Anyone like a loony-free RBR for Vander-Valuev?

[Datsue]

Round five:

Holy circling, V plodding not punching, H looks like a young man, in movement certainly. H lands a lead left hook from about five feet away!

V paws doesn't land jabs...

H, guess what? circles!

V shaking his arms like they're tired but he's prolly only thrown twenty punches.

V plods, misses with the jab, H lands a bodyshot, V with a jab, more cricling from H, V plodding not punching, H rushes his man tothe ropes & lands the left hook again!

V misses with the jab...

H enjoying this, I think.

Stream went down for the last bit of the round, anything happen in the last bit of the round?

[ArtOfWar]

V lands a right, not flush. Holy looks like he did in the second Bowe fight, possibly 'cos Valuev's shit

[jammidodger]

nah just more of the same..

go H!!!!

[states]

RD 5: YET MORE OF THE SAME. What the fornicate is Valuev thinking? He's just standing centre ring and doing NOTHING. Holyfield is up 50-45 on my card, although I did miss most of round 4. I can guess how it went though.

[ArtOfWar]

If Holyfield does win I hope people don't get carried away with his chances of unifying. He's not really even a four time champion.

[Datsue]

Aaaaaaaaaand we're back.

Round six: fecking dreadful.

V plods, H circles, V misses with a combo & the announcer nearly wets himself.

H circling, V clacinches, H wahcks him to the kidneys.

Round over

Poss V's round, but dire dire dire.

I can no loner be bothered to keep score.

[Datsue]

Aaaaaaaaaand we're back.

Round six: fecking dreadful.

V plods, H circles, V misses with a combo & the announcer nearly wets himself.

H circling, V clacinches, H wahcks him to the kidneys.

Round over

Poss V's round, but dire dire dire.

I can no loner be bothered to keep score.

[states]

RD 6: Better from Valuev, but he's still making Evander look about 10 years younger than he actually is. I'll call it 10-10, making it 60-55 Holy.

[nickd]

Valuev doesn't look like he's even trying. I know he's not that good but he's not doing anything.

[Datsue]

H circles, V plods, but a bit closer now.

V misses with a single jab, now wrestling.

Both trade jabs, V at least looks like he wants it now, but still isnt' throwing. Its like he's facing Willy Pep or something, the way he seems confused by lateral movement!

V lands a right, not much on it.

V plodding, misses with a right. Clinch.

Holy circling, circling, circling, clinch, H lands a right, V opens up with a 4 punch combo, half-lands a right.

V prodding, clinch.

Valuev round, this is fecking dire, I may go & skin up...

Sorry, that's what? 68-65 or summink? 69-65? I don't really care...

[Datsue]

Round eight:

V plods, H circles, V lands a right!!!

Clinch.

V misses with the jab. Lands one, finally looks like he's got started.

Kinda.

V misses with the jab. H circles. I think Holy's shot his bolt, what bolt he had to shoot.

V lands a right.

V walks in without punching, H circles, V plods.

V shows a feint that's about nine feet in the air.

H lands a left hook, V lands a right.

V plods, H circles.

V plods, H circles,

H lands a left hook from five feet away again.

Clinch. V plods with a touch more purpose... H misses with a left hook & clinches...

H circles, V plods, Holy's shite but V is awful.

Valuev round, 10-9.

Er, about 78-75-ish, to Commander Vander.

[Shirow]

Merry Christmas Evander. He's actually going to do it.

[banjo]

Yeah but will he get the verdict?

[GAV]

When Valuev comes with the double jab all Evander needs to do is circle right away from Valuev's right hand because you know its coming. It's al he's shown to have tonight.

At worst Holyfield has this 78-75 through 8. Thats at worst. I'm more inclines to have it 79-75

[Datsue]

Round nine:

V plods, H circles.

H circles, V plods.

V plods, H circles.

V still not putting H under pressure.

Vpaws to H's body. V & H trade, left-right from H, right hand fro V

V has to pull his trunks down again.

V plods, H circles.

V plods, H circles. V misses with the jab.

V plods, H circles.

V plods, H circles.

V plods, H circles.

Vmisses with the jab.

I tell you compubox would go out of fvcking business if all fights were like this!


V plods, H circles.

Clinch.

V is as quick as tectonic plate drift.

V misses with the jab.
V plods, H circles.

Clinch. H lands over the top with the right.

Dreadful.

Holy round 10-9.

88-84 Holy I think.

[states]

I have no idea what's happened for the last 10 minutes or so, because my router decided to fornicate up. At a guess though, Valuev did fornicate all, and Holyfield landed one, maybe two punches.

[GAV]

I tell you compubox would go out of fvcking business if all fights were like this!

[Datsue]

Round 10:

V plods, H circles.


V plods, H circles.

Both trade missed jabs, H lands overhand right, clinch.


V plods, H circles.

V misses with a jab. & again, Commander Vander counters Valuev with a booming overhand right over the paw, sorry jab.

V plods, H circles.

Clinch.

V plods, H circles.

Trade misses. V misses with a 1-2. H misses with a combo, falls in, clinch.

V plods, H circles.

V plods, H circles. H lands a left, clinch.

V plods, H circles.

V backs him tothe ropes, can't land, H lands a left cuff, clinch.

Round over.

Possibly the worst round in the history of the world

Maybe Holy? I don't know.
That's what, 88-83 for Holyfield.

[Datsue]

Round eleven:


V plods, H circles.

V plods, H circles.

V misses jab.

Fvck if only all RBR's were this easy! I'd do them every week!

V plods, H circles.

V plods, H circles.

V missing with the jab. & again. & again.


V plods, H circles.

Sparring session. Clinch.

V complaining, possibly got altitude sickness.

V plods, H circles.

V misses with a right, H misses with a combo.

V plods, H circles.

V cuffs a right, clinch.


V plods, H circles.

Guess what? V plods, H circles.

V plods, H circles.

V poses, lands a jab!!!!!


V plods, H circles.

Valuev's round. Feck me.

107-103 for Oldyfield. V needs multi-knockdowns. I need a smoke.

[states]

RD 11: I have no idea what the overall score could be, having missed the last few rounds, but Valuev has been fornicating shite tonight. round 11 may have been his best tonight, because he actually threw some punches. He must need a ko though.

[GAV]

Valuev is just showing what happens when you don't train and don't think the other guy has anything to beat you. I say that because I've seen him fight and look a lot better than this before. Quite Bizarre how bad he is tonight.

Holyfield could get dropped twice in the final round and still win this one quite easy on the cards. Then again, is anyone else thinking that Holyfield might still get jobbed?

[punchers chance]

Valuev is still the fav on the bettign in running on this fight.

[banjo]

Then again, is anyone else thinking that Holyfield might still get jobbed?

Yes

[Datsue]

Last round, thank feck for that.

V plods, H circles. V misseswith the jab, V plods, H circles.

V plods, H circles. V paws withthe jab, V misses with a right, V plods, H circles.

Holy lands a one-two-three, right left right, the last right sent spray from Valuev's dome.


V plods, H circles.

V plods, H circles.

V plods, H circles.
H with a solid left tothe body, ref separates them as if it were low, V whining.


V plods, H circles. V pawing, lands two soft jabs.
V plods, H circles.
V plods, H circles.
V plods, H circles.
V plods, H circles.

Clinch.

If I hear one more pudendum say that David Haye is not "worthy" to fight for the HW title, I'll hunt the bastard down.


V plods, H circles. H looks tired, goes tothe ropes, H's legs aren't right.

CLinch.

THe final bell. THey clinch, oh sorry hug.

H's round. V thinks he's won.

117-112 Holyfield for me. But I think he'll get stiffed.

[GAV]

Surely thats Holyfield by a wide margin!

Tonight Valuev made Primo Carnera look like Ali