Haye in a spot of bother

knockout · Post by **knockout** » 16 Mar 2005, 05:38

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005121813,00.html

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 16 Mar 2005, 05:41

He's not banging that old shitter is he?

knockout · Post by **knockout** » 16 Mar 2005, 05:43

the article suggests they are old friends.... they both grew up in Bermondsey so perhaps that how they know each other...

I dont reckon shes Davids type..... (i fcuking hope not anyway)

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 16 Mar 2005, 06:17

He hasn't seen her for 8 years according to that article so funny how he's invited on a family holiday all of a sudden.... hmmmmmm.

Perhaps she heard he goes down easily?

Loynesy · Post by **Loynesy** » 16 Mar 2005, 06:48

Or that he is a hard banger...

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 16 Mar 2005, 07:43

Christ! and I thought he had bad taste when he was accompanied to the ring for the Thompson bout by that model with the dodgey nose!!!.
Why do Hayes birds all look worse than his sparring partners?.
Say it ain't so David!...

Bard of Boxrec · Post by **Bard of Boxrec** » 16 Mar 2005, 07:48

I thought it was going to say

'David Haye, is said to have jumped in, taken a disc from Simon’s neck'

That would have been a better reason to arrest him I would have thought...

Graham Brett · Post by **Graham Brett** » 16 Mar 2005, 08:35

silkov wrote:Christ! and I thought he had bad taste when he was accompanied to the ring for the Thompson bout by that model with the dodgey nose!!!.
Why do Hayes birds all look worse than his sparring partners?.
Say it ain't so David!...

You havent seen Haye bird mate.

I saw her at a couple of shows last year, a raven haired beauty.

She is stunning.

lirva33 · Post by **lirva33** » 16 Mar 2005, 09:25

they went to school together

Wales · Post by **Wales** » 16 Mar 2005, 09:33

bloke should have ran a lap of the pool, he could have pushed haye over after a 50m run.

JimStone · Post by **JimStone** » 16 Mar 2005, 09:41

Wales wrote:bloke should have ran a lap of the pool, he could have pushed haye over after a 50m run.

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 16 Mar 2005, 09:48

lirva33 wrote:they went to school together

And now he's on a family holiday with them after not seeing her for 8 years? Very odd.

Shirow · Post by **Shirow** » 16 Mar 2005, 11:34

nickd wrote:
lirva33 wrote:they went to school together
And now he's on a family holiday with them after not seeing her for 8 years? Very odd.

It says that Haye had not seen her for 8 years before the holiday. That suggests that they met there by coincedence.

That's how i read it anyway. I don't want to think otherwise and far be it from me to question the reporting standards of Britain's best selling daily.

knockout · Post by **knockout** » 16 Mar 2005, 11:34

they did both go to school together (Bacons in Rotherhite) but seems too much of a coincidence!!!!!

states · Post by **states** » 16 Mar 2005, 12:15

I wouldn't of thought Haye's knocking her off, she's seeing a footballer. Not unusual for reality T.V. type women, I know. But most tend to go for someone in the Prem, or perhaps Real Madrid in the case of Woodgates bird. But Jade Goody shows just how far down the foodchain she is by knocking off a guy from my local team......... Northampton Town.

Also, the guy (Ryan something) must be almost brain dead: Ms. Goody has gone on record as saying he's "A bit thick..... I have to explain stuff to him all the time". What hope has the guy got?

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 16 Mar 2005, 12:43

states wrote:I wouldn't of thought Haye's knocking her off, she's seeing a footballer. Not unusual for reality T.V. type women, I know. But most tend to go for someone in the Prem, or perhaps Real Madrid in the case of Woodgates bird. But Jade Goody shows just how far down the foodchain she is by knocking off a guy from my local team......... Northampton Town.

Also, the guy (Ryan something) must be almost brain dead: Ms. Goody has gone on record as saying he's "A bit thick..... I have to explain stuff to him all the time". What hope has the guy got?

If he had any taste/brain I doubt he'd be seeing Goody in the first place... its not like she's the prettiest fish in the pond... and certainly not the brightest!... 8)

josh fg · Post by **josh fg** » 16 Mar 2005, 12:56

Haye has always seemed to be quite articulate or at least a lot more articulate than some boxers. Can't see the two of them together, did he get arrested over it?

Neri · Post by **Neri** » 16 Mar 2005, 12:59

She has big tits though, and that makes up for alot of negatives. Im sure he could ignore the mouthy bitch and her face when he is humping her boob job

Matchfixer · Post by **Matchfixer** » 16 Mar 2005, 13:11

Neri1983 wrote:She has big tits though, and that makes up for alot of negatives.

Not that many it doesn't!

Neri1983 wrote: Im sure he could ignore the mouthy bitch and her face when he is humping her boob job

Sheer poetry!

Graham Brett · Post by **Graham Brett** » 16 Mar 2005, 14:03

Matchfixer wrote:
Neri1983 wrote:She has big tits though, and that makes up for alot of negatives.

She's got more negatives than Kodak.

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 16 Mar 2005, 14:34

Women with boob jobs make me nervous.... I'm always afraid that they're going to swell up and burst in my face.....

:x 8)

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 16 Mar 2005, 14:46

At least he might get a bit of cardio, I bet she goes for hours the fat fornicate.

J · Post by J » 17 Mar 2005, 07:22

nickd wrote:At least he might get a bit of cardio, I bet she goes for hours the fat fornicate.

eff that made me larf.

Bard of Boxrec · Post by **Bard of Boxrec** » 17 Mar 2005, 09:20

Graham Brett wrote:
Matchfixer wrote:
Neri1983 wrote:She has big tits though, and that makes up for alot of negatives.
She's got more negatives than Kodak.

That is brilliant.

E · Post by E » 17 Mar 2005, 11:24

I'd fornicate her.