http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/columnist ... -21881095/
On Saturday I described Amir Khan's opponent Dmitry Salita as no -dimensional. It transpires I was flattering him.
I haven't seen a bigger bum since J-Lo's most recent video. I was convinced before the fight there was no way Salita could beat Amir Khan - now I'm not sure he could beat Chaka Khan.
Even Jordan puts up more resistance on a first date than Salita did on Saturday.
The warning signs that a mis-match might be on the cards came when Salita was badly staggered as the two fighters touched gloves before the fight. I was badly staggered anyone had backed him.
Khan is now greedily eyeing a lucrative domestic showdown with Ricky Hatton. Hatton is greedily eyeing his next meal.
Hills make Khan 8-13 favourite to beat Hatton should he fancy moving up from lightweight to heavyweight, with Hatton 6-5. Another fighter who appears to have piled on the pounds is Prince Naseem.
We're used to seeing the ring fill with officials and hangers-on when a fight finishes. On Saturday it filled with Nas.
I'll bet he can't do that trick anymore, the one where he catapults over the top rope to gain entrance to the ring. Not unless there's a cake on the canvas.
That made me laugh
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