Haye in a spot of bother

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 17 Mar 2005, 11:55

E wrote:I'd fornicate her.

So would I. Doesn't mean she's nice though :)

J · Post by J » 17 Mar 2005, 12:05

you are joking right your cock would turn green and fall off for starters

jeez id fornicate allright with a spade several times round the head, just joking but if ever there was someone who made a career out of being nothing its her, good luck to her tho but i dont find her shaggable at all, and shes very annoying when i see her on tv though its feasible she could be a genuine warm hearted person off camera.

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 17 Mar 2005, 12:12

J wrote: i dont find her shaggable at all...

Bet you wouldn;t be saying that at last orders!

J · Post by J » 17 Mar 2005, 12:14

sorry mate i would, ive got standards.
and she aint close not by a long way.

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 17 Mar 2005, 12:20

I've got standards mate, just not very high ones. And they seem to lower the more I drink

Ask Neri1983 about the amount of Kebab shop beauty queens i've 'befriended'

J · Post by J » 17 Mar 2005, 12:33

haha not sititng in judgment mate, i just had my fill of birds at the min.
i can say my ex was a good looking version of jade to be honest, not exactly mensa material, sounds ideal dont it, it drives you mad after a year.
james has seen fotos (not those type) good looking and sweet hearted gal but jesus so dull and stupid. Sorry if that sounds really bad but kinell it was murder theres only so long out of a weekend you can shag em after that its was bit difficult.

bout 45 seconds in my case haha

got my eye on a fiery lil irish minx at the min anyway, she seems to have a bit more about her. and its paddys day today.

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 17 Mar 2005, 13:04

Say no more.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 17 Mar 2005, 15:28

Ask her if she wants to see your 'shillelagh'

Jade goody represents everything I detest about modern celebrity culture, she's famous for being nothing except thick as pigshit and getting herself on big brother.

All this bollocks about how reality TV, 'makes stars out of ordinary people' is just an excuse for dirt cheap TV.

she could be the nicest person in the world, but that doesn't mean I want the TV and every other magazine and newspaper carrying features on her fornicating boring life.

As for the 'yeah but she's done well for herself' arguement, what the fornicate has that got to do with it? George W bush has done well for himself, doesn't mean he isn't a pudendum.

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 17 Mar 2005, 17:07

nickd wrote:At least he might get a bit of cardio, I bet she goes for hours the fat fornicate.

I bet she talks for hours the big gob. Perhaps someone should warn her about Hayes 'stamina problem'. I'm sure a few rounds with Jade would make Thompson seem like a walk in the park for Haye.
I fear for his legs!... 8)

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 17 Mar 2005, 17:14

I can honestly say I'd rather stick my cock in a crocodiles mouth than in Jade goody.

Neri · Post by **Neri** » 17 Mar 2005, 17:35

Kevo is a legend in the kebab shops. He licks them Jade-like kebabs like the true romancer he is. Dont take your woman to the chippy after a night out. Kevo will pounce!!!

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 17 Mar 2005, 18:01

what an unsavoury savoury image.

silkov · Post by **silkov** » 17 Mar 2005, 18:22

jamesmcdonnell wrote:I can honestly say I'd rather stick my cock in a crocodiles mouth than in Jade goody.

I think I'd rather stick mine in a washing maching..... least it'd be clean!... 8)

Bladder · Post by **Bladder** » 17 Mar 2005, 18:37

Talking about big tits.

I seen this MTV type program earlier this evening where Scary Spice was showing a filmcrew round her house.

She was wearing this vest type top and her hooters were fornicating massive. Not only that, but her nips were sticking through like Massey Ferguson wheel nuts.

Never really fancied her before but she definitely looked well shaggable .... well, good for a titty fornicate anyway.

Are her fun-bags the real deal or has there been a bit of silicon enhancement going on?

Matchfixer · Post by **Matchfixer** » 17 Mar 2005, 19:07

Bladder wrote:Talking about big tits.

I seen this MTV type program earlier this evening where Scary Spice was showing a filmcrew round her house.

She was wearing this vest type top and her hooters were fornicating massive. Not only that, but her nips were sticking through like Massey Ferguson wheel nuts.

Never really fancied her before but she definitely looked well shaggable .... well, good for a titty fornicate anyway.

Are her fun-bags the real deal or has there been a bit of silicon enhancement going on?

They've always been big as far as I can remember.

Definitely the best spice girl although big mouth factor again like Jade.

Wales · Post by **Wales** » 17 Mar 2005, 19:22

I've got standards mate, just not very high ones. And they seem to lower the more I drink

Like the famous saying goes...

IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED .... LOWER YOUR STANDARDS

Graham Brett · Post by **Graham Brett** » 18 Mar 2005, 05:20

Bladder wrote: Not only that, but her nips were sticking through like Massey Ferguson wheel nuts.

Sheer Class

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 18 Mar 2005, 05:38

I always thought old Scary was pretty shaggable. Big hooters, nice ass, and she likes snogging birds too, great potential for a threesome too. Ideal!

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 18 Mar 2005, 07:23

I can honestly say I'd rather stick my cock in a crocodiles mouth than in Jade goody.

My standards are lower than a snakes belly.

chris s · Post by **chris s** » 18 Mar 2005, 07:55

Wales wrote:bloke should have ran a lap of the pool, he could have pushed haye over after a 50m run.

very funny mate

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 18 Mar 2005, 11:35

Neri1983 wrote:Kevo is a legend in the kebab shops. He licks them Jade-like kebabs like the true romancer he is. Dont take your woman to the chippy after a night out. Kevo will pounce!!!

chris s · Post by **chris s** » 18 Mar 2005, 12:45

Might take the hit and miss out of the Jade but wouldn't say know to those lips around the old fella, would we chaps?

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 18 Mar 2005, 12:47

Only if she was wearing a balaclava so I couldn't see owt else...

J · Post by J » 18 Mar 2005, 12:54

leave ur gimp fetish out of this mate.