The Audley Harrison conspiracy

[oliverfennell]

He's often cited "personal problems" for failing to achieve his dreams and often says he will reveal all one day. I don't know why he doesn't do it now, if these problems are so understandable. However he's now upped the ante on the rhetoric, claiming a conspiracy against him in his latest Facebook post.

When I was undefeated I thought I was invincible; then God laughed at my plan and humbled me. I've done all I can do to win and KNOW I will do it, me, opponents are under my control. I KNOW god will bless me on OCT 2...nd. The campaign against me will soon be exposed; trust me, you will understand why I lost myself in 2004/05. I'm back now, fully ready to do what I was born to do!! brap

If his claims are true, I wish he'd just say what they are! If you had legit excuses for the things people criticise you for, you'd explain them, wouldn't you?!

[DavidPayne]

Hollow.

[Carbo]

Denial?

[Lenny]

Is it the Global Elite?

[banjo]

That man is a fecking nutcase.

[Wales]

Something to do with a promoter he didnt sign for?

[Adamj1987]

no1 wanted harrison to succed

[doctorboxing]

Dan Brown should write a book on it. The freemasons and the illuminati conspire to prevent Audley Harrison winning the world title that was rightfully his!

[deadpan]

Marty Rogan has got the look of a shape-shifting lizard.

[Goz]

Dan Brown should write a book on it. The freemasons and the illuminati conspire to prevent Audley Harrison winning the world title that was rightfully his!

[Adamj1987]

A UD LEY

http://www.nasca.org.uk/leylines/leylines.html

[MightyWarrior]

I believe him.
He was never actually "knocked out", as "they" would have you believe.
I have believed, for a long time now, that he was actually shot in the arse with a tranquilizer dart, from an unknown gunman firing though an open window, standing on a grassy knoll outside the arena.

[Datsue]

This is the best thread ever.

No, really. It is.

I'm going to write to Jon Ronson & get him to follow Audley about, waiting for the NWO to pounce on the poor lad.

Is Audley classboxer?

[oliverfennell]

It makes sense. Trevor Berbick once lost a fight due to unseen enemies pumping poison gas into his hotel room. Maybe 'they' did the same thing to Big Aud', who looked a cert for heavyweight domination during his early-noughties heyday.

He should have been promoted by Peter Ouspensky.

And what was it that Vivian Harris blamed his defeat to Junior Witter on? Voodoo or some such?

[banjo]

It makes sense. Trevor Berbick once lost a fight due to unseen enemies pumping poison gas into his hotel room. Maybe 'they' did the same thing to Big Aud', who looked a cert for heavyweight domination during his early-noughties heyday.

He should have been promoted by Peter Ouspensky.

And what was it that Vivian Harris blamed his defeat to Junior Witter on? Voodoo or some such?

I thought he accused Witter of being juiced up :??

[Deserter]

I believe him.
He was never actually "knocked out", as "they" would have you believe.
I have believed, for a long time now, that he was actually shot in the arse with a tranquilizer dart, from an unknown gunman firing though an open window, standing on a grassy knoll outside the arena.

[Carbo]

Something to do with a promoter he didnt sign for?

Sounds about right. I'm sure I heard something about a conspiracy surrounding something called the Warren Report.

[FLINT ISLAND]

Michael Sprott must have had a nuclear bomb strapped inside his glove that was loaded to explode once it connected with Audleys chin.

[DG.]

Marty Rogan has got the look of a shape-shifting lizard.

DD

[DG.]

I believe him.
He was never actually "knocked out", as "they" would have you believe.
I have believed, for a long time now, that he was actually shot in the arse with a tranquilizer dart, from an unknown gunman firing though an open window, standing on a grassy knoll outside the arena.

Sounds feasible.

[Loynesy]

God laughed at him.

where do you start on de-constructing that one?

[Flashing Blade]

Michael Sprott must have had a nuclear bomb strapped inside his glove that was loaded to explode once it connected with Audleys chin.

Surely nobody still believes Sprott knocked Audley out. In the post fight interview- the real Audley clearly stated the fight had been stopped early. The devastating KO was obviously some CGI mock up. Anyone who says different is an agent of evil.

It's about time you mugs wised up, stopped believing anything you see or hear and put your faith in A Force.

[FLINT ISLAND]

Michael Sprott must have had a nuclear bomb strapped inside his glove that was loaded to explode once it connected with Audleys chin.

Surely nobody still believes Sprott knocked Audley out. In the post fight interview- the real Audley clearly stated the fight had been stopped early. The devastating KO was obviously some CGI mock up. Anyone who says different is an agent of evil.

It's about time you mugs wised up, stopped believing anything you see or hear and put your faith in A Force.

What about the first Danny Williams fight when he was knocked down for the first time in his career

I think I have the expalantion

Fwank who was sitting ringside slipped a banna skin inside the ring - and it was a giant slip - scored as a knockdown

Thats why Fwank jumped out of his chair - and punched the air in jubilation - his cunning plan had worked

There is always a mind boggling explatnation for every failure where Audley Harrison is concerned -

[steve689]

Any truth in the rumour that Audley is now being trained by David Icke?

[FLINT ISLAND]

Any truth in the rumour that Audley is now being trained by David Icke?

Apparantly the media have been telling us all lies and crap

Audely has never lost - it was all just a media illusion and mis information

The one who got KO'd by Sprott and lost to Williams was just a lookalike

The real Audely was kidnapped and held by the illumanti to stop him becoming champ

But now he is free and ready to tell the truth to the world