ATTENTION! GBP "NO DUCK" 2010 New Year Proposal

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BoxBuzz
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ATTENTION! GBP "NO DUCK" 2010 New Year Proposal

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GBP GUARANTEED FIGHT CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY!


Here are the rules.

YOU (the little guy) feel you want to fight a GBP fighter? Here is your chance!

Billy Conn and Maxie Rosenbloom have been drinking all New Year's eve and are liquored up to the max and are currently of the opinion they can "whup any true LHW man in the house". Their manager has been unable to convince them that they are in no condition to pursue such a poor business plan.

Either man will accept the first option put on the table by ANY manager to fight any legitimate* LHW.

First to book gets an official 2010 custom boutique arse whuppin by either Slapsie Maxie OR Billy Conn.


*Proviso's and Quid pro quos that apply in the case of this limited time offer:

This offer not availalbe to former HW champions who do not qualify as LHW's. E.G. Ezzard Charles, Tommy Burns, Joe Louis Muhammad Ali, Gene Tunney Bob Fitsimmons etc. GBP will pick the venue. Should you happen to win you will be reminded that these men were on a drinking binge and it will likely always be a "controversial win" on your record and you would be will advised to go for best 2 out of 3. Like many offers we remind you not to Void where prohibited, and take care not to take a crap where ever you please. This coupon has no cash value
HomicideHenry
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Re: ATTENTION! GBP "NO DUCK" 2010 New Year Proposal

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I quote Tommy Burns, no more than 5'7" and 170 pounds, when he fought Marvin Hart for the HW title:

"Why Mr. Hart, I wouldnt think a big man like you would mind a little man like me..."
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Re: ATTENTION! GBP "NO DUCK" 2010 New Year Proposal

Post by Smally Big Plums »

Excellent, Rosenbloom -v- Hopkins in fight card five it is then.

I knew you wouldn't wimp out!

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Re: ATTENTION! GBP "NO DUCK" 2010 New Year Proposal

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Burns vs Conn is ON

Hopkins Vs Rosenbloom as well.

Happy New Year!
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