Worst ring entrances ever

Matt W · Post by **Matt W** » 24 Mar 2010, 14:27

Before Tyson Fury's recent fight he entered the ring to disco number 'Finally'. Watching Tyson getting ready to fight whilst singing along to 'meeting Mr Right, the man of my dreams'

it struck me that he hadn't really thought it through. Hardly 'Welcome To The Jungle' is it?

Bruce Seldon smiling and laughing on his way to the ring prior to shatting himself against Tyson is another that springs to mind.

Any more?

martinmrts · Post by **martinmrts** » 24 Mar 2010, 14:31

i remember Ben Hudson coming out to "!'m an Upstart" by the Angelic Upstarts once.....

Londonirish · Post by **Londonirish** » 24 Mar 2010, 14:32

James Degale's last one

Usman Ahmed the Best but Worst ever

Captain Hook · Post by **Captain Hook** » 24 Mar 2010, 14:35

Carl Thompson v Eubank...

bless him he tried to dance about but looked completely out of it...

REAL_DEAL · Post by **REAL_DEAL** » 24 Mar 2010, 14:36

Monte Barrett against Haye was the best and worst

Datsue · Post by **Datsue** » 24 Mar 2010, 14:37

I dunno about anyone else -- actually I do know, for some reason people seem to love them, but eff them -- but German-based fighters ring entrances make me physically sick.

The crass lightshows, the dodgy voice-overs, the naff lasers, the several million gallons of dry ice, the fvckwitted cock-rock hair metal bands that play the fighters out... No, no & thrice NO! Leave it out!

I am fully aware of the continual challenge of UFC & WWF & the need to pesent the sport as modern in people's minds. It's just I think they're stupid, embarrassing & a crime against taste & decorum & that anyone who enjoys them should be punished by having to watch a Wlad Klitschko "Greatest Clinches" DVD, including the special Easter Eggs section where you get to see him lean down on top of his opponents like a hungry rent-boy trying to sniff the last popper lodged up his mark's rectum.

I've given this matter (more) thought (than it actually deserves) & have come to the conclusion that this kind of build-up is only actually necessary because the vast majority of the fighters who sell well in the enormous German market are about as exciting to watch as a party political broadcast being transmitted via the medium of sign-language.The promoters are basically saying "WAKE UP! Felix Sturm might've put you to sleep, but here are the reanimated corpses of der Scorpions! After which Wladdy will safely send you back to sleep once again."

chiggsy · Post by **chiggsy** » 24 Mar 2010, 14:42

Uzzy ahmeds was the funniest one that I can recall from recent times.I attempted to watch it again on youtube a couple of weeks ago but alas it has been removed. :(
Degales was abysmal.I hate all that urban london garage ''i iz from da getto innit'' shit so that one really went through me.

Matt W · Post by **Matt W** » 24 Mar 2010, 15:00

Datsue wrote:I dunno about anyone else -- actually I do know, for some reason people seem to love them, but eff them -- but German-based fighters ring entrances make me physically sick.

The crass lightshows, the dodgy voice-overs, the naff lasers, the several million gallons of dry ice, the fvckwitted cock-rock hair metal bands that play the fighters out... No, no & thrice NO! Leave it out!

I am fully aware of the continual challenge of UFC & WWF & the need to pesent the sport as modern in people's minds. It's just I think they're stupid, embarrassing & a crime against taste & decorum & that anyone who enjoys them should be punished by having to watch a Wlad Klitschko "Greatest Clinches" DVD, including the special Easter Eggs section where you get to see him lean down on top of his opponents like a hungry rent-boy trying to sniff the last popper lodged up his mark's rectum.

I've given this matter (more) thought (than it actually deserves) & have come to the conclusion that this kind of build-up is only actually necessary because the vast majority of the fighters who sell well in the enormous German market are about as exciting to watch as a party political broadcast being transmitted via the medium of sign-language.The promoters are basically saying "WAKE UP! Felix Sturm might've put you to sleep, but here are the reanimated corpses of der Scorpions! After which Wladdy will safely send you back to sleep once again."

Whoa, easy there tiger! I'm glad I gave you the opportunity to get that off your chest (and I had a good laugh reading it). Now, go and have a lie down...

yiddo14 · Post by **yiddo14** » 24 Mar 2010, 15:04

REAL_DEAL wrote:Monte Barrett against Haye was the best and worst

Spud · Post by **Spud** » 24 Mar 2010, 15:05

REAL_DEAL wrote:Monte Barrett against Haye was the best and worst

I remember being stood right next to him - then he ran off - thought f*ck it!!!

Deno1986 · Post by **Deno1986** » 24 Mar 2010, 15:06

yiddo14 wrote:
REAL_DEAL wrote:Monte Barrett against Haye was the best and worst

I never get tired of watching it, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouu_zPXZB48

Finn · Post by **Finn** » 24 Mar 2010, 15:09

Matt W wrote:
Datsue wrote:I dunno about anyone else -- actually I do know, for some reason people seem to love them, but eff them -- but German-based fighters ring entrances make me physically sick.

The crass lightshows, the dodgy voice-overs, the naff lasers, the several million gallons of dry ice, the fvckwitted cock-rock hair metal bands that play the fighters out... No, no & thrice NO! Leave it out!

I am fully aware of the continual challenge of UFC & WWF & the need to pesent the sport as modern in people's minds. It's just I think they're stupid, embarrassing & a crime against taste & decorum & that anyone who enjoys them should be punished by having to watch a Wlad Klitschko "Greatest Clinches" DVD, including the special Easter Eggs section where you get to see him lean down on top of his opponents like a hungry rent-boy trying to sniff the last popper lodged up his mark's rectum.

I've given this matter (more) thought (than it actually deserves) & have come to the conclusion that this kind of build-up is only actually necessary because the vast majority of the fighters who sell well in the enormous German market are about as exciting to watch as a party political broadcast being transmitted via the medium of sign-language.The promoters are basically saying "WAKE UP! Felix Sturm might've put you to sleep, but here are the reanimated corpses of der Scorpions! After which Wladdy will safely send you back to sleep once again."
Whoa, easy there tiger! I'm glad I gave you the opportunity to get that off your chest (and I had a good laugh reading it). Now, go and have a lie down...

I agree ha ha Its like a throw back from the 80's, and the fans are so dull half the time they're not even on their feet. AA's ring entrance against taylor springs to mind, especially when the commentators said AA says he has something really special planned. I thought he was going to do a Nas style entrance with motown singers but NO!

whicker · Post by **whicker** » 24 Mar 2010, 15:14

PJ Gallagher (I think) or it might have been someone else around that time (1995ish) Had a team of Irish dancers do a dance in the ring before his entrance.

Datsue · Post by **Datsue** » 24 Mar 2010, 15:18

Matt W wrote:
Datsue wrote:I dunno about anyone else -- actually I do know, for some reason people seem to love them, but eff them -- but German-based fighters ring entrances make me physically sick.

The crass lightshows, the dodgy voice-overs, the naff lasers, the several million gallons of dry ice, the fvckwitted cock-rock hair metal bands that play the fighters out... No, no & thrice NO! Leave it out!

I am fully aware of the continual challenge of UFC & WWF & the need to pesent the sport as modern in people's minds. It's just I think they're stupid, embarrassing & a crime against taste & decorum & that anyone who enjoys them should be punished by having to watch a Wlad Klitschko "Greatest Clinches" DVD, including the special Easter Eggs section where you get to see him lean down on top of his opponents like a hungry rent-boy trying to sniff the last popper lodged up his mark's rectum.

I've given this matter (more) thought (than it actually deserves) & have come to the conclusion that this kind of build-up is only actually necessary because the vast majority of the fighters who sell well in the enormous German market are about as exciting to watch as a party political broadcast being transmitted via the medium of sign-language.The promoters are basically saying "WAKE UP! Felix Sturm might've put you to sleep, but here are the reanimated corpses of der Scorpions! After which Wladdy will safely send you back to sleep once again."
Whoa, easy there tiger! I'm glad I gave you the opportunity to get that off your chest (and I had a good laugh reading it). Now, go and have a lie down...

Cheers for giving me the opportunity. I have been quietly stoking the burning pitch-black roiling hatred RE: German ring entrances for quite some time. Now, it's like a boil has been lanced, & I can return to my normally sunny disposition.

Matt W · Post by **Matt W** » 24 Mar 2010, 15:33

If anyone needs a boil lancing, I'm your man

physio · Post by **physio** » 24 Mar 2010, 16:48

James Cracknell entering the ring to 'you don't really want to hurt me'.
Result- L KO1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No_z9NyIf8s

I also once saw Nicky Booth enter the ring at Cleethorpes wearing shades and his mate rapping. There was about 50 people in the audiance!

whicker · Post by **whicker** » 24 Mar 2010, 16:56

http://www.youtube.com/v/1noQmhXla5s

banger · Post by **banger** » 24 Mar 2010, 17:15

Londonirish wrote:James Degale's last one

Usman Ahmed the Best but Worst ever

can someone fill me in on usman ahmeds entrance as its been mentioned in other threads but ive yet to see it or find out why its such a talking point...cheers in advance. :)

mickey1975 · Post by **mickey1975** » 24 Mar 2010, 19:42

Twent six's comment on here of Anthony Small riding a scooter without a licence really tickled me.And his wearing a Tottenham shirt(who had recently beat Wigan 9-1),to wind up about 700 Manchester fight fans(supporting the undercard) showed what a clown he is...

jBacca · Post by **jBacca** » 24 Mar 2010, 19:45

banger wrote:
Londonirish wrote:James Degale's last one

Usman Ahmed the Best but Worst ever
can someone fill me in on usman ahmeds entrance as its been mentioned in other threads but ive yet to see it or find out why its such a talking point...cheers in advance. :)

Not sure if it's the right one but he came in once dancing round like an absolute G (no, i mean a tool).

Was very entertaining

jBacca · Post by **jBacca** » 24 Mar 2010, 19:47

The German one's are quite electric but a couple of the recent bands have been awful.

brian13 · Post by **brian13** » 24 Mar 2010, 19:49

Anthony small's against mc donagh.

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 24 Mar 2010, 20:08

Vitali's Vs Sam peter was awesome! They way the managed to capture all those former Champs and stick them in those glass display cases was impressive.

Why no Ali though? Surely he would have been the easiest to capture of the lot?

statmanjohn · Post by **statmanjohn** » 24 Mar 2010, 20:28

What about martin rogans entrance to the 1st sexton fight when some guy tried to rap over eye of the tiger... He continued rapping once the music went off and then the mike was turned off!

dberry · Post by **dberry** » 24 Mar 2010, 22:19

whicker wrote:http://www.youtube.com/v/1noQmhXla5s

Absolute gold! that's as funny as fvck.

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