Silkovs measuring tape....

kovit · Post by **kovit** » 04 May 2004, 17:48

I can understand that Silkov, so thanks anyway. Let's try another fighter.

Can you please help me and find out how tall is Jeff Clarke "Joplin Ghost" standing in height? Clarke fought the great Sam Langford several times and Clarke was Jersey Joe Walcott's uncle who Clarke taught him how to box. Is Jeff Clarke standing around 6 feet in height?

kovit · Post by **kovit** » 04 May 2004, 18:12

Can you please tell me right now Silkov about how tall is "The Joplin Ghost" Jeff Clarke standing in height?

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 04 May 2004, 18:29

....right now!!!!???.

..you only asked me a couple of minutes ago mate!.. 8) 8) 8) 8) ...give me a break eh!!!!

:x :x :x

8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

kovit · Post by **kovit** » 04 May 2004, 18:41

Ok, but tell me the answer when you got time.

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 04 May 2004, 18:49

.....Broncano help!!!...

Broncano · Post by **Broncano** » 04 May 2004, 19:52

kovit · Post by **kovit** » 04 May 2004, 22:03

Let skip for another fighter I'm going to ask.

I confuse with Ed "Bearcat" Wright's height, when I looked at his record he stood 6 feet 1 inches, but I read about "In This Corner..." with Mickey Walker and Walker told about Bearcat Wright when they fought, he said Bearcat Wright was a foot taller than Walker. Walker also said that he was nearly 100 pounds heavier. Then Mickey Walker stood 5 feet 7 inches tall and he said Bearcat Wright was a feet taller, that's mean that Bearcat Wright is 6 feet 7 inches not 6 feet 1 inches. Can anyone find out the correct height for Bearcat Wright on his record. According to Walker he said Wright was a feet taller which means Walker was 5 feet 7 inches and Wright was standing 6 feet 7 inches. Can anyone change Bearcat Wright's height from his record to remove 6'1" and change it to 6'7", please.

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 05 May 2004, 06:59

I think Mickey was exagerrating a bit... Wright was not 6 feet 7.... 6 foot 1 is about right. And Wright weighed about 220 to 230 pounds while Walker was probably around 170 when they fought.

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kovit · Post by **kovit** » 05 May 2004, 17:29

Oh, well thanks then.

Silkov, can you tell me how long both arms are Joe Jeannette, Sam McVey, Sam Langford, and Harry Wills in reach, please.

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 05 May 2004, 17:38

kovit wrote:Oh, well thanks then.

Silkov, can you tell me how long both arms are Joe Jeannette, Sam McVey, Sam Langford, and Harry Wills in reach, please.

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!....

....BRONCANNO HELP!!!....

.....

kovit · Post by **kovit** » 05 May 2004, 17:43

I just want to know if their arms are really long for example: Jack Johnson have a reach of 74 inches. I don't about Sam Langford's reach, is it 74 to 76, or 84. Are Joe Jeannette, Sam McVey, and Harry Wills have long arms as well?

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 05 May 2004, 17:45

Broncano please tell me

oh wise one

8) 8)

do I get a prize for my thread having the most views of any other thread ever on this hallowed forum of ours????. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) ......... surely no thread has had so many views as this?.

.. I should get a prize I think!!!.

How about entrance to the mighty allegedly (he of the sad watery eyes!

) forum!???.
Come on Broncano,

:x :x give me the key.....

glittermonkey · Post by **glittermonkey** » 05 May 2004, 17:50

Silkov could you please tell me how much water (in litres) Eddie Fowler drank on the morning of his fight with Ezzard Charles in 1940. Also what temperature was this water. Please tell me when you read this.

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 05 May 2004, 17:58

Glitter, as a Doctor I strongly suggest that you go out and find yourself a good woman (preferably a brunnette of about 30 height about 5 feet 8 and weight around 10 stone!) ...and forget all this nonsense!.... 8) 8) 8)

Broncano · Post by **Broncano** » 05 May 2004, 18:15

silkov wrote:Broncano please tell me : for my thread having the most

views of any other thread ever on this hallowed forum of ours????. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) .........
surely no thread has had so many views as this?.

kovit · Post by **kovit** » 05 May 2004, 18:27

Can anyone tell me how long are their arms for inches in reach for Joe Jeannette, Sam McVey, Sam Langford, and Harry Wills, please.

pugilisticprofessor · Post by **pugilisticprofessor** » 06 May 2004, 08:44

Kovit and silky

thats a big bitch

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 06 May 2004, 10:11

pugilisticprofessor wrote:Kovit and silky

thats a big bitch

BLIMEY!!!.........

...........i'VE JUST SNAPPED MY MEASURING TAPE!...........

8)

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 06 May 2004, 10:21

Broncano wrote:
silkov wrote:Broncano please tell me : for my thread having the most

views of any other thread ever on this hallowed forum of ours????. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) .........
surely no thread has had so many views as this?.

Broncano, thanks for the pic of yourself I'm very touched. Tell me though are you wearing a straitjacket or have you just got very short arms?. I don't mean to be nosey, just asking!.
And how about my prize? ....for the most viewed thread upon the hallowed ground we know as the Boxing rec forum?......... or was your charming picture a form of prize?.

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 06 May 2004, 10:27

kovit wrote:I just want to know if their arms are really long for example: Jack Johnson have a reach of 74 inches. I don't about Sam Langford's reach, is it 74 to 76, or 84. Are Joe Jeannette, Sam McVey, and Harry Wills have long arms as well?

I'm sorry Kovit I don't do arms!. :x :x :x :x :x :x :x I have to draw the line somewhere and arms it is I'm afraid....

. hope you are not too dissapointed.
I can tell you that these fighters reach is considerably shortened when their arms are folded. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Also I recently met a woman with very long legs. Alas she won't let me measure them!....

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 06 May 2004, 11:28

pugilisticprofessor wrote:

thats a big bitch

Or a really little one.

The one on the left looks like she's pretty tall front-to-back, if you know what I mean, and I think you do...clearly a resident of Silicone Valley (not to be confused with the less-boobilicious Silicon Valley a few hours' drive to the north.)

silkov wrote:BLIMEY!!!......... ...........i'VE JUST SNAPPED MY MEASURING TAPE!........... 8)

I may have snapped more than that. ;)

Back when MTV used to air Beavis & Butt-Head, B&B once were watching some independent-looking video by some chick (P.J. Harvey) who was singing a song called "50 Foot Queenie." The video showed some sexy gal, at which point Butt-Head says, "I think I'm getting a 50 foot weenie." Well, that's the way I felt when I saw the biggest-chick pic. ;)

Complete lyrics to the song:

50 Foot Queenie

Hey I'm one big queen no one can stop me
Red light red green smack back and watch it
I'm your new one second to no one
No sweat I'm clean nothing can touch me

I'll tell you my name F U and C K
50ft queenie force ten hurricanes
Biggest woman I could have ten sons
Ten daughters ten queens
Ten foot and rising

Hey I'm the king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm twenty inches long

Glory glory lay it all on me
50ft queenie 50 and rising
You bend over Cassanova
No sweat I'm clean
Nothing can touch me

Hey I'm the king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm twenty inches long
Hey I'm king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm thirty inches long
Hey I'm king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm forty inches long
Hey I'm king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm fifty inches long
50ft queenie

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 06 May 2004, 11:33

Curious (and completely unrelated to weenies, whether they be 50 foot or normal sized): the picture link used by pugilisticprofessor is

http://www.nomanslandmilitaria.com/BiggestWoman.jpg

Now if you check out the main site above, you'd never have any idea that that pic is there. Funny how this stuff gets propagated around the internet.

pugilisticprofessor · Post by **pugilisticprofessor** » 06 May 2004, 12:12

Yeah Eric you would never have though that pic would come from a WW1 Militia website

Actually I think kovit may be the owner of the site, as I have found some other pics from the same source, or maybe its a different guy who also gets a chubby off of height

here is a few that I found

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 06 May 2004, 12:36

Eric the Viking wrote:
pugilisticprofessor wrote:

thats a big bitch
Or a really little one. The one on the left looks like she's pretty tall front-to-back, if you know what I mean, and I think you do...clearly a resident of Silicone Valley (not to be confused with the less-boobilicious Silicon Valley a few hours' drive to the north.)

silkov wrote:BLIMEY!!!......... ...........i'VE JUST SNAPPED MY MEASURING TAPE!........... 8)
I may have snapped more than that. ;)
Yeah!.... talk about TWIN PEAKS!!!!...... 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Back when MTV used to air Beavis & Butt-Head, B&B once were watching some independent-looking video by some chick (P.J. Harvey) who was singing a song called "50 Foot Queenie." The video showed some sexy gal, at which point Butt-Head says, "I think I'm getting a 50 foot weenie." Well, that's the way I felt when I saw the biggest-chick pic. ;)

Complete lyrics to the song:

50 Foot Queenie

Hey I'm one big queen no one can stop me
Red light red green smack back and watch it
I'm your new one second to no one
No sweat I'm clean nothing can touch me

I'll tell you my name F U and C K
50ft queenie force ten hurricanes
Biggest woman I could have ten sons
Ten daughters ten queens
Ten foot and rising

Hey I'm the king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm twenty inches long

Glory glory lay it all on me
50ft queenie 50 and rising
You bend over Cassanova
No sweat I'm clean
Nothing can touch me

Hey I'm the king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm twenty inches long
Hey I'm king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm thirty inches long
Hey I'm king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm forty inches long
Hey I'm king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm fifty inches long
50ft queenie

kovit · Post by **kovit** » 06 May 2004, 22:47

Ok, I understand Silkov and let's go back to "The Joplin" Jeff Clarke.

Do you know Silkov how tall is "the Joplin Ghost" Jeff Clarke standing in height? Tell me the answer please about man who fought Sam Langford and being the uncle of former Heavyweight Champion Jersey Joe Walcott. If you didn't know, well we move on for another fighter.