My favourite boxing quote!

[felbridge11]

In the early days of satellite television, Eurosport used to show seriously
down market fights from very obscure French venues. The budgets appeared to be so small
that it was touch and go whether the commentator (Steve Holdsworth) rocked up in time.

The fight that still stays in my memory was where Steve mentioned that a particular fighter was
a very religious person.

The boy was getting a bad beating and when he got back to his stool, his trainer said:

"I've just spoken to god and he said " go forward throwing left hooks"""

Does anyone have their favourite quotes?

Dave

[alexpaterson]

Ye i cant remember were i heard it but a boy was getting beating up he went back to his corner and couldnt remember who he was so his corner team said told him he was Muhammed Ali

[bennie]

After Eddie Simms scrambled up from a first round knockdown at the hands of a peak Joe Louis in 1936, referee Arthur Donovan asked Eddie if he was OK.
"Sure," said Eddie. "let's take a walk - anywhere, up on the roof."


Mickey Walker, 'The Toy Bulldog', was always irritated during his fighting days by the comparisons drawn between him and his middleweight predecessor Stanley Ketchel. It seemed no matter how well Mickey fought, or how much he achieved, he could never match Ketchel's achievements (and Ketchel was dead by the age of 24). One day, however, Mickey met a man in a bar who seemed different.
The guy was totally profuse in his declarations of Walker's greatness. Flattered, Walker bought him a beer. The guy went on gushing about Mickey-this and Mickey-that. Eventually, Mickey got the nerve up to ask: "How do you feel I would have done against Ketchel?
Without blinking an eye, beer still in hand, the fan stated: "Ketchel woulda moidered you!"

[Grilling Machine]

Keep 'em coming - these are new to me.

[felbridge11]

How about,

Alan Minter,

He won a fight when his wife was due to give birth.

When asked for a comment he said

"I've got my j0ob to do, she has got hers"

Also on Radio when interviewed by Harry Carpenter after a knockout win,
he was asked live about the final punch.

"Fcucking great left hook Harry"

And then:

" I am so sorry .any chance you can edit that out"

Dave

[Chris W 1982]

my all time favourite boxing quote occurs when benn and eubank are signing the contract for their first fight. the presenter asks eubank a question and benn interrupts. eubank replies "youve had your say, lets have some parliamentary procedure." absolutely priceless. check it on youtube

[jimglen]

John Cowboy McCormack was on a panel or discussion type show and the MC asked McCormack "what was your favourite sporting memory..." or something to that effect about his boxing career. The Cowboy cunningly replied;

the night Celtic gubbed Rangers 7-1, big cup final victory for Celtic....

not so well recieved in the mostly Scottish protestant media, including the MC of course. Someone else here might know the exact phrasing of the question and of the incident.

[metropol]

Dont know if its been posted but im sure everyone has heard it "the ego has landed " gutheridge speaking about eubank after jumping the ropes
Speaking about the early days of eurosport was seabrooks v jacob on that channel , seen it recently it was a classic . Anyone seen it?

[gb]

Willie Pastrano was taking a pounding and was asked by the doctor if he knew where he was:

"Yes, I'm in Madison Square Garden having the shit beaten out of me."

[matko]

i aint got time to bleed

hit the 1 in the middle

ur like pasta and im a be all ova you like bolognese sauce

[belowthebelt]

I think it was manny steward who said " the most important man in the ring besides the fighters will be the referee". I think that was at the start of jones-ruiz.

Another favourite of mine is alan minter saying " sure there have been deaths and injuries in boxing, but none of them serious"

[oliverfennell]

The best of the best boxing quotes:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mike_Tyson

[oliverfennell]

Good one from Eubank:

In accordance to the way that Benn speaks, he is not educated. Sure, he's educated to a certain extent, but under different circumstances he would be a bouncer on some door in the West End and he'd have three kids from three different women ... I am a superior person to that. I have finer points. So, superior in mentality, yes. As a fighter in accordance to the trade, yes

[bennie]

Everyone knows this one but it's worth a quick mention. Jerry Quarry was asked by an unthinking journalist if he found Jack Bodell awkward after blowing him away in 64 seconds at Wembley in 1971 (Bodell did have a reputation for an unorthodox southpaw style).
"Well," said Jerry, the best white heavy since Marciano, "he sure fell awkward."


After his loss to Muhammad Ali in Malaysia in 1975, Joe Bugner 'lost it' with English reporters who were claiming he had not even tried. Sreamed Bugner: "Jesus Christ, I'll fight him tomorrow!"
Said Hugh McIllvanney, "Ah, Joe, you're only saying that 'cause you know Jesus has bad hands."


Bugner likes to recall the time he sparred a few rounds with Sonny Liston, unexpectedly.
"I went to New York to train and get experience when I was a teenager. Sonny was in the gym and sized me up and barked, 'you want to work boy?' We worked a few rounds. He had a tremendous aura - a tremendous punch. He could knock you down with a jab.
I was very, very careful." The last line summed up Joe's entire career.
Incidentally, If it wasn't for Clay coming along, who would have deposed Liston as champ?

[tobyh5]

How about Chuck Wepner challenging Ali for the title. Chuck and his wife were staying in the same hotel as Ali, albeit on a lower floor, Ali of course having the penthouse while Chuck had some middle of the hotel double room.
On the afternoon of fight day he gave his wife $200 and told her to buy some special sexy lingerie because that night she was going to bed with the heavyweight champ.
Wepner dropped Ali but as known went on to get a pretty good hiding. Later that night he was lying in bed, lumped and bumped when his wife appeared from the bathroom, wearing some stunning lingerie. She leant seductively on the doorframe and said in her sweetest voice, "Chuck honey, is Muhammad coming down here or shall I go up to his room?"

[banjo]

"The bell went ding and I went dong" - Lloyd Honeyghan

[Asterix]

In the early days of satellite television, Eurosport used to show seriously
down market fights from very obscure French venues. The budgets appeared to be so small
that it was touch and go whether the commentator (Steve Holdsworth) rocked up in time.

The fight that still stays in my memory was where Steve mentioned that a particular fighter was
a very religious person.

The boy was getting a bad beating and when he got back to his stool, his trainer said:

"I've just spoken to god and he said " go forward throwing left hooks"""

Does anyone have their favourite quotes?

Dave

What happened? Did he go forward throwing left hooks? Did he win?

[southpaw7]

a guy went back 2 his corner after taking a right going over

his corner man said "your doing well hes hardly laid a glove on u"

the fighter replied "u want to keep an eye on the referee then cause someone keeps hitting me!"

[Flav1]

i aint got time to bleed

hit the 1 in the middle

ur like pasta and im a be all ova you like bolognese sauce

ARRRGH

I was scrolling down thinking 'I know what I'll post!!'

[Haglers Barber]

Buy the book if you can find it 'The Book of Boxing Quotations' by Harry Mullan

Had it for years since I was a kid and it's brilliant 220 pages of great quotes

[J]

hearns ahs cut hagler hearns has cut hagler, HE DIDNAE WANNA DO THAT D

J.WATT.

[felbridge11]

I was trying to remember a quote from Teddy Atlas, but so far my research has only come up with a Mike Tyson quote.

"Tyson had scored a bunch of consecutive knockouts with his left hook, and when asked if the hook was his best punch, the 19-year-old prodigy said something to the effect of "no, actually my right hand is my best punch, I just can't seem to catch anyone with it because I hit them with the hook first and they keep falling down."

Davie

[Khaosai-Galaxy]

"Listen, they only brought 'im over here to bash me up, mate"

[Chambers2]

Some cracking quotes on here

James Toney parading round the ring after KOing someone shouting "NEXT!!! WHO'S NEXT??", always makes me laugh.


"Last night I had a dream, when I got to Africa, I had one hell of a rumble. I had to beat Tarzan’s behind first, for claiming to be King of the Jungle. For this fight, I’ve wrestled with alligators, I’ve tustled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning and put thunder in jail. You know I’m bad. I have murdered a rock, I’ve injured a stone, and hospitalized a brick. I’m so bad, I make medicine sick.

[banjo]

"I'm going to be the third man to knockout Roy Jones Jr"