ESB lounge

[dondada]

I've only recently discovered the above. I very rarely go into the Current Scene here but over on ESB's lounge, it's so bad it's truly funny.

Someone must have done it already but if not, someone with too much time on their hands should do a compilation of mental thread titles, including this gem I've just seen:

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/sho ... p?t=241336

[banjo]

This one was posted the other day, titled OK, I REALLY don't get this

and here is the thread starters post

I leave the LGBT club and almost get jumped by a group of black lesbians for being a trannie. For starters, one of them was very obviously a woman trying to be a man. She had her boobs taped down and everything. Another thing is, I am 6 foot tall athletic and it was obvious not only was I not scared, I was this <> close to hitting three of them with mace and making the others bite the curb. I have a rule to never fight a woman, but a whole gang of bitches LOOKING for a fight with someone twice their size? It took everything I had not to do it.


So I have to ask:

1 what the fuck black women have against trannies? They are ALWAYS the ones who start crap with me.

2 what the fuck a bulldyke would have aganist me, when she is JUST like me but going the other way

3 why do 5' 1" black women who weigh 90 pounds think they are wonder woman?

Tonight about went wrong. Really wrong.

fornicate Minneapolis. I am going back to Indy. I dont need this shit.















On second thought. I wish I did curb stomp the bitches.

[palooka]

You fuckin made that up

[Spud]

[banjo]

You fuckin made that up

Of course I did

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/sho ... ?t=240538&

[dondada]

I tell you, 'you couldn't make it up'! Absolute genius...disturbing genius

[banjo]

The best bit is this

For starters, one of them was very obviously a woman trying to be a man.

Coming from a man trying to be a woman.

[chinny]

is that you Derek?

[FLINT ISLAND]

I posted regular on ESB Lounge.

Its actually a really fun place.

I've posted many threads there myself - and its all fun and a laugh.

However you can have good serious issues there as well - like discussing crimes like that of James Bulger murder and politics and religion and finances and space and events.

Its unfair to say they are all mental people.

GazOC, Strike, SwollenGoat , McGrain, all good lounger posters.

Claypole - ESB Legend - everyone has heard of him - from Harlow , Essex, UK.

Rumsfield on there is good - he is from New York - runs his own radio show and has guests on such as Floyd Mayweather Jnr and his Uncle and Bernard Hopkins and Wlad Klitshcko.

Its a fun place.

One of the biggest scandals there happened in the last year - there was a pretty blonde girl on there called Gabby and in a forum full of blokes - she was always centre of attention - she even had a facebook account and added everyone from ESB - young woman in her 20's from Liverpool. She posted there for like over 3 years or something - before I ever joined - one macho boxing guy called Stuey fell in love with her and spoke to her on the phone every day and sent her gifts and love messages on youtube, etc - then after like 3 years of speaking online they all arranged to meet in London and one friend called Lacy flew over from Amercia to meet this Gabby but she never showed up. Turns out their reckon Gabby was a wrinkly old woman and not the young woman in all the pics - Stuey was a laughing stock at ESB - he still is I think.

[Bomber 1]

I love the place it's a brilliant site... As is this place too to be fair.. ;;-)

[LeedsLad]

I posted regular on ESB Lounge.

Its actually a really fun place.

I've posted many threads there myself - and its all fun and a laugh.

However you can have good serious issues there as well - like discussing crimes like that of James Bulger murder and politics and religion and finances and space and events.

Its unfair to say they are all mental people.

GazOC, Strike, SwollenGoat , McGrain, all good lounger posters.

Claypole - ESB Legend - everyone has heard of him - from Harlow , Essex, UK.

Rumsfield on there is good - he is from New York - runs his own radio show and has guests on such as Floyd Mayweather Jnr and his Uncle and Bernard Hopkins and Wlad Klitshcko.

Its a fun place.

One of the biggest scandals there happened in the last year - there was a pretty blonde girl on there called Gabby and in a forum full of blokes - she was always centre of attention - she even had a facebook account and added everyone from ESB - young woman in her 20's from Liverpool. She posted there for like over 3 years or something - before I ever joined - one macho boxing guy called Stuey fell in love with her and spoke to her on the phone every day and sent her gifts and love messages on youtube, etc - then after like 3 years of speaking online they all arranged to meet in London and one friend called Lacy flew over from Amercia to meet this Gabby but she never showed up. Turns out their reckon Gabby was a wrinkly old woman and not the young woman in all the pics - Stuey was a laughing stock at ESB - he still is I think.

You are obsessed with Claypole mate

When are you making your next undercover raid onto ESB..... everyone is waiting for you

[palooka]

You fuckin made that up

Of course I did

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/sho ... ?t=240538&

sorry for doubting you ;;-) KrispyKriss looks like a few women in Doncaster though

[FLINT ISLAND]

I posted regular on ESB Lounge.

Its actually a really fun place.

I've posted many threads there myself - and its all fun and a laugh.

However you can have good serious issues there as well - like discussing crimes like that of James Bulger murder and politics and religion and finances and space and events.

Its unfair to say they are all mental people.

GazOC, Strike, SwollenGoat , McGrain, all good lounger posters.

Claypole - ESB Legend - everyone has heard of him - from Harlow , Essex, UK.

Rumsfield on there is good - he is from New York - runs his own radio show and has guests on such as Floyd Mayweather Jnr and his Uncle and Bernard Hopkins and Wlad Klitshcko.

Its a fun place.

One of the biggest scandals there happened in the last year - there was a pretty blonde girl on there called Gabby and in a forum full of blokes - she was always centre of attention - she even had a facebook account and added everyone from ESB - young woman in her 20's from Liverpool. She posted there for like over 3 years or something - before I ever joined - one macho boxing guy called Stuey fell in love with her and spoke to her on the phone every day and sent her gifts and love messages on youtube, etc - then after like 3 years of speaking online they all arranged to meet in London and one friend called Lacy flew over from Amercia to meet this Gabby but she never showed up. Turns out their reckon Gabby was a wrinkly old woman and not the young woman in all the pics - Stuey was a laughing stock at ESB - he still is I think.

You are obsessed with Claypole mate

When are you making your next undercover raid onto ESB..... everyone is waiting for you

Firstly - Claypole - ................what a legend - you should go in the Lounge and bump my thread called - Claypole ESB Lengend Tribute thread.

Secondly ----- thanks mate- ................its true - I have been away from ESB for a while - and have not attempted to re register for some time - as it happens - I made contact with GazOC last night - he is a top MOD on a astromnoy forum - and I PM'd him saying to watch out because I will be attempting to make a return soon.

[Jeff Thomas]

Firstly - Claypole - ................what a legend - you should go in the Lounge and bump my thread called - Claypole ESB Lengend Tribute thread.

I shall do this right now

[FLINT ISLAND]

Firstly - Claypole - ................what a legend - you should go in the Lounge and bump my thread called - Claypole ESB Lengend Tribute thread.

I shall do this right now

thanks jeff - and I shall have a little nose over at the lounge - to see if you really did D

[Jeff Thomas]

Cant find it

[FLINT ISLAND]

Then bump this thread

GazOC V Claypole............. the Battle of all time !!!!

[WelshDevil]

ESB and BS forums are a joke. Too many idiots. Popular Yes but with that popularity you attract idiots.

[FLINT ISLAND]

ESB and BS forums are a joke. Too many idiots. Popular Yes but with that popularity you attract idiots.

True statement.

I find Boxrec a much more serious forum - if you come on a forum - to discuss proper boxing.

ESB Main General Forum is a complete joke - people sign up - mostly young Amercians and havent got a clue what they are talking about with very limited and misguided knowledge on boxing.

Apparantly if a fighter is British he is automically a bum - and if a fighter loses or scrapes through a close decsion like Calzaghe did against Hopkins - he is exposed as a "fraud" or a "joke" or a "bum"


And always will they assume that a American fighter will beat anyone outside of America - you can not reason with these people - they are complete morons.

[banjo]

The irony is that mindset is the same on this forum, just we don't have the same amount of traffic as ESB so it isn't as noticeable or in your face. Have a look at the Current Scene or even this part of the forum after a big fight and you'll think you've stumbled upon ESB.

[ALI]

Liked this one from the ESB lounge:

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Anyone ever hit their missus and reaped the rewards?

First off, I aint proud and I aint advocating it.

A while back me and the missus were fighting a lot, over stupid things like the house not being tidy and me drinking too much and the usual other stuff.

Then one Monday morning i got as usual to go to work, went in my shower, followed my usual routine but when I went to put a shirt on there was none ironed.

I knida lost the plot and woke he her to give her what for. She started shouting about how I don't do anything about the house and before I knew I had punched her on the mouth. It wasn't really bad and she only needed a stitch, i told her to tell her to say she walked into a door, and there's no lasting effect, so all's good.

Since then she has been the perfect girlfriend. The house is clean, dinner is on the table and whenever there is a potential dispute, as soon as I start to lose my temper she backs down.

I know it's strange to say but I really think that wee smack has worked wonders for our relationship.

I assume most of you have similar experiences?
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The original poster might be a wind up merchant, its more some of the replies to the thread that got me worried. You can check the rest of it out here:

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/sho ... p?t=241507

[DavidPayne]

You fuckin made that up

Of course I did

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/sho ... ?t=240538&

sorry for doubting you ;;-) KrispyKriss looks like a few women in Doncaster though

Well I've seen plenty of fit fkkers too.

[dondada]

Liked this one from the ESB lounge:

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Anyone ever hit their missus and reaped the rewards?

First off, I aint proud and I aint advocating it.

A while back me and the missus were fighting a lot, over stupid things like the house not being tidy and me drinking too much and the usual other stuff.

Then one Monday morning i got as usual to go to work, went in my shower, followed my usual routine but when I went to put a shirt on there was none ironed.

I knida lost the plot and woke he her to give her what for. She started shouting about how I don't do anything about the house and before I knew I had punched her on the mouth. It wasn't really bad and she only needed a stitch, i told her to tell her to say she walked into a door, and there's no lasting effect, so all's good.

Since then she has been the perfect girlfriend. The house is clean, dinner is on the table and whenever there is a potential dispute, as soon as I start to lose my temper she backs down.

I know it's strange to say but I really think that wee smack has worked wonders for our relationship.

I assume most of you have similar experiences?
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The original poster might be a wind up merchant, its more some of the replies to the thread that got me worried. You can check the rest of it out here:

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/sho ... p?t=241507

I don't even want to read that. If I did that with my mrs, I would reap the reward of being set alight or some such hilarity.

[DavidPayne]

I'd wake up dead.

[Max Molyneux]

Best off topic section of any forum I've been on. I love immature humour but there mods suck except for a couple of them.

Rumsfield on there is good - he is from New York - runs his own radio show and has guests on such as Floyd Mayweather Jnr and his Uncle and Bernard Hopkins and Wlad Klitshcko.[/quote

Good show but political wise, he's like most of the yanks on there who are paranoid about their goverment because they are worried that Obama might bring in something too social for their liking because it goes against their freedoms or individual rights!

Boxing knowledge wise boxrec is better as most of the other places are too sensitive if you ain't a Manny Pac fan for example!

SwollenGoat

Best Yank poster on there!