Off topic,, just wanted to ask the guys a wee question.

bigped · Post by **bigped** » 06 Aug 2004, 14:01

Hey going on hols on tuesday. getting T-shirts made tomz and wanted to know if anyone had a suggestion for going on the back as cant think.

just anything you know the usual stuff... I am an amatuer boxer from scotland but doesnt need to be boxing related.

any ideas guys??? need to get the birds on hols so give me some good ones, man i will need to do some serious trainging when i get back from this for next season.

cheers

buzz · Post by **buzz** » 06 Aug 2004, 14:04

If its the girls you are after then have a picture of a puppy on your shirt.

They will all want a stroke.

Don't forget, for every sin you commit on your hols, you must do an extra round in the gym when you return

somerstown · Post by **somerstown** » 06 Aug 2004, 14:16

How about....

I GO DOWN LIKE TYSON !!

bigped · Post by **bigped** » 06 Aug 2004, 14:17

any names... like in the shop they had things on the wall..

like a number and name... e.g 007 license to thrill

69 supercock.. lol

any name..... was going get number 20(my number) and underneath it The Real Deal but couldnt do it to evander.

help me out here guys

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 06 Aug 2004, 14:28

I thought this thread was about someone having trouble urinating?

somerstown · Post by **somerstown** » 06 Aug 2004, 14:47

Eric the Viking wrote:I thought this thread was about someone having trouble urinating?

bigped · Post by **bigped** » 06 Aug 2004, 17:44

no help???? come on chiefs

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 06 Aug 2004, 17:49

bigped wrote:no help???? come on chiefs

We're still waiting for the advertised "Wee Question." What might it be? Stones? Painful discharge? Trouble urinating in public lavatories? Frequent urge to go? Embarrassing post-leak drips?

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 06 Aug 2004, 17:50

But perhaps we can combine the urination and T-shirt issues: how about a T-shirt that reads, "I'm a Wee Bloke."

Matchfixer · Post by **Matchfixer** » 06 Aug 2004, 17:57

Eric the Viking wrote:
bigped wrote:no help???? come on chiefs
We're still waiting for the advertised "Wee Question." What might it be? Stones? Painful discharge? Trouble urinating in public lavatories? Frequent urge to go? Embarrassing post-leak drips?

WTF are stones???!!!

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 06 Aug 2004, 18:01

Matchfixer wrote:WTF are stones???!!!

Calcareous concretions in the kidneys. They can be more than a wee bit painful - just ask anyone who's ever passed one.

neil r · Post by **neil r** » 06 Aug 2004, 18:08

I dont think you could ever go wrong with the classic "as long as ive got a face, youll never need to look for a seat"

its suggestive without being vulgar, witty without being cheap, clever without being elitist and respectful without being crass.

should work a treat mate

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » 06 Aug 2004, 18:10

neil r wrote:I dont think you could ever go wrong with the classic "as long as ive got a face, youll never need to look for a seat"

Or perhaps the similarly subtle and classy

I WAS RON JEREMY'S STUNT DOUBLE

Matchfixer · Post by **Matchfixer** » 06 Aug 2004, 19:08

neil r wrote:I dont think you could ever go wrong with the classic "as long as ive got a face, youll never need to look for a seat"

its suggestive without being vulgar, witty without being cheap, clever without being elitist and respectful without being crass.

should work a treat mate

Brilliant!

Think I'd get slapped if I used that one as a chat up line though!

neil r · Post by **neil r** » 06 Aug 2004, 19:21

Matchfixer wrote:
neil r wrote:I dont think you could ever go wrong with the classic "as long as ive got a face, youll never need to look for a seat"

its suggestive without being vulgar, witty without being cheap, clever without being elitist and respectful without being crass.

should work a treat mate
Brilliant! Think I'd get slapped if I used that one as a chat up line though!

cant think why mate. i used to use it all the time up until the problems with the court case and the banning order i rather harshly received. still only another 16 years and im free to visit the pubs and clubs of my fair city once again to work my devilish charms!!

beduff · Post by **beduff** » 06 Aug 2004, 20:04

manchester united under 21 captain

you wont fail

Goz · Post by **Goz** » 06 Aug 2004, 21:11

beduff wrote:manchester united under 21 captain you wont fail

I did something similar in Tenerife 10 years back and it worked pretty well, I can look quite handy doing a few kick-ups on the beach and catching the ball on the back of my neck even though I'm generally shite.

Or pretend you're the stag on a stag holiday, a lot of birds can't resist having a go.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07 Aug 2004, 08:11

How about on the front it says; "Got any prunes? No?" and on the back it says; "How about a date?"

Matchfixer · Post by **Matchfixer** » 07 Aug 2004, 08:20

How about...

"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?!"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07 Aug 2004, 12:57

I always liked; "If you were a bogie, I'd pick you any time."

KOJOE90 · Post by **KOJOE90** » 07 Aug 2004, 14:29

"I'LL BATTER YOU IN THE RING"

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 07 Aug 2004, 16:19

Saw a good one with this on the back -

Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined

Wales · Post by **Wales** » 07 Aug 2004, 18:06

not sure about where each bit should go either front and back, or, top of back and bottom of back....

"wanna play carnival?"

"sit on my face and I'll guess your weight"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 07 Aug 2004, 20:23

How about; "Look, I'm not very good with words. So, want a shag?"