Welcome To Manchester!!!

[slapbangwhallop]

Way to alientate half of Manchester (and Surrey) David!!

[Wales]

What did he do?

[slapbangwhallop]

[slapbangwhallop]

[deadpan]

Don't see how any Man U fans could take umbrage. It's a nifty angle.

[Wales]

Yeah, I agree.

[Asterix]

What has Surrey (my home county) got to do with it?

[Wales]

A joke about United fans not coming form manchester, i think.

[Asterix]

A joke about United fans not coming form manchester, i think.

But where does Surrey come into it?

[Wales]

I dont know, its just not mancheter I think.

Couldve picked any county.

[Asterix]

I really don't get it. Perhaps today is my slow day. D

[el_grande_mauro_mina]

It could be worse - it could be 'welcome to stoke on trent' where you would find Ricky Hatton in the local greggs pie shop stuffing his 12st 10lbs face with sausage rolls, cornish pasties and meat and potato pies.

[twenty six]

80% of MUFC fans eat prawn sarnies and come from Surrey.
Clear enough Asterix ?
You can't be a football fan if you don't get it.
Roy Keane would love you.

[deadpan]

It's a twist on the Tevez poster that rattled Fergie's cage. Not that it takes much to rile the rouge-faced Scot. He could start an argument in the bottom of a well.

[slapbangwhallop]

[DG.]

Tevez? Who dat?

I am not a football fan, BOXING!

I suppose the druukards that follow Hatton will like it!

That must be the abgle, pick up Hattons Man City fans - wricky won't be boxing for long.

[Asterix]

80% of MUFC fans eat prawn sarnies and come from Surrey.
Clear enough Asterix ?
You can't be a football fan if you don't get it.
Roy Keane would love you.

I'm not really much of a football fan, no. I watch occasionally. I still don't see the problem with Haye's sign. You'd have to be an absolute idiot to be offended by that. Then again, we're talking football fans eh?

[sergelapelle]

[banjo]

80% of MUFC fans eat prawn sarnies and come from Surrey.
Clear enough Asterix ?
You can't be a football fan if you don't get it.
Roy Keane would love you.

I'm not really much of a football fan, no. I watch occasionally. I still don't see the problem with Haye's sign. You'd have to be an absolute idiot to be offended by that. Then again, we're talking football fans eh?

Manchester United fans too.

[Asterix]

And thinking about it, who are people from Surrey supposed to support? There's no-one anywhere near the top.

[slapbangwhallop]

And thinking about it, who are people from Surrey supposed to support? There's no-one anywhere near the top.

Jesus!!! The original poster was commision by Manchester City to have a pop and Manchester United for two reasons. A. Tevez switching from Man U to Man City. B. To have a pop at the sterotype that United fans are not actually from Manchester and are from Surrey or Ireland or Singapore - i.e. City are the real Manchester club and because Man City's ground is actually situated in Manchester City Council area whilst Old Trafford is in Trafford not Manchester.

[el_grande_mauro_mina]

And thinking about it, who are people from Surrey supposed to support? There's no-one anywhere near the top.

Crystal Palace, Aldershot Town - erm - Farnborough Town!

[Asterix]

And thinking about it, who are people from Surrey supposed to support? There's no-one anywhere near the top.

Crystal Palace, Aldershot Town - erm - Farnborough Town!

Crystal Palace are in London. Aldershot and Farnborough are Hampshire. I think Woking might be the best team from Surrey.

[Lenny]

We hate Woking

[rhino222]

And thinking about it, who are people from Surrey supposed to support? There's no-one anywhere near the top.

Crystal Palace, Aldershot Town - erm - Farnborough Town!

aldershot and farnborough are actually in hampshire, has your time at st omer barracks left you with amnesia carlos?...