audley training at big bear

[SAPFO]

I imagine Haye on route in a bear suit to kill Audley, as he has just realized he made a huge mistake.


"BOO!"


Audley has a heart attack.

[hurlock]

but he's from north london :!: he only took that because lucozade bottles are no longer made from glass DD

Ah, true. Now, if he was to down some Irn Bru, I could see him tackling a bear... :-D

Seriously, though, how long has he been training in Big Bear now without asking a single person what to do if you see a bear? Unfortunately, it reeks of typical Audley arrogance...confident in himself, which is good, but just a little too confident for me, and maybe a little too proud to get the advice he needs sometimes.

ive watched enough tv to no not to make eye contact & that a loud horn or gun shot would send it running.if you look at the v.t again you'll notice he has some old looking out of shape people joining him. which gives him confidence of escaping DD

[SAPFO]

Anybody got a link to this vid please?

[bynino]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8FslF4ugjI&NR=1

[SAPFO]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8FslF4ugjI&NR=1

Thanks for that


Feck me, he even looks uncomfortable being a black man, it looks staged. Fair play to him putting the work in, but that axe ...haha, Burglars yes, Big feck-off grizzleys, No!.........Showing signs of delusion!

[oliverfennell]

F*ck me - my reading is getting worse - thought the title of the thread said "Audley has eaten a big bear" ... was coming on here to say "I thought the tub of lard already had".

Absolute pure, unadulturated, unfiltered, 24k comedy gold.

Anyway, is this what you call a tub of lard?

[oliverfennell]

but he's from north london :!: he only took that because lucozade bottles are no longer made from glass DD

Ah, true. Now, if he was to down some Irn Bru, I could see him tackling a bear... :-D

Seriously, though, how long has he been training in Big Bear now without asking a single person what to do if you see a bear? Unfortunately, it reeks of typical Audley arrogance...confident in himself, which is good, but just a little too confident for me, and maybe a little too proud to get the advice he needs sometimes.

It's a PR vid, that's all! It's not as if he's actually given any thought to what to do in the event of a bear attack, much less being too proud to take advice on the matter!

[lefty]

That just looked really bizarre!Lol

[wadey]

Haye will just charge straight for him an unleash. Audley will do his best to hold and cling on, but the fight will be lucky to last 2 mins before the ref steps in. As bad as Audley is, let's not forgot he is also getting on a bit as well.

[SAPFO]

Haye will just charge straight for him an unleash. Audley will do his best to hold and cling on, but the fight will be lucky to last 2 mins before the ref steps in. As bad as Audley is, let's not forgot he is also getting on a bit as well.

What is Audley comes out hard & fast and surprises Haye? I hope Wlad is ringside, and gets in the ring after with a 50/50 contract.

[oliverfennell]

Haye will just charge straight for him an unleash. Audley will do his best to hold and cling on, but the fight will be lucky to last 2 mins before the ref steps in. As bad as Audley is, let's not forgot he is also getting on a bit as well.

I think you could be right. Is Tyson's 91 second job on Spinks still the fastest heavyweight world title win? Lennox came close versus Andrew 'Rabbit in the headlights' Golota, but didn't quite do it. Maybe Haye could set a new record.

If you count the WBO, Hide's win over Damon Reed is the quickest. I believe John L Sullivan has second-quickest. Dokes-Weaver might be quicker than Tyson-Spinks, too.

[MightyWarrior]

Great, but we don't actually see him doing any running in the video. He probably went back to bed after that.
And if he does see any bears up there, his sprinting times will probably hit new heights.

[DIRT SUGAR]

If you're scared you'll end up jumping on the A Force bandwagon, just watch repeats of his capitulations against Dominick Guinn and Martin Rogan and nearly all of the rounds he fought Sprott apart from 'that punch' and you should come to your senses.

Haye's going to walk through him and marmalise him!

[hurlock]

audley deserves to do well. he's olympic gold was somthing else imo.

[SAPFO]

audley deserves to do well. he's olympic gold was somthing else imo.

I feel the same. Just give him a break. If he pulls it off, he deserves credit, as Haye is no mug. (well, not when he actually gets in the ring he ain't)