a dozen to take home with him. Well, a couple of months later HB rushes into the office again, looking distraught. "Doc, them condom thingies didn't work - ah been using one ever'time we do the deed jist lahk ya said to do, but Mae's done got hussef knocked up again!!" The doctor, incredulous, asks, "You're sure you used a new one everytime you had sex, and checked that it wasn't torn or broken like I said to do?" Bob replies, "Yep - I been real careful to do jist lahk ya said, Doc - course it was a little weird at first, seein' mah turds come out in little plastic bags an' all..."