FW SEASON WEEK 1 RESULTS

[kevo]

We would like to have Jofre sign on the line vs Nelson in week 4.

Pac-Man called you out week 4, or did you forget?

[BoxBuzz]

We would like to have Jofre sign on the line vs Nelson in week 4.

Pac-Man called you out week 4, or did you forget?

We do not fear you Mr Kevorkian. You are stretching the limits of civil discourse, you were called. See the fact sheet provided for your edification. You were #7 on the list and were apparently "unavailable". That sir is the end of this particularly unsavory chapter in your sordid history.

The Unquestionable and Perfectly Accurate Record:


Week One
#1. Saddler ducks Nelson Yep, the #1 Draft pick has ducked!! Manager: Neri
#2. Pep accepts fight with Benny Bass. They fight a magnficent split decision Manager: Deno
#3. Jem Driscoll is challenged by Nelson. Nelson KO rd 9 great fight!: Manager The End


Week Two
#4 H. Armstrong is challenged by Benny Bass challenge accepted Manager: Sockdolager
#5 Wilfredo Gomez is challenged by Azumah Nelson Outcome: Ducked Manager: MatthewS
#6 Salvadore Sanchez...challenged outcome: DUCKED...manager Glittermonkey
#7 Pac Man Challenged Outcome DUCKED Manager Kevo
#8 Kid Chocolate Challenged: Fight Accepted Outcome Pending

Week Three
#9 BennyBass vs Alexis Arguello is signed outcome pending Manager: SAV
#10 Azumah Nelson vs Vincent Saldivar proposed, accepted and signed. Outcome Pending Manager Hitman09


Week Four
#11 Nelson vs Jofre..is proposed outcome pending: manager BenK
#12 Bass vs Attell is proposed outcome pending: manager Grimm

[kevo]

Well, my work here is done.

Dress it up however you want, but everyone can see that you've ducked Pac-Man two weeks in a row.

Good day

[BoxBuzz]

Kevorkian, you sir are imagineering.

The written record does not support your bombastic assertions. You were called. Time passed, Crickets chirped, You evaded. You were left behind. You recognized your folly, you attempted obfiscation. Your obfiscation was revealed to the public.

However hope springs eternal for you and yours. You will be notified again of another opportunity when the GBP Locomotive once again visits your neck of the woods. And be certain that we will indeed call again. Be ready with your answer, don't doddle, be defeated, learn respect.

That is all.

[kevo]

Next time, try asking before i've already signed to fight someone. ;;-)

[BoxBuzz]

Kevorkian Blathering. A ploy nothing more.

You have been notified as to your responsibilities.

We expect better.

[kevo]

And we expect you to man up and fight Pac-Man, but we won't hold our breath.

[BoxBuzz]

Do not further test our temperament on this matter. It is Pac Man who ran from Zum Zum like the blue ghosts were coming his way.

You know it, I know it, and Gordon Brown knows it.

[kevo]

Nope, you offered a fight to a man already committed to a stable war, then ran from the two subsequent call outs. 'Buzz and his boys are ducks, sure as eggs is eggs.

[kevo]

and Gordon Brown knows it.

You really going to trust a man with a glass eye?

[BoxBuzz]

Sir, there are no better men to found on God's sacred planet.

[BoxBuzz]

well...except of course for that new Cameron fellow.

[Sweet P]

2 fights, 2 KO wins. Teddy Atlas is the one thing that Hard Knocks Gym has been missing.

We will be the dominant camp this season, We are coming for your Titles Mr Sav and Mr Buzz

Interesting you should be babbling round these parts about such things. We would like to have Jofre sign on the line vs Nelson in week 4. No matter what our record imay be at that time. We look forward to your assured compliance as your camp has never ducked a soul.

Jofre Vs Nelson week 4 is a done deal

We at Hard Knocks Gym think this is the hardest fight avaliable, All the early picks in the draft were used to get inferior fighters and Trainers.

[BoxBuzz]

2 fights, 2 KO wins. Teddy Atlas is the one thing that Hard Knocks Gym has been missing.

We will be the dominant camp this season, We are coming for your Titles Mr Sav and Mr Buzz

Interesting you should be babbling round these parts about such things. We would like to have Jofre sign on the line vs Nelson in week 4. No matter what our record imay be at that time. We look forward to your assured compliance as your camp has never ducked a soul.

Jofre Vs Nelson week 4 is a done deal

We at Hard Knocks Gym think this is the hardest fight avaliable, All the early picks in the draft were used to get inferior fighters and Trainers.

We are in agreement on that.

[Crease]

Undefeated.

1 win, 1 draw... Join the club, dude.

[BoxBuzz]

Undefeated.

1 win, 1 draw... Join the club, dude.

One loss (just barely) to the great Willie Pep.....where we battered him from pillar to post. and we KO'd the #3 draft pic. We wear these outcomes as a badge of honor.

[The End]

Undefeated.

1 win, 1 draw... Join the club, dude.

One loss (just barely) to the great Willie Pep.....where we battered him from pillar to post. and we KO'd the #3 draft pic. We wear these outcomes as a badge of honor.

You ran it before hand didn't you?

[BoxBuzz]

No, but honestly, every fight is a crap shoot in the sim. Especially amongst similarlyl skilled. Just like in real life.

Bass had a huge stroke of luck, an almost impossible stroke. But the sim handed him a very good day.

The software is pretty amazingly complex and really does produce predictability over the long run. And at the same time absolute unpredictablity in any one given fight.

If you ran the LHW season over and over and over, I guarantee Ezzard Charles and Archie Moore would dominate over the long haul. But in any one single fight? Or a single season? Anything can happen. The Douglas-Tyson or Baer-Braddock factor ALWAYS exists.

[kevo]

Don't forget the Collazo-Mayweather factor

[BoxBuzz]

No No Kevo, that is specifically due to the GBP method of training. That sort of certainty only exists within the GBP sphere of influence.

[kevo]

That's bullshine I tells ya. BULLSHINE!!

[BoxBuzz]

That's bullshine I tells ya. BULLSHINE!!

Only on "Planet Kevorkian".

[kevo]

So what does this GBP training method involve? I bet there's a lot of running arf arf

[BoxBuzz]

So what does this GBP training method involve? I bet there's a lot of running arf arf

Yes Kevorkian indeed there is. The competition runs and runs...and then claims they did not. It's a patented method built on rock solid values and fundamentals.

[kevo]

Funny how you claim to be on a quest for truth, yet spout nothing but lies.