Master of Disguise

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Master of Disguise

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As ever we at JDC are here to bring the truth. For all the fans who saw that this did not look like a prime Oscar we have some very interesting information.

New compelling evidence has come to light after the shock, some may say highly questionable result, of De La Hoya's first fight. This report will explain the true horror of what actually happened.

Oscar arrived at my house in the early hours of the morning in a very bad way, but suprisingly not even having a scratch on him. He told us that he had been held hostage by Don Krease for the last week and had not taken part in the fight with Manny Pacquio. The most shocking revelation is that Krease had employed a Hollywood make-up artist to give Lloyd Honeyghan the appearance of Oscar for the fight. This was coupled together with a state of the art coctail of PED's to allow Honeyghan to get though two fights in one week.

De La Hoya had managed to escape though a network of tunnels, built by no other than Mike Tyson in an attempt to blow Kreases' house up some 14 years ago (all allegedly ofcourse). Tyson told Oscar about the tunnel network earlier this year when Cus came to him in a dream explaining that plan of the evil Don Krease.

Apparently this was an attempt, for the corrupt Krease and Honeyghan, to gain the massive purse Oscar was set to command in this fight. It seems the commision is set to turn a blind eye to these FACTS, however Oscar has turned up in tip top condition for his opening bout against Floyd Mayweather Snr and he says that the loss is only on his record.

He is still the greatest :TU:

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Week 1 result for Oscar is a No Contest, however the commissioner has assured us that the prime Oscar will be given full security from now on to ensure that the imposter does not return
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Shocking revelation.

The BRS world has not been rocked like this since the time Buzz's and Marlin's 'more than friends' affair came to light.
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jBacca wrote:The BRS world has not been rocked like this since the time Buzz's and Marlin's 'more than friends' affair came to light.
:oo
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I know, I was like :oo too.
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jBacca wrote:I know, I was like :oo too.
:-?

Buzz gets .... :shame:

Marlin gets .... :shame: :shame: :shame:
Because Buzz is old, and Marlin should really know better.
really.
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Crease, I don't blame you for this. Your noobery knows no bounds. Entrusting your fighters to the Don is bound to bring monumental corruption :lol:
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JDC wrote:Crease, I don't blame you for this. Your noobery knows no bounds. Entrusting your fighters to the Don is bound to bring monumental corruption :lol:
Don Krease has arrived!!!
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SILENCE!!!

Oh, and DLH's shite anyway.
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glittermonkey wrote:SILENCE!!!

Oh, and DLH's shite anyway.
Oscar will gladly repay you for your insolence in the coming weeks. :box:

Oh, and shouting silence is kind of cournter-productive don't ya think?
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Prime now......that's going to make quite a difference.
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Sweet Pea, in agreement with the Fatton Promotions management, would like to say that he thinks this is all a load of whining noobery, and volunteers to shut JDC and Oscar the fuck up next week.
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I thought Sweet Pea had lost the ability to speak after Napoles shut. him. down.
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JDC wrote:
glittermonkey wrote:SILENCE!!!

Oh, and DLH's shite anyway.
Oscar will gladly repay you for your insolence in the coming weeks. :box:

Oh, and shouting silence is kind of cournter-productive don't ya think?
SILENCE!!!

Oscar can have a shot at Hearns any time he wants. Prime, post-prime, it won't make a jot of difference.
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glittermonkey wrote:Oscar can have a shot at Hearns any time he wants.
Now that would be a fight. :bag:
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He laughed when heard of all these fighters trying to claim his mantle. Fresh from his ordeal he is willing to shut all these lesser mortals up in due cause. However, the disrespect shown by certain managers could ultimately be their downfall. There will be a road of punishment ahead as the heads begin to roll.
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JDC wrote:He laughed when heard of all these fighters trying to claim his mantle. Fresh from his ordeal he is willing to shut all these lesser mortals up in due cause. However, the disrespect shown by certain managers could ultimately be their downfall. There will be a road of punishment ahead as the heads begin to roll.
Is that a duck I see?
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hitman09 wrote:
JDC wrote:He laughed when heard of all these fighters trying to claim his mantle. Fresh from his ordeal he is willing to shut all these lesser mortals up in due cause. However, the disrespect shown by certain managers could ultimately be their downfall. There will be a road of punishment ahead as the heads begin to roll.
Is that a duck I see?
Did it sound like a duck?

Call him out next week if you wish. We will be assessing options. Your boy was KO'd within 3 rounds last week and therefore lacks any kind of creditility. It will take something special for him to match-up to your ill-founded belief. In all likelihood you be stopped again this week. Maybe then your ego will start to match your fighters ability.
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JDC wrote:
hitman09 wrote:
JDC wrote:He laughed when heard of all these fighters trying to claim his mantle. Fresh from his ordeal he is willing to shut all these lesser mortals up in due cause. However, the disrespect shown by certain managers could ultimately be their downfall. There will be a road of punishment ahead as the heads begin to roll.
Is that a duck I see?
Did it sound like a duck?

Call him out next week if you wish. We will be assessing options. Your boy was KO'd within 3 rounds last week and therefore lacks any kind of creditility. It will take something special for him to match-up to your ill-founded belief. In all likelihood you be stopped again this week. Maybe then your ego will start to match your fighters ability.
Yes, it definitely sounds like a duck. If you are so confident of a win, stop ducking and agree.
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We don't look to fight fighters with loosing records. If he becomes credible we will agree and thats a guarantee.
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JDC wrote:We don't look to fight fighters with loosing records. If he becomes credible we will agree and thats a guarantee.
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:shame:

Keep reading what I've said until you understand :witzend:
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glittermonkey wrote:Oscar can have a shot at Hearns any time he wants. Prime, post-prime, it won't make a jot of difference.

Stable war week 3

1st Vs 1st, 2nd Vs 2nd
Marlin wrote: [if you ever feel like another whooping Money will gladly throw you one, this week even, but MVP understands that you will likely duck.
Stable war week 4

1st Vs 1st, 2nd Vs 2nd
hitman09 wrote:Sweet Pea, in agreement with the Fatton Promotions management, would like to say that he thinks this is all a load of whining noobery, and volunteers to shut JDC and Oscar the fuck up next week.
Stable war week 5 (provided you don't have a loosing record)

1st Vs 1st, 2nd Vs 2nd

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You guys are gunna regret your stupidity in disrespecting the Golden Boy. After all he's been through too. Some people just have no compassion. They will be made to pay for this :box:

You should value your fighters career higher than this. But if you all wish so greatly to enter the JDC saga heres your chance. Stable wars or we will consider your response as a waddle. Take it or leave it. :TU:
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unfortunately hitman probably won't get his chance because your fighters will likely have to retire after week four :OhYes:
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Marlin wrote:unfortunately hitman probably won't get his chance because your fighters will likely have to retire after week four :OhYes:
:lol:

Signed :TU:
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Learn to spell losing, you fucking noob. :shame:
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