Can SSM rule the roost?

[jBacca]

Found this in Ring Magazine.

This season as the welterweights step up to the plate, finding anyone who doesn't believe Shellsuit Mafia will dominate, is quite simply a rarity.

SSM have now gone global, and boast not only, Scousers, Kevo and jBacca, but the legendary manager of Mexican descent, Sav. The quality doesn't end there though, as SSM have done their homework and recruited the talented Glittermonkey who had a fine debut season. Shellsuit Mafia International is born.

As expected, the fantastic four have bolstered their title ambitions by announcing very strong stables. Kevo is working with Sugar Ray Leonard, Sav is handling Benny Leonard's affairs, Glittermonkey has the dangerous Thomas Hearns, and jBacca has the darkhorse, Jose Napoles.

This team of mercenaries certainly has everyone else quaking. Buzz has gone into hiding, Marlin is lost in the outback, and Crease is playing with sticks. The only person who is trying to stand in the way of SSM's ambitions, is the plucky Hitman09, but you could put down his bravery as typical, Irish daftness.

Whatever the initial results, the safest bet this season is that SSM International will litter the top 10 rankings.

[JDC]

Send any of them Oscars way and we'll see who's set to dominate

[jBacca]

Don't blame me, report it to Ring Magazine.

Strange mistake though, I'm with you on that.

[BoxBuzz]

A perfectly motley crew of victims the lot.


And who is that fella that no one seems to be able to get his name right. Betsy Ross?

[The Irish Assassin]

Yes, Sugar Shane will rule the roost.

[kevo]

Yes, Sugar Shane will rule the roost.

[SAV]

Yes, Sugar Shane will rule the roost.

[kevo]

Yes, Sugar Shane will rule the roost.

[The Irish Assassin]

Yes, Sugar Shane will rule the roost.

[glittermonkey]

Yes, Sugar Shane will rule the roost.

Oh....I get it.

[jBacca]

Yes, Sugar Shane will rule the roost.

Oh....I get it.

Took me two mins of going through posts over and over again. Then i saw the headline

[SAV]

SSM: fuck wit it... hate on it... do what you do. just know we're comin for you.

[Sweet P]

How could years of inbreeding result in SSM dominating. The only thing they will dominate are each others BALL SACKS

[kevo]

Yeah, good one ben.

Stick to what you do best, avoiding hard fights and being a shitty manager.

[BoxBuzz]

Kevo, it's time you recalibrated your overall sensiblities. You're in danger of veering off course and heading straight for dangerous waters, you seem to have your head firmly placed in those famous tropical isles of langerhans. Though tropical in climate, the sun never shines there. You've got to get your head out of that dark place, and get a fresh new perspective.