Freddie Starr ate my willy...

[bennie]

Lennox Lewis has is convinced Mike Tyson wanted to bite off his penis!
The retired world heavyweight champion insists Tyson was after his "willy" when he sank his teeth into Lennox's thigh during a press conference brawl before their fight in 2002.
After an earlier fight with Lou savarese, Tyson had proclaimed he wanted to "eat" Lennox's children.
"When he's talking about eating my kids, that's what he's talking about," said Lewis. "He bit me on the thigh. It was pretty close to my willy."

[Guest]

What? You liar. I don't mean you are lying about Lennox, I mean this story relevence to Freddy Starr.

[knockout artist]

Lennox Lewis has is convinced Mike Tyson wanted to bite off his penis!
The retired world heavyweight champion insists Tyson was after his "willy" when he sank his teeth into Lennox's thigh during a press conference brawl before their fight in 2002.
After an earlier fight with Lou savarese, Tyson had proclaimed he wanted to "eat" Lennox's children.
"When he's talking about eating my kids, that's what he's talking about," said Lewis. "He bit me on the thigh. It was pretty close to my willy."

I think it was wishful thinking on Lewis' part.

[Guest]

Shouldn't this thread be called Mike Tyson ate my willy.....

[Eric the Viking]

Iron Mike: "I jutht wanted to free Lennie'th Willy like in that movie about the killer whaleth and give it to thomeone who would uthe it appropriately."

Luscious Lennie: "I take offence, at that, Mike old chap. After all it is *my* willy and I'm really quite attached to it..."

[Guest]

Then everybody laughs how much of a pussy Lennox is until Lennox knocks Tyson out.