How good is Piet Crous

[silkov]

What about a tape measure instead?... I think it is taller... especially standing up!..........

[Eric the Viking]

What about a tape measure instead?... I think it is taller... especially standing up!..........

Yeah, but I can't think of a "ruler"-style joke with that. ;)

[silkov]

:(

[Eric the Viking]

But you're the Grand Poobah, so if you want to call yourself "absolute tape measure" instead of "absolute ruler", hey, who am I to disagree?

[Ali Shill]

Silkov, Spud is a nasty man, he shouldn't have spoke to you that way.

Don't let it get you down though. If you think about it too much, you may take your clothes off and go for a walk in public, naked. Trouble is, you probably wouldn't last 5 minutes before being arrested by a Policeman.

[silkov]

Annie please enlighten me over what you're on about!. You seem to have some bizzare fascination with spuds...... I only eat chips though!.
Please tell me how tall you are, 8) 8) 8) ...it may ease your mind to get it off your chest. :)
Viking one, I think I prefer to be known as 'absolute ruler' :x rather than 'absolute tape measure' . ...as 'Absolute tape measure' sounds a bit strange .... don't wanna give people ideas... 8) ...

[silkov]

Viking one tell me how tall you are, you will feel better for it later!.... come on get it off your chest!!!.... 8) 8) 8)

[Eric the Viking]

Viking one tell me how tall you are, you will feel better for it later!.... come on get it off your chest!!!.... 8) 8) 8)

How tall am I in height, or in some other way only kovit knows?

[silkov]