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Bwaaaar-----Bwaaaaaaaar------Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Taaa-dum!
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom----bommm......
The start of a new Millenia, my 2001st post
Yeah baby
2001 - A Boxing Oddessy
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MightyWarrior
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Joke of the day -
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. The husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact.
"Mary, Mary"
"Is that you Fred??"
"Yes, I have come back as agreed"
"What is it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, then on to the golf course. I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then another romp around the golf course. Then pretty much sex all afternoon. After supper. the golf course again. Then I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again"
"Oh Fred! It is true there is an afterlife, surely you must be in Heaven"
"Not exactly, I am a rabbit on a golf course in Aberdeen!!!"
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. The husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact.
"Mary, Mary"
"Is that you Fred??"
"Yes, I have come back as agreed"
"What is it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, then on to the golf course. I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then another romp around the golf course. Then pretty much sex all afternoon. After supper. the golf course again. Then I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again"
"Oh Fred! It is true there is an afterlife, surely you must be in Heaven"
"Not exactly, I am a rabbit on a golf course in Aberdeen!!!"