Way off topic - My coconut

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 19 May 2004, 11:43

Riddick Blowe wrote:'you can pick them up real'lychee'ap in the supermarket' No? oh, uh

The horror ... the horror ...

J · Post by J » 19 May 2004, 11:43

Think we managed to kill this thread stone dead riddick lol

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 19 May 2004, 11:48

I shouldn't be surprised to hear these awful jokes from a Pommy. Granate, I did participate myself, so must share in the blame.

Bard of Boxrec · Post by **Bard of Boxrec** » 19 May 2004, 11:50

awesome.

Shirow · Post by **Shirow** » 19 May 2004, 12:39

Riddick Blowe wrote: ...so the cracker is left flailing around trying to catch the juices into their mouth...

Who are you calling a cracker?!

Blame the heat no air conditioning until tomorrow...

neil r · Post by **neil r** » 19 May 2004, 18:42

jamesmcdonnell wrote:I always use creamed coconut

seriously now james anyone who can cream their coconut needs urgent medical help..... and i would suggest secure accomodation.

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 20 May 2004, 05:38

When prepairing a coconut for my Thai red curry, I always find a cross bow spear gun works best.
My dear departed ex-wife would stand in our garden, with said coconut perched on her head. I would then take aim with my trusty cross bow..... What fun we had!
I still miss her terribly, but take comfort from the knowledge, she is now in a better place.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 20 May 2004, 07:01

Very Harry Hill....

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 20 May 2004, 11:27

jamesmcdonnell wrote:Very Harry Hill....

I was thinking more Willy Tell myself, you know, the famous Swiss archer...

...who was such a curmudgeon, his friends called him The Cross Bowman.

But to Tell the truth, William was a classic example of what it is possible to achieve if you just apple-y yourself. ;)

(Think I'll get out now, before the hail of bottles begins its descent.)

glittermonkey · Post by **glittermonkey** » 20 May 2004, 12:23

I'll wager that this is the best coconut related thread that boxrec has ever known.
Of course, at the same time, it's probably the worst coconut related thread that boxrec has ever known.

m1kee50 · Post by **m1kee50** » 13 Jun 2007, 12:54

Me and My Coconut...

Goz · Post by **Goz** » 13 Jun 2007, 13:03

Why?

I remember that thread too. Over 3 years ago, wow.

m1kee50 · Post by **m1kee50** » 13 Jun 2007, 13:09

Goz wrote: Why?

I remember that thread too. Over 3 years ago, wow.

Thought it could have a run-out, lol

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 13 Jun 2007, 13:18

That was an interesting trip down memory lane.

I've since found out, for those that are interested, that Coconut Milk is in fact made from the flesh of the coconut. The water inside is no good for making curries.

I know a joke would have been more fun, but I don't feel like it.

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 13 Jun 2007, 15:00

"Your coconuts are so large and thick-skinned," she said huskily.

Captain Hook · Post by **Captain Hook** » 13 Jun 2007, 15:25

Throw the coconut at a chav and ask him to open it with some of his bling..

Mensa07 · Post by **Mensa07** » 13 Jun 2007, 15:36

a few whacks with the claw on a claw hammer will sort it out.

ps. coconut isnt actually a nut, cant remember what it is but its something else, fruit or something.

jomothepure · Post by **jomothepure** » 13 Jun 2007, 15:42

Eric the Viking wrote:"Your coconuts are so large and thick-skinned," she said huskily.

But the man was not sejuiced by her charms. He was a shy, retiring man. As a youngster, he sold corn on the cob on a street pavement. Then he joined the army, where he was promoted to kernel.

He said to her now, "a word in your ear madam. You are truly a-maize-ing, and believe me when I say I'd like to cob a load of your tits, but I have to say...who's the melon who dug up this up again?"

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 13 Jun 2007, 16:13

Trying to palm such an old thread off on the BoxRec youngsters as new - it's just nuts, I tell you.

Although I must admit that all this talk of tropical fruits and lovely south-seas island ladies is making me feel rather melon-choly. Where can a mango to escape the I-wish-I-were-in-Tahiti blues, I ask you. Were my old friend, captain William "Breadfruit" Bligh still around, things would be different, but alas, I fear old Bill hath done reefed his last sail and left the rest of us in the lee lurch, rudderlessly adrift ina sea of pa-payanful reminiscences..