O/T, analogy needed

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O/T, analogy needed

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Hi guys, I'm a journalist and I'm writing an article. One of my weak points is analogies, so if any fellow writers can help me out that would be great. I basically need an analogy in the 'electric car/manufacturing/general business' semantic field for the following

(referring to IP of 1905 electric cars in relation to today's electric cars)

"It has about as much relevance today as...."

I know Jimbo Mcdonnell is good at these as I have lolled profusely at some of his in the past..

Thanks!
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"It has about as much relevance today as a manual crank shaft"
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tahnks, along the right lines but I could do with some comedy
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Riddick Blowe wrote:Hi guys, I'm a journalist and I'm writing an article. One of my weak points is analogies, so if any fellow writers can help me out that would be great. I basically need an analogy in the 'electric car/manufacturing/general business' semantic field for the following

(referring to IP of 1905 electric cars in relation to today's electric cars)

"It has about as much relevance today as...."

I know Jimbo Mcdonnell is good at these as I have lolled profusely at some of his in the past..

Thanks!
It has as about as much relevance today as the Red Baron's Fokker has to modern fighter jets.
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It has about as much relevence as a Penny-farthing (or Boneshaker) does to the Tour de France
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"It has about as much relevance today as the Model T Ford has to Formula 1."

or, a little snappier (and referring to the Model T engine - which had a top speed of about 45mph - as opposed to the car):

"It has about as much relevance today as the Model T has to F1."

or

"It has about as much relevance to today's automotive industry as the band AC/DC has to the history of the power transformer."
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"It has about as much relevance today as the Model T has to F1."

WINNER!

Thanks guys
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chesh wrote:"It has about as much relevance today as the Model T Ford has to Formula 1."

or, a little snappier (and referring to the Model T engine - which had a top speed of about 45mph - as opposed to the car):

"It has about as much relevance today as the Model T has to F1."

or

"It has about as much relevance to today's automotive industry as the band AC/DC has to the history of the power transformer."
Glad you won the "competition". No real surprise to me I know you have the wit and the writing skills. Actually I loved the last suggestion, that one really is clever.
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Guys, I need your help again.

The Aston Martin DB5 is to Bond as.....is to......?????

Many thanks!
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Riddick Blowe wrote:Guys, I need your help again.

The Aston Martin DB5 is to Bond as.....is to......?????

Many thanks!
the Batmobile is to batman
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The Aston Martin DB5 is to Bond as the internet is to porn
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a racket is to a tennis player
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The Aston Martin DB5 is to James Bond as the Parker 51 is to Basildon Bond.

(For our younger readers, the Parker 51 was a pen.)

or

The Aston Martin DB5 is to Bond as the Sinclair C5 could never be!
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The Aston Martin DB5 is to James Bond as Viagra is to Hugh Hefner
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Has to over the hill fighters to Khan
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The Aston Martin DB5 is to James Bond as the premature stoppage is to Sports Network.















Ps -please don't ban me. Least give me a warning emerson. :D
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The Aston Martin DB5 is to James Bond as a fluffer is to Ron Jeremy? :lol:
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