Prime Rib v Prime Number

Loynesy · Post by **Loynesy** » 13 May 2009, 11:01

Given the recent new-found quality of topics being posted, I wondered who would win a bout between these two warriors? Would the top quality piece of beef been too much for the little fella who could only be divided by himself and one?

Hook: ask Ricky what he thinks, but make it clear Enzo and Junior would school both.

dondada · Post by **dondada** » 13 May 2009, 11:07

Prime Suspect v Prime Minister Gordon Brown

Would DCI Jane Tennyson shag the morose Jock leaving him defenceless?

Or would the beleagured Parliamentarian give her a Glasgow kiss?

Carbo · Post by **Carbo** » 13 May 2009, 11:10

Primary Colors vs. Yes, Prime Minister -- a case of the British contender being good enough, for once, to cross the Atlantic and take on the best America has to offer?

EddieShredder · Post by **EddieShredder** » 13 May 2009, 11:11

Optimus Prime vs Primark

mike john · Post by **mike john** » 13 May 2009, 11:50

prime real estate vs premium rate hot sex chat - £2.99 first minute, £1.99 each additional minute ( id imagine )

Captain Hook · Post by **Captain Hook** » 13 May 2009, 11:52

Loynesy wrote:Given the recent new-found quality of topics being posted, I wondered who would win a bout between these two warriors? Would the top quality piece of beef been too much for the little fella who could only be divided by himself and one?

Hook: ask Ricky what he thinks, but make it clear Enzo and Junior would school both.

Ha ha ha brilliant....get this man to Dusseldorf before he goes out of his mind :)

Loynesy · Post by **Loynesy** » 13 May 2009, 11:53

Good debating. Any more "prime" battles?

Loynesy · Post by **Loynesy** » 13 May 2009, 11:55

Captain Hook wrote:
Loynesy wrote:Given the recent new-found quality of topics being posted, I wondered who would win a bout between these two warriors? Would the top quality piece of beef been too much for the little fella who could only be divided by himself and one?

Hook: ask Ricky what he thinks, but make it clear Enzo and Junior would school both.

Ha ha ha brilliant....get this man to Dusseldorf before he goes out of his mind :)

Plane about to take off, so normality will soon be restored...

slapbangwhallop · Post by **slapbangwhallop** » 13 May 2009, 12:03

Loynesy wrote:
Captain Hook wrote:
Loynesy wrote:Given the recent new-found quality of topics being posted, I wondered who would win a bout between these two warriors? Would the top quality piece of beef been too much for the little fella who could only be divided by himself and one?

Hook: ask Ricky what he thinks, but make it clear Enzo and Junior would school both.

Ha ha ha brilliant....get this man to Dusseldorf before he goes out of his mind :)
Plane about to take off, so normality will soon be restored...

This is a boxing forum FFS!

Primo Carnera v Optimus Prime!

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 13 May 2009, 12:04

Primevil Ooze -v- Prime Mover (stock Market)

Primevil ooze by late KO.

The Ooze (from Bruges obviously) would smother the quicker opponent sapping all strength and forcing a late stoppage.

Poncey · Post by **Poncey** » 13 May 2009, 12:28

DG. · Post by **DG.** » 13 May 2009, 12:43

Who wins out of a diseased Rat and a cat with no head?

I posted this up on ESB years ago and it was very popular!

Carbo · Post by **Carbo** » 13 May 2009, 15:50

DG. wrote:Who wins out of a diseased Rat and a cat with no head?

I posted this up on ESB years ago and it was very popular!

I can see why it was so popular. People are falling over themselves to guess at the answer.

Adamj1987 · Post by **Adamj1987** » 13 May 2009, 15:57

the deisese in teh cat so technically neither win

mickeyb · Post by **mickeyb** » 13 May 2009, 15:57

Primary education vs sub-prime mortgages.

Sub-prime by recession-induced budgetary cutbacks.

DG. · Post by **DG.** » 13 May 2009, 17:53

The cat wins because the Rat stinks so the Cat feel wth estench wafting off it rat body and can just rip its head off then it's a Rat with a DISEASE and no head vs a healthy Cat with no head.

Simple!

Cat wins!

Colesy · Post by **Colesy** » 14 May 2009, 01:33

Primark v Marks and Sparks

m1kee50 · Post by **m1kee50** » 14 May 2009, 02:24

Marks and Sparks vs Celebrity Darts.

split_decision · Post by **split_decision** » 14 May 2009, 02:47

Prime Time Recruitment vs Prime Time TV.

Carbo · Post by **Carbo** » 14 May 2009, 02:50

DG. wrote:The cat wins because the Rat stinks so the Cat feel wth estench wafting off it rat body and can just rip its head off then it's a Rat with a DISEASE and no head vs a healthy Cat with no head.

Simple!

Cat wins!

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

teddy007 · Post by **teddy007** » 14 May 2009, 03:07

split_decision wrote:Prime Time Recruitment vs Prime Time TV.

One of the worst agencies in the uk.

DG. · Post by **DG.** » 14 May 2009, 03:14

Carbo wrote:
DG. wrote:The cat wins because the Rat stinks so the Cat feel wth estench wafting off it rat body and can just rip its head off then it's a Rat with a DISEASE and no head vs a healthy Cat with no head.

Simple!

Cat wins!
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

At least it's not 'pseudo'!

m1kee50 · Post by **m1kee50** » 14 May 2009, 03:19

pound-4-pound vs "Expensive Bananas! Pound-for-a-pound!"

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