Off Topic: Driving Ban

Boxingmad · Post by **Boxingmad** » 05 Aug 2004, 11:22

When you use up all your 12 points on your licence, is that an immediate ban?

I'm in a bit of a pickle.

steve689 · Post by **steve689** » 05 Aug 2004, 11:23

Better dust off the old bicycle methinks Boxing Mad 8)

J · Post by J » 05 Aug 2004, 11:24

YIP mate. sorry.

unless youve been drink driving then its your own fault!!!

glittermonkey · Post by **glittermonkey** » 05 Aug 2004, 11:30

Time for you to visit the multitude of joys that is British public transport.

The faint smell of vomit and urine, the obnoxious kids, the old men intent on feeling you up, and above all, the cramped conditions. Enjoy yourself mate.

J · Post by J » 05 Aug 2004, 11:31

glittermonkey wrote:Time for you to visit the multitude of joys that is British public transport.

The faint smell of vomit and urine, the obnoxious kids, the old men intent on feeling you up, and above all, the cramped conditions. Enjoy yourself mate.

old men intent on feeling you up

?
i can say ive never had that experience, do you cross dress or somink GM?

glittermonkey · Post by **glittermonkey** » 05 Aug 2004, 11:35

J wrote:
glittermonkey wrote:Time for you to visit the multitude of joys that is British public transport.

The faint smell of vomit and urine, the obnoxious kids, the old men intent on feeling you up, and above all, the cramped conditions. Enjoy yourself mate.
old men intent on feeling you up ?
i can say ive never had that experience, do you cross dress or somink GM?

I don't really cross dress, it just something i do to pass the time.

I've used the underground twice, and it's happened both times. I don't know the reason, the only thing i can think of is that i'm just so pretty. I guess they can't help themselves.

Boxingmad · Post by **Boxingmad** » 05 Aug 2004, 11:36

bugger.

J · Post by J » 05 Aug 2004, 11:42

glittermonkey wrote:
J wrote:
glittermonkey wrote:Time for you to visit the multitude of joys that is British public transport.

The faint smell of vomit and urine, the obnoxious kids, the old men intent on feeling you up, and above all, the cramped conditions. Enjoy yourself mate.
old men intent on feeling you up ?
i can say ive never had that experience, do you cross dress or somink GM?
I don't really cross dress, it just something i do to pass the time.

I've used the underground twice, and it's happened both times. I don't know the reason, the only thing i can think of is that i'm just so pretty. I guess they can't help themselves.

im assuming you are a bloke of course.

glittermonkey · Post by **glittermonkey** » 05 Aug 2004, 11:49

Of course i'm a bloke. But the over sixties still have some sort of weird fascination with me.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 05 Aug 2004, 11:57

glittermonkey wrote:
J wrote:
glittermonkey wrote:Time for you to visit the multitude of joys that is British public transport.

The faint smell of vomit and urine, the obnoxious kids, the old men intent on feeling you up, and above all, the cramped conditions. Enjoy yourself mate.
old men intent on feeling you up ?
i can say ive never had that experience, do you cross dress or somink GM?
I don't really cross dress, it just something i do to pass the time.

I've used the underground twice, and it's happened both times. I don't know the reason, the only thing i can think of is that i'm just so pretty. I guess they can't help themselves.

You've used the underground twice? What are you a fecking millionnaire?

J · Post by J » 05 Aug 2004, 12:01

glittermonkey wrote:Of course i'm a bloke. But the over sixties still have some sort of weird fascination with me.

i was joking.
it'll be the pigtails and school uniform

actually my best mate has the same thing, god knows whyh e is ashort fat half greek with camel teeth, he was pissed up having a lash at victoria station travelling home from a concert and noticed a presence by his right shoulder. Turned out to be some litlte old fella who was leaning over his shoulder having a btuchers while pulling his pud. fornicate i larfed when he told me that story, he was truly peturbed.

jeez theres some strange people about.

bennie · Post by **bennie** » 05 Aug 2004, 12:01

Hit 12 points and it's an automatic six-month ban. I once got flashed on nine points and was shitting myself. But never heard ought. That was a lucky break, one I've learned from.

PS: after three years, you can apply to have the points on your licence wiped off. They're wiped off automatically after four years.

glittermonkey · Post by **glittermonkey** » 05 Aug 2004, 12:02

I'm not a Londoner, and if at all possible i'll take a taxi when i'm there. And no, i'm not quite a millionaire. I'm about £998,812 short at the moment. Roughly.

J · Post by J » 05 Aug 2004, 12:04

glittermonkey wrote:I'm not a Londoner, and if at all possible i'll take a taxi when i'm there. And no, i'm not quite a millionaire. I'm about £998,812 short at the moment. Roughly.

fron ryoal tonbridge wells arent ya (joking i know your a yorkie)

Kilburn · Post by **Kilburn** » 05 Aug 2004, 12:09

I sold my car three years and am quite happy with public transport.

There's so many CLUELESS drivers in London I can do without them. You can bet half the f*ckers don't bother with insurance either. I know plenty of people who don't.

glittermonkey · Post by **glittermonkey** » 05 Aug 2004, 12:09

J wrote:
glittermonkey wrote:I'm not a Londoner, and if at all possible i'll take a taxi when i'm there. And no, i'm not quite a millionaire. I'm about £998,812 short at the moment. Roughly.
fron ryoal tonbridge wells arent ya (joking i know your a yorkie)

Good job you told me you were joking. It's getting difficult to tell where the wind ups are going to come from these days. Even the little winking icon doesn't do any good any more.

J · Post by J » 05 Aug 2004, 12:16

ill make sure mine are plain mate!

bennie · Post by **bennie** » 05 Aug 2004, 12:19

The best way to get around London is on a bike.

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 05 Aug 2004, 12:22

Black cabs are the way forward for those with a few quid, the tube sucks the big un.

Kilburn · Post by **Kilburn** » 05 Aug 2004, 12:32

bennie wrote:The best way to get around London is on a bike.

A few too many cyclists get killed each year in London for my liking.

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 05 Aug 2004, 12:33

bennie wrote:The best way to get around London is on a bike.

True, I have always found the ones in Croydon the most friendly. ;)

bennie · Post by **bennie** » 05 Aug 2004, 12:34

007 wrote:
bennie wrote:The best way to get around London is on a bike.
True, I have always found the ones in Croydon the most friendly. ;)

Up here, the bikes in Stoke-on-Trent are the same.

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 05 Aug 2004, 12:36

bennie wrote:
007 wrote:
bennie wrote:The best way to get around London is on a bike.
True, I have always found the ones in Croydon the most friendly. ;)
Up here, the bikes in Stoke-on-Trent are the same.

I've been to alton towers and stopped over. I wasnt alone that night.