PIITB Promotions presents: The Million Dollar FW Tournament

[Neri]

Shall we just end this here and declare Tarleton and Olivares joint champions?

[kevo]

Yes!

[Neri]

Right tournament hijack. Everything before shall we scrapped. Next week.

Tarleton Vs. Olivares in the MILLION DOLLAR TOURNAMENT FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winner is the REAL WBO Champion and holder of the Bad Motherfucker title.

You up for it Kevo?

[kevo]

Right tournament hijack. Everything before shall we scrapped. Next week.

Tarleton Vs. Olivares in the MILLION DOLLAR TOURNAMENT FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winner is the REAL WBO Champion and holder of the Bad Motherfucker title.

You up for it Kevo?

Guaranteed win for Olivares and a few titles to boot? You're darn tootin' i'm up for it!

[Neri]

Anybody object? No?

The deal is sealed!

[kevo]

I'm pretty sure i'm 9-4 against the alliance.

[Neri]

Well that's cute of you guys to try that, but let's not forget, your fighters got KTFO by Alliance fighters. So run on and have your little sword fight, we all know what's up.

This tournament only deserved our 2nd draft pick fighters. If it really held any prestige then we would have entered Saddler and Pac to smoke you fools.

[kevo]

Anybody object? No?

The deal is sealed!

Huzzah!! The BMfBB Title rises from the ashes, like some glorious, corrupt Pheonix!

[kevo]

Well that's cute of you guys to try that, but let's not forget, your fighters got KTFO by Alliance fighters. So run on and have your little sword fight, we all know what's up.

This tournament only deserved our 2nd draft pick fighters. If it really held any prestige then we would have entered Saddler and Pac to smoke you fools.

Some people actually entered their first round draft picks

[kevo]

I'm pretty sure i'm 9-4 against the alliance.

I don't care, this the tournament, and you both are OUT.

Au contraire punk midget, we are very much IN this tourney, and contesting the final! SSM!

[kevo]

This tournament only deserved our 2nd draft pick fighters. If it really held any prestige then we would have entered Saddler and Pac to smoke you fools.

Some people actually entered their first round draft picks

You're a douchebag Kevo.

No shit Sherlock.

[Crease]

Some people actually entered their first round draft picks

Some people actually included both of their fighters.

[kevo]

fornicate off Crease, this doesn't concern you or your shitty, shitty fighters.

[Crease]

No way, fvck that, what's right is right Crease

Indeed, and you can't just strip Title Champiosn when you are looking for loopholes in Boxrec law.

Maybe the enventual winner will agree to give you a WBU title shot, if he chooses to kepp that title alongisde the WBO title.

you would be blubberin up a fvckin storm if it was your fighter.

No, I wouldn't I would accept it... It is your own fault matey you agreed to defend the title against Young Griffo.

Facts is facts. Chacon should be champ

You know what? Dry your eyes...
It's your fornicating tournament man.

[Neri]

Yeah and both of my fighters almost made the final, so lick my sweaty, hairy crack.

Not much of an achievement when it is full of Charlie Zelenoffs. Any tournament that accepts a fighter with only one lung and who is registered disabled isn't worth the steam off a sloppy sh1t.

[kevo]

What a couple of Sim-Bitches.

Your fighters? Yeah, we know.

[Neri]

Right Detroit, we have a deal for you.

Winner of our final fights the winner of your final for the true tourney winner?

[kevo]

What a couple of Sim-Bitches.

Your fighters? Yeah, we know.

And who was just crying about not being in the tournament? Oh yeah, the one who just got his training bra, Douche-O.

That was before. Stop living in the past!

[BoxBuzz]

Benny Bass would likely have cleaned this tourney out. And for perhaps the first time I'm not exactly takin' libertys with the facts.

[kevo]

Benny Bass would likely have cleaned this tourney out. And for perhaps the first time I'm not exactly takin' libertys with the facts.

Too bad we'll never know, because you BITCHED OUT!!!

Yeah! Fuck off 'Buzz!

[Neri]

Right Detroit, we have a deal for you.

Winner of our final fights the winner of your final for the true tourney winner?

I have no qualms with that, you'd just have to clear it up with anyone else should they come out on top.

Ha! You're too easy.

As if we would let your punk ass final anywhere near ours. Tarleton-Olivares is the REAL final and yours licks balls. Big, hairy, veiny balls.

[Neri]

Benny Bass would likely have cleaned this tourney out. And for perhaps the first time I'm not exactly takin' libertys with the facts.

Too bad we'll never know, because you BITCHED OUT!!!

Yeah! Fuck off 'Buzz!

YEAH! What he said.

[hitman09]

Right Detroit, we have a deal for you.

Winner of our final fights the winner of your final for the true tourney winner?

We'd do it, but we beat both of those fighters already in this tournament, and so don't see the need to inflict further beatings. Once we've won this and dealt with ZumZum and Marquez, however, we'd be more than happy to flatten Saddler for you.

[hitman09]

What happens if one of the semifinals is a draw? Do we have a rematch the next week?

[jBacca]

Would have to have a rematch!

Griffo should remain WBU champion... it's only fair.