allegedly MUST NEED SOME ANADIN

[knockout artist]

Cause he must have a huge fornicating headache.

He could end the week with his pants pulled down.

Didnt that happen to a promoter once at a central London Hotel, involving a former Heavyweight Champion?

[bennie]

Cause he must have a huge fornicating headache.

He could end the week with his pants pulled down.

Didnt that happen to a promoter once at a central London Hotel, involving a former Heavyweight Champion?

Tell us more.

[knockout artist]

Cause he must have a huge fornicating headache.

He could end the week with his pants pulled down.

Didnt that happen to a promoter once at a central London Hotel, involving a former Heavyweight Champion?

Tell us more.

I'll tell you on PM. It's certainly libelous.

Perhaps you could advise how to tell the story in a round about way.

[bennie]

All we can safely say on this is - if a British promoter screws Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson may literally screw a British promoter.
Fortunately, it didn't quite come to that. But the promoter still squealed like a hog.

[knockout artist]

All we can safely say on this is - if a British promoter screws Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson may literally screw a British promoter.
Fortunately, it didn't quite come to that. But the promoter still squealed like a hog.

Very well put, Bennie

[buzz]

What you mean Tyson really is a rapist after all??

[bennie]

Tyson threatened the same thing to Wallace Matthews (I think it was Wallace Matthews) after the Lewis-Tyson publicity stunt went wrong and it turned into a punch-up. Matthews shouted "PUT HIM IN A STRAITJACKET" and Tyson spent the next half an hour threatening to fornicate his white ass.

[MightyWarrior]

Didn't realise it'd got to a pants-down situation.
I'd heard the fighter offered the promoter a quick exit from the hotel, via a 6th floor window.

[knockout artist]

Tyson threatened the same thing to Wallace Matthews (I think it was Wallace Matthews) after the Lewis-Tyson publicity stunt went wrong and it turned into a punch-up. Matthews shouted "PUT HIM IN A STRAITJACKET" and Tyson spent the next half an hour threatening to fornicate his white ass.

Yeah, but Matthews is full of shit anyway.

[bennie]

Didn't realise it'd got to a pants-down situation.
I'd heard the fighter offered the promoter a quick exit from the hotel, via a 6th floor window.

I'm reminded of that scene in a Chevy Chase movie where Tex Cobb started undoing his trousers in a prison cell and said to Chevy, "Bend over!"
Chevy said: "How ya' doing, Ben?"

[jamesmcdonnell]

Never mind Anadin, could well have been Anusol if things had gone badly.

[knockout artist]

Didn't realise it'd got to a pants-down situation.
I'd heard the fighter offered the promoter a quick exit from the hotel, via a 6th floor window.

I'm reminded of that scene in a Chevy Chase movie where Tex Cobb started undoing his trousers in a prison cell and said to Chevy, "Bend over!"
Chevy said: "How ya' doing, Ben?"

Wasnt that Fletch Lives? Or was it Cardiac Arrest?

[MightyWarrior]

Yeah I doubt Mike would've bothered with any vaseline somehow.
Might have sent flowers later though.............

[knockout artist]

What you mean Tyson really is a rapist after all??

Nah, I dont think Mike's a rapist. But I think if someone screws him, being an honourable guy, he tries his best to return the favour.

[MightyWarrior]

Didn't realise it'd got to a pants-down situation.
I'd heard the fighter offered the promoter a quick exit from the hotel, via a 6th floor window.

I'm reminded of that scene in a Chevy Chase movie where Tex Cobb started undoing his trousers in a prison cell and said to Chevy, "Bend over!"
Chevy said: "How ya' doing, Ben?"

Wasnt that Fletch Lives? Or was it Cardiac Arrest?

Fletch Lives.