Who is Kovit?

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Who is Kovit?

Post by bennie »

This guy is something else on the Boxers of the past forum. He spends nearly every post enquiring as to how tall fighters are (to the exact inch) and has now posed the stunningly-written question: How good is journeyman Jesse Ferguson?
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Post by Bladder »

Kovit is a troll ................ and a knob!
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Re: Who is Kovit?

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bennie wrote:This guy is something else on the Boxers of the past forum. He spends nearly every post enquiring as to how tall fighters are (to the exact inch) and has now posed the stunningly-written question: How good is journeyman Jesse Ferguson?
The guy is the butt of a few jokes on the Current Scene whenever heights are mentioned!!
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Post by Loynesy »

How tall is Kovit?
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Post by neil r »

Bladder wrote:Kovit is a troll ................ and a knob!
a wee prick then?
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Post by Matchfixer »

I've just been looking at his ID and previous messages and the majority are questions about height and weight. One asks "how tall is Prince Charles standing in height please?"

Sounds like Avid Merrion or Borat!
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Post by Eric the Viking »

Can anyone tell me how trollish is BoxRec Boxers of the Past height fetishist kovit standing in posts? Please find out the answer and help me out. :TU:
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Post by bennie »

Matchfixer wrote:I've just been looking at his ID and previous messages and the majority are questions about height and weight. One asks "how tall is Prince Charles standing in height please?"

Sounds like Avid Merrion or Borat!
How tall is Prince Charles!! :(
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Post by nickd »

Prince Charles is 5'11 I just checked!! :oops:
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can anyone guess how tall i am? :lol:
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Post by bennie »

I swear Kovit ejaculates when he discovers someone's exact height. I once read a funny story about a woman shopper in Germany who only reached an orgasm when she felt a security guard's hand on her shoulder. She was robbing stores all over the country!
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Post by dondada »

bennie wrote:I swear Kovit ejaculates when he discovers someone's exact height. I once read a funny story about a woman shopper in Germany who only reached an orgasm when she felt a security guard's hand on her shoulder. She was robbing stores all over the country!
FFS, nobody tell him about Nicolai Valuev then!!! :lol:
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Post by glittermonkey »

Back when i was a relative newbie, i had the audacity to ask what the deal was with the poster in question. This is the information which i was given;
Broncano wrote:kovit is a bot program,
It is triggered whenever you type the words "height", "silkov", or "zero-thermal-expansion"...
Now, i've done lots of research on this subject and i've found that these certain words have to be typed by certain posters. I've also uncovered rumours that the program was created by none other than (dramatic pause) Silkov himself. To what end i really can't say and don't wish to speculate without further research. The investigation continues....
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Post by bennie »

glittermonkey wrote:Back when i was a relative newbie, i had the audacity to ask what the deal was with the poster in question. This is the information which i was given;
Broncano wrote:kovit is a bot program,
It is triggered whenever you type the words "height", "silkov", or "zero-thermal-expansion"...
Now, i've done lots of research on this subject and i've found that these certain words have to be typed by certain posters. I've also uncovered rumours that the program was created by none other than (dramatic pause) Silkov himself. To what end i really can't say and don't wish to speculate without further research. The investigation continues....
Silkov is one of the few with the patience and knowledge to deal with some of Kovit's incessant questions. I've bought tapes off Silkov and very much doubt he has anything to do with this.
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Post by silkov »

Bladder wrote:Kovit is a troll ................ and a knob!
Have you heard the saying that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?.. :-? :roll: :roll: .. because with a name like 'Bladder' :x :o :cry: you sound a bit of a knob yourself!.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ..... a small one I'm sure!. :roll: :roll: :lol: 8) :TU: ...
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Post by wouter »

I think one of these days Kovit comes comes out with a brilliant formula, predicting the exact outcome of fights based on the fighter's heights
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Post by Bladder »

silkov wrote:
Bladder wrote:Kovit is a troll ................ and a knob!
Have you heard the saying that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?.. :-? :roll: :roll: .. because with a name like 'Bladder' :x :o :cry: you sound a bit of a knob yourself!.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ..... a small one I'm sure!. :roll: :roll: :lol: 8) :TU: ...


Bwwwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!


Silkov is a funny man ...... or woman.
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Post by Bladder »

and the quality of your tapes are shit!!

mint indeed ..... pwah!!
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Post by J »

Bladder wrote:and the quality of your tapes are shit!!

mint indeed ..... pwah!!
WHAT A NASTY LITTLE MAN. :o
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Post by dondada »

J wrote:
Bladder wrote:and the quality of your tapes are shit!!

mint indeed ..... pwah!!
WHAT A NASTY LITTLE MAN. :o
Little? Can somebody tell me please, what is Bladder's exact standing height.

Right, bollocks to this thread. End of.
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Post by J »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Old bones Ian »

Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:
J wrote:
Bladder wrote:and the quality of your tapes are shit!!

mint indeed ..... pwah!!
WHAT A NASTY LITTLE MAN. :o
but the one i brought was crap quality
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Post by J »

fair enouhg, wasnt commenting on that just thought it was a bit ott to post that out of the blue. pm him Im sure he will sort you out.

I get mine form Zendo,(Collins 2000) just had ten and they are all excellent.
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Post by silkov »

Its not 'fair enough' actually as I haven't even sold any tapes to the deviant cretins above who have said that the quality is crap!.... if your going to slag off my tapes at least have the intelligence to actually buy some first.... though I suppose thats asking too much of some of the knobs on this thread!.
Actually I'm quite choosey who I sell my tapes too... 8)
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Post by neil r »

silkov wrote:Actually I'm quite choosey who I sell my tapes too... 8)
the harvey nichols of the boxing tape world eh?
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