March 16th 1970 i came kickin and screamin into the world so today is my 35th birthday.
Ive always wanted to be retired by the time i was celebrating my 35th birthday. Retired to Cuba, fishing on the beaches all day whilst some dusky young maiden rolled me the finest cigars on her dark firm thighs.
i kept up this dream for years hoping something would come along. as things got closer and the day drew nearer i became more desperate. i even thought of stealing all the contents from the drug trolley at work and selling them on the street.
Alas it was not to be.....
So what have i got?? a late shift on my birthday followed by an early shift the next day. i cant even go out on the slash!! lifes just not fair!! :(
I would rather work on my Birthday than work on Saturday. I have never witnessed a Wales grand slam ..... Only two other times I have ever witnessed Wales being involved in a Grand slam decider. Who has bloody got a shift on Saturday.... The same person who is not going to turn up.
