Eubank jumps in and drives off...

bennie · Post by **bennie** » 22 Feb 2005, 10:30

Former boxing champion Chris Eubank has been arrested after driving off in a delivery lorry that was blocking his car.
Eubank, 38, who was taking his children to school in Brighton, took action after the driver refused to move while unloading.
He said: "I was in traffic behind this lorry for 20 minutes, so got out to speak to the driver. He wasn't going to oblige so I took the decision to move it. Other drivers hooted their approval."
He was later arrested and released without charge pending further enquiries.

REAL_DEAL · Post by **REAL_DEAL** » 22 Feb 2005, 10:33

no guys i wasnt there with my camera.

crazy eubank

Slapsie Maxie · Post by **Slapsie Maxie** » 22 Feb 2005, 10:37

good on him!

Although, I have to say if eubank said "excuth me would you mind moving your car?" I would move it pretty sharpish.

Slapsie

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 22 Feb 2005, 10:40

Or possibly "Pardon?"

JimStone · Post by **JimStone** » 22 Feb 2005, 11:07

I'd have bounced one off Eubank's chin if he'd touched one of my vehicles. Impatient bastard.

bennie · Post by **bennie** » 22 Feb 2005, 11:10

Was a beer lorry, apparently. Eubank and other cars were unable to squeeze past and, ultimately, Eubank jumped in and parked it up the street. For a man who once lost control of a range rover and killed a workman, it wasn't the most sensitive action in the world.

neil r · Post by **neil r** » 22 Feb 2005, 11:59

bennie wrote:Was a beer lorry, apparently. Eubank and other cars were unable to squeeze past and, ultimately, Eubank jumped in and parked it up the street. For a man who once lost control of a range rover and killed a workman, it wasn't the most sensitive action in the world.

so he jumped in and parked it up the street.....

yeah sounds like hes out of control bennie. quite right, moving a van thats blocking a street of is the act of a crazy motorist. so he once had an accident with unfortunately tragic fatal circumstances, hes not the only one and sadly i doubt he'll be the last. so lets not let him ever near a motor vehicle again.

hang him i say

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 22 Feb 2005, 12:13

Wasn't he on a dual carriageway at the time doing about 60? Slightly less chance of killing someone parking a lorry.

Coconut · Post by **Coconut** » 22 Feb 2005, 12:31

It can't have helped traffic that the car at the front of the queue trying to get past was that ruddy great penis-surrogate American thing that Eubank drives

MightyWarrior · Post by **MightyWarrior** » 22 Feb 2005, 12:36

Coconut wrote:It can't have helped traffic that the car at the front of the queue trying to get past was that ruddy great penis-surrogate American thing that Eubank drives

Are you implying Chris has a small penith?

bennie · Post by **bennie** » 22 Feb 2005, 12:39

neil r wrote:
bennie wrote:Was a beer lorry, apparently. Eubank and other cars were unable to squeeze past and, ultimately, Eubank jumped in and parked it up the street. For a man who once lost control of a range rover and killed a workman, it wasn't the most sensitive action in the world.
so he jumped in and parked it up the street.....

yeah sounds like hes out of control bennie. quite right, moving a van thats blocking a street of is the act of a crazy motorist. so he once had an accident with unfortunately tragic fatal circumstances, hes not the only one and sadly i doubt he'll be the last. so lets not let him ever near a motor vehicle again.

hang him i say

Bizarre. Who said he was out of control? Learn to read.

PS: Ken Buchanan's corner still pulled him out against Duran.

DaBest · Post by **DaBest** » 22 Feb 2005, 13:50

I thought it was quite funny when I read the news, good old Eubank always one to entertain us!!

Good on him

bigped · Post by **bigped** » 22 Feb 2005, 14:29

FlawedGenius wrote:I'd have bounced one off Eubank's chin if he'd touched one of my vehicles. Impatient bastard.

You sure you would of? i wouldnt fancy my chances wi eubank even now :)

neil r · Post by **neil r** » 22 Feb 2005, 14:46

bennie wrote:Was a beer lorry, apparently. Eubank and other cars were unable to squeeze past and, ultimately, Eubank jumped in and parked it up the street.
so he jumped in and parked it up the street.....

yeah sounds like hes out of control bennie. quite right, moving a van thats blocking a street of is the act of a crazy motorist. so he once had an accident with unfortunately tragic fatal circumstances, hes not the only one and sadly i doubt he'll be the last. so lets not let him ever near a motor vehicle again.

hang him i say

Bizarre. Who said he was out of control? Learn to read.

bennie wrote:PS: Ken Buchanan's corner still pulled him out against Duran.

Bizzare. who mentioned Ken Buchanan? Learn to read

Phenomenal-Nutrition · Post by **Phenomenal-Nutrition** » 22 Feb 2005, 15:00

FlawedGenius wrote:I'd have bounced one off Eubank's chin if he'd touched one of my vehicles. Impatient bastard.

And he'd bounce 1 THROUGH your chin