Rocky II is on UK Gold
Rocky II is on UK Gold
Rocky looked like he'd had brain surgery after the first Creed fight, bandages all over him!!
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jomothepure
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First things first. I must apoligise but I am quite relatively stocious. This is a teriible affliction and is not big or clever and I aplogise profously. However, the situation is that me and my alledged friends are getting too old for the friday night game and cant even hack it till closing time now. This is particularly sad due to us being barely 1/3 of the average life expectancy yet. All aquaintences are now either unconcious or have dissapearwd, so I'm afraid I must bring my drunk stupid banter to you, good kind people. But I had to come on to check how Swansea did (for betting purposes, not out of support (althouhg no offence to you, good swansea people) This is particularly apologetic to you, nick, who started this thread. The only compensation is that I will at least start by hanging on to the vestriges of the topic.
My top fove Rocky films:
1) 1st one. Obvioulsy. no argument.
2) 4th. Purely for the epic East-v-west, snow scenes, Sly's body (eh
by that I mean he looked the most ripped of the lot, pusnhing 40 or whatever, so fair enough. and Ivan Drago. Godd chap.
3) Bit contraversial, but have to put 3. next purely for absolute comedy theatrical film. Hulk Hogan as thunderlips. Legend. How do we top that? Enter Mr T. fantastic.
4) 2nd. Fair enough, good ending, but after watching it 2nd time onwards I couldn;t be bothered with all his attempts with adverts etc. Altho catching chickens was fair enough. I did try that once (without bragging) caught it. But I think it was a particularly lardy cock) (p.s. please hurry up with Koc-Sprott predictions. This is possibly the best chance for terrivle puns for a generation)
5) 5th. Obviously again. dreadful from start to finish. Altho gains 1/2 points for Tommy 'The mullet' Gun and blatent rip-off of Don King (touch me and i'll sue. 8) fantastic.
God help a rocky six. Ithink it was goz (almost said god) who summed it up "fornicate off"
Have to say tho, I watched the contender for the first time triongight (put it off thinking it would be a snazzied up (that;s a technical term) It was esperados-something. can't remember now. anyway, point is, Sylvester didn't look that out of shape on it. He'd do Audrey anyway. By the by, after watching it, looked at the threads about the contender, and genuinly, that is really sad about Turpin.
Right, apologies again, but, clinging on to the last hopes of me talking about boxing:
Matchmaker extrodener here are my "you should fighyt" tips
Haye: Steve Cunningham (Hobson and someone who takes him 12 rounds allowing (probably Francis actually
)
Audrey: http://www.boxrec.com/boxer_display.php?boxer_id=009083 then http://www.boxrec.com/boxer_display.php?boxer_id=026917 then http://www.boxrec.com/boxer_display.php?boxer_id=007033 oops, sooryym, I mean Skelton or Williams.
Right, relevence over, one last thing before i had my head in shame:
Didn't meet Scott Harrison tonight. I had actually phyced myself up to believe that i would meet him in a club tionight. oh well
Did meet a guy from norway. Good chaop. Although none of us could remember his second name (it sounded fireign) so we have christened him andy norway,)I guiess you had to be there,.
lager at the M.E.N. is like making love in a cannoo. It's fornicating close to water.
Also, someone broke the birds iron tonight. Where does one purchase such an item and make it look exactly like the one that was broken?
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Also look at this record I just discovered. "Bash Ali". http://www.boxrec.com/boxer_display.php?boxer_id=018299 A) absolute brilliant name. B) Fantastic to think: He was sitting on the sofa after losing to ralf .....WBO in 1996 and thought: sod this, I'm coming out fighting...went into the streets of his local town and started KOing random guys coming out of boots and stuff. Cul,minating in the WBF title. nuff respect
Anyway, I think I've probably overdone things a bit nowq,
My top fove Rocky films:
1) 1st one. Obvioulsy. no argument.
2) 4th. Purely for the epic East-v-west, snow scenes, Sly's body (eh
by that I mean he looked the most ripped of the lot, pusnhing 40 or whatever, so fair enough. and Ivan Drago. Godd chap.3) Bit contraversial, but have to put 3. next purely for absolute comedy theatrical film. Hulk Hogan as thunderlips. Legend. How do we top that? Enter Mr T. fantastic.
4) 2nd. Fair enough, good ending, but after watching it 2nd time onwards I couldn;t be bothered with all his attempts with adverts etc. Altho catching chickens was fair enough. I did try that once (without bragging) caught it. But I think it was a particularly lardy cock) (p.s. please hurry up with Koc-Sprott predictions. This is possibly the best chance for terrivle puns for a generation)
5) 5th. Obviously again. dreadful from start to finish. Altho gains 1/2 points for Tommy 'The mullet' Gun and blatent rip-off of Don King (touch me and i'll sue. 8) fantastic.
God help a rocky six. Ithink it was goz (almost said god) who summed it up "fornicate off"
Have to say tho, I watched the contender for the first time triongight (put it off thinking it would be a snazzied up (that;s a technical term) It was esperados-something. can't remember now. anyway, point is, Sylvester didn't look that out of shape on it. He'd do Audrey anyway. By the by, after watching it, looked at the threads about the contender, and genuinly, that is really sad about Turpin.
Right, apologies again, but, clinging on to the last hopes of me talking about boxing:
Matchmaker extrodener here are my "you should fighyt" tips
Haye: Steve Cunningham (Hobson and someone who takes him 12 rounds allowing (probably Francis actually
)Audrey: http://www.boxrec.com/boxer_display.php?boxer_id=009083 then http://www.boxrec.com/boxer_display.php?boxer_id=026917 then http://www.boxrec.com/boxer_display.php?boxer_id=007033 oops, sooryym, I mean Skelton or Williams.
Right, relevence over, one last thing before i had my head in shame:
Didn't meet Scott Harrison tonight. I had actually phyced myself up to believe that i would meet him in a club tionight. oh well
Did meet a guy from norway. Good chaop. Although none of us could remember his second name (it sounded fireign) so we have christened him andy norway,)I guiess you had to be there,.
lager at the M.E.N. is like making love in a cannoo. It's fornicating close to water.
Also, someone broke the birds iron tonight. Where does one purchase such an item and make it look exactly like the one that was broken?
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Also look at this record I just discovered. "Bash Ali". http://www.boxrec.com/boxer_display.php?boxer_id=018299 A) absolute brilliant name. B) Fantastic to think: He was sitting on the sofa after losing to ralf .....WBO in 1996 and thought: sod this, I'm coming out fighting...went into the streets of his local town and started KOing random guys coming out of boots and stuff. Cul,minating in the WBF title. nuff respect
Anyway, I think I've probably overdone things a bit nowq,