Open Letter to Boxbuzz

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Open Letter to Boxbuzz

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Pursuant to my rights under federal sim laws, I am requesting that you cease and desist your shenanigans and/or lunacy with regards to me, as well as my fellow sim colleagues, in relation to all and any sim posts .

You are hereby notified that if you do not comply with this request, I will immediately file a complaint with the Federal Sim Commission and the Greater New England Attorney General’s office. Civil and criminal claims will be pursued, as well as a 2 week stable war.
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Re: Open Letter to Boxbuzz

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MEMO to SAV:

Your personal dire set of circumstances has little to do with the GOLDEN BUZZ PROMOTIONAL ORGANIZATIONS GALAXY OF STARS, or any of it's operational affiliates whether in North America or Europe. Lashing out mindlessly at innocent co-participants is the hallmark action of a freshly minted operation who's dysfunctional management style has quickly brought them to the precipice of precariously teetering toward Bolivian.

We have observed that, BenK appears to be your next hurdle. He has publicly called your rag tag team out, and after your organizations humiliation at the hands of his top notch crew, you and what you call a team will likely be rapidly vaporized. Correspondingly what remnants may be left after this event, would have a high probability of falling away of it's own weight.

In this instance it is clear that you have raised your credibility for a few brief moments by electing to include the name of the highly revered CEO of the world's foremost Simulated Pugilistic Conglomerate within your title heading. But once people read the sad and sordid whining you have misguidedly contributed, it will just as quickly dissipate. Anything you hoped to gain from the name dropping will likely be nullified once folks become cognizant of the context.

As a legal matter we would like to express at this time that when one chooses to publicly contact us, said action should take place in the WAKE of first pursuing an extended course of excellence in performance. Our popular and iconic name always generates excitement and thus is subject to exploitation. It is unclear just what sort of reputational damage has been caused to our good name as a result of today's events. A matter we will be taking up with our Attorneys when next we meet.

It is only appropriate that we issue a disclaimer. No associational linkage exists between our Gold Clad organization, steeped in unprecedented ritualistic international success versus SAV's under resourced, "Mom and Pop" and crudely constructed lemonade stand of an operation made of cardboard, duct tape and string.

To mention that this was an inappropriate noob move on your part will be our heartfelt Christmas gift to you. Furthermore we thank you in advance for your use of a more reasoned procedural manner in any future "open" communications.

In 2010 it will serve all concerned well if you remain mindful to "Shut up a little bit"
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Re: Open Letter to Boxbuzz

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BoxBuzz, you really do spout some drivel!
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Re: Open Letter to Boxbuzz

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Yes Smally we spout some of the most relevant, true and memorable drivel ever concocted. And we base our entire reputation on being able to continue to do so undaunted, and uncompromised by the skeptics and/or the naysayers.


Now when would you like to schedule your next Drubbing at the hands of the GBP brand of simulated pugilistic excellence?
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BoxBuzz wrote:Yes Smally we spout some of the most relevant, true and memorable drivel ever concocted. And we base our entire reputation on being able to continue to do so undaunted, and uncompromised by the skeptics and/or the naysayers.

Now when would you like to schedule your next Drubbing at the hands of the GBP brand of simulated pugilistic excellence?
Next fight card, BHOP is ready and waiting to bum rape any of your poxy fighters!

Fnar fnar!
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Re: Open Letter to Boxbuzz

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That's a bit too early so soon after the terrible defeat you will incur this week. We like to spread the pain around a bit.
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BoxBuzz wrote:That's a bit too early so soon after the terrible defeat you will incur this week. We like to spread the pain around a bit.
Oh BoxBuzz, your repertoire is so predictable! Only agreeing to match your best fighter against my worst and then going on the run for the rest of the season ducking the mighty BHOP!

Cast off your sleazy, cowardly, gutless, spineless, weak, craven, faint-hearted, lily-livered, pusillanimous shackles and agree to set one of your fighters mano-a-mano with the living legend that is Bernard Hopkins in week four!
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Maxie is our A fighter, take a look at the look at the stats on the TBIII He is the higher rated of the two. So shut the ol' cakehole and accept what is about to happen to Eubanks with some manner of dignity.
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Re: Open Letter to Boxbuzz

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BoxBuzz wrote:Maxie is our A fighter, take a look at the look at the stats on the TBIII He is the higher rated of the two. So shut the ol' cakehole and accept what is about to happen to Eubanks with some manner of dignity.
Excellent, so you agree then, Maxie -v- BHOP for fight card four!

I knew you wouldn't shit out!

I'll allow you to pick the venue.

:TU:
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Sir you could have just as easily found the missing texts from the Tibetan book of the Dead within my statement. And yet it seemingly does not appear within my chosen language at all.


It's a truly remarkable power you have where answers are revealed to you in such wonderous ways. Let's all wait and see if you really are a prophet!
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BoxBuzz wrote:Sir you could have just as easily found the missing texts from the Tibetan book of the Dead within my statement. And yet it seemingly does not appear within my chosen language at all.


It's a truly remarkable power you have where answers are revealed to you in such wonderous ways. Let's all wait and see if you really are a prophet!
For heavens sake man, will you stop being a faggot and agree this fight for next week!
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Smally Big Plums wrote:
BoxBuzz wrote:Sir you could have just as easily found the missing texts from the Tibetan book of the Dead within my statement. And yet it seemingly does not appear within my chosen language at all.


It's a truly remarkable power you have where answers are revealed to you in such wonderous ways. Let's all wait and see if you really are a prophet!
For heavens sake man, will you stop being a faggot and agree this fight for next week!
Your optimism at my preference for men is unfounded. Not there's anything wrong with that. And for Heaven's sake has little to do with this Sim.

And I have never been known as a particularly agreeable sort. So no can do for that request for this coming week. Another time yes. But this week we have very serious plans.
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BoxBuzz wrote:
Smally Big Plums wrote:
BoxBuzz wrote:Sir you could have just as easily found the missing texts from the Tibetan book of the Dead within my statement. And yet it seemingly does not appear within my chosen language at all.


It's a truly remarkable power you have where answers are revealed to you in such wonderous ways. Let's all wait and see if you really are a prophet!
For heavens sake man, will you stop being a faggot and agree this fight for next week!
Your optimism at my preference for men is unfounded. Not there's anything wrong with that. And for Heaven's sake has little to do with this Sim.

And I have never been known as a particularly agreeable sort. So no can do for that request for this coming week. Another time yes. But this week we have very serious plans.
Fag!
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BoxBuzz wrote: But this week we have very serious plans.
What plans are they? Bitching out of a stable war with SSO?
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Smally Big Plums wrote:
BoxBuzz wrote:
Smally Big Plums wrote: For heavens sake man, will you stop being a faggot and agree this fight for next week!
Your optimism at my preference for men is unfounded. Not there's anything wrong with that. And for Heaven's sake has little to do with this Sim.

And I have never been known as a particularly agreeable sort. So no can do for that request for this coming week. Another time yes. But this week we have very serious plans.
Fag!
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