Anyone like a loony-free RBR for Vander-Valuev?

Datsue · Post by **Datsue** » 20 Dec 2008, 17:43

Holyfield coming to the ring now, looking like Mumm-Ra...

Let me know if anyone would like the RBR?

The Hawk · Post by **The Hawk** » 20 Dec 2008, 17:45

fire away!!

Datsue · Post by **Datsue** » 20 Dec 2008, 17:46

Awful AOR dirge accompanying Valuev to the ring, like a band from a late 90's jeans advert...

Datsue · Post by **Datsue** » 20 Dec 2008, 17:47

Valuev being lifted to the arena on what looks like a cargo lift...

Datsue · Post by **Datsue** » 20 Dec 2008, 17:52

National anthems -- both done rather tastefully actually, on violins.

Big arena -- sell out apparently.

Buffer doing the intros...

Louis Pabon (sp?) third bloke in the ring.

Datsue · Post by **Datsue** » 20 Dec 2008, 17:54

Valuev lighter than I've ever heard him weigh in (310 lbs) but looks strange & a big gutty in there...

First bell!

Datsue · Post by **Datsue** » 20 Dec 2008, 17:58

Holy circling, Val jabbing...

H moving laterally, V chasing, single jabs... combo to the body (natch!) by H, first clinch... H tries combo, Valuev pushes him & Vander goes eight feet across the ring!

H scores with a quick right, looks surprisingly young, Holy round 10-9.

Datsue · Post by **Datsue** » 20 Dec 2008, 17:58

V complaining about somehting in the corner?

jameswilson · Post by **jameswilson** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:00

Datsue wrote:V complaining about somehting in the corner?

Who's V? Your calling Evander, Vander so it could be either guy.

Datsue · Post by **Datsue** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:02

Mea culpa: V is Valuev, H is Evander!

Round 2: H keeps him turning V keeps plodding but not working. Single jabs from Valuev, not landing flush...

Holy looks well, spry. Or maybe sprightly. & people fvcking whine about David Haye getting a title shot!

V misses a few single shots...

Crowd getting bored. Another overhand right from H, V smothers him with a clinch.

V cannot deal with lateral movement!

V swipes at the body misses widely.

H with a one two to the chin!

combo to hte body by Vander.

Single jab to the chest by V.

Round to Holy, 10-9.

20-18 Holyfield. If he keeps this up he'll piss it.

states · Post by **states** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:03

RD 2: Holyfield is circling like a madman, he looks tiny in there, but Valuev really isn't getting off with anything. Couple of decent lefts from Evander probably give him the round.

GAV · Post by **GAV** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:03

I'd give it 20-18 to Holyfield so far.

COME ON EVANDER!!!!

The Hawk · Post by **The Hawk** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:04

got a stream, early points for Evander! is the Real Deal going to pull this one off

Datsue · Post by **Datsue** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:06

Holy circling laterally again...

Val plodding, reaching with a single jab...

V lands a right, not flush. Holy looks like he did in the second Bowe fight, possibly 'cos Valuev's shit

V pawing with jabs... Clinch. Sighs & pulls down his trunks.

H landing a bodyshot then getting tied up.

Val plodding, but H just circling, can't get close enough to get off. But V just following him looking confused. CLinch, V misses with a body jab.

Drawn round, 10-10.

Boring.

Holy 30-28

V's corner very lairy...

My T Sharp · Post by **My T Sharp** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:06

It's over,

ref stops the fight to save the fans from further punishment.

:P :P

Datsue · Post by **Datsue** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:06

Shall I stop then lads?

Datsue · Post by **Datsue** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:07

My T Sharp wrote:It's over,

ref stops the fight to save the fans from further punishment. :P :P

Oi this is the loony-free RBR! THere's one in the current scene that's probabyl full of insults & weirdnss by now!

states · Post by **states** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:07

RD 3: More of the same, Valuev just isn't using his advatage in size from the outside. Holyfield is circling round, then landing when it gets close. A right hand from Holyfield is pretty much the only decent punch of the round. 10-9 Holy again, I've got him up 30-27 here.

My T Sharp · Post by **My T Sharp** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:08

Datsue wrote:Shall I stop then lads?

No...these tactics are Evanders only chance to win

GAV · Post by **GAV** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:09

I'd agree with the 10-10 round. If it was going to anyone then it would go to Evander.

Valuev just looks like he isn't in great shape and his motions smack of a man who hasn't prepared well and is expecting the win to just come to him.

Bad thing for Holyfield is that when he lands a solid shot it doesn't register with the giant. Lets hope at 46 he has the gas for 12 rounds

jammidodger · Post by **jammidodger** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:10

valuev needs to let his hands go to get anything from this fight!

Datsue · Post by **Datsue** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:10

H clinches, mauls, nothing landing for first 30 seconds.

H moves laterally again, Valuev can't get off wtih the jab, suddenly misses with a double then misses with aright.

H circling, circling, Val waiting, waiting...

H clobbers V with a big overhand right.

Takes a right back from the big dude. Clinching, V uppercut but not clean. He's not exactly Primo Carnera this lad is he?

H circling, circling, V throws one jab every twenty seconds.

Awful round Holy 10-9.

I dunno, what's that? 40-37 Holy is it?

The Hawk · Post by **The Hawk** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:12

Holys winning the fight, as long as he gets the win thats the main thing

Valuev is a static target really and theres plenty of target for those hooks, keep it up Evander!

GAV · Post by **GAV** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:13

40-37 at worst for Holyfield. Most likely 40-36. I like how near the end of the round Holy just stopped and stood in front of Valuev, waiting to time the jab and get inside.

Was Valuev talking his his corner about a potential hand injury? That may explain why he only wants to throw the double jab, head and body.

states · Post by **states** » 20 Dec 2008, 18:13

RD 4: fornicate knows what happened, because my stream went to shit. The first 30 seconds were yet more of the same: Holyfield circling, Valuev doing fornicate all.

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