Amir Khan's Twitter

[SweetLikeSugar]

How long before young sportsmen/women start getting 'Twitter training'?

Have a look how many Man U players have Social Networking accounts. None - Fergie banned them.

Fergie works on a similar principle to this:-

If you had the time and the inclination, you could buy a two-year-old a toy designed for five-year-olds and providing you sat over him and watched he didn't swallow any pieces or catch his fingers in the mechanism, he'd probably be alright playing with it. However, the common-sense option is to take the toy away or, preferably, not even buy the thing in the first place.

I totally agree with that principle, but I guess it's a bit different for a boxer. They don't really have a boss. Who is there to tell Khan to stop being tw@t on a public forum? I can't see anybody at Golden Boy caring what his views are of some English people they've probably never heard of. After all, it is probably raising his profile.

[demolitiondaley]

Somebody told me that the twitter is actually the bit of skin between a woman's tw@t and her 5hitter?

[demolitiondaley]

The scientific(ish) name for that area is actually the 'Biffon'.

It's the Perineum, or known as your gooch.

Those two are not descriptive enough. Biffon explains the area's purpose in life. i.e. when you are having intercourse with your girlfriend said area is what your balls biffon.

I think twitter is a better word for it.

[Craig14]

It's the Perineum, or known as your gooch.

Those two are not descriptive enough. Biffon explains the area's purpose in life. i.e. when you are having intercourse with your girlfriend said area is what your balls biffon.

I think twitter is a better word for it.

I think Arsene Wenger is the best name for it, kind of sums him up.

[Craig14]

Although thinking about it, it actually looks like Harry Redknapp.

[BobD'Mello]

ha ha ha! Cracking stuff.

And re: Khan's Twitter. Might be his official one but being updated by a friend, like it was when he was getting into a war of words with Malignaggi.

Personally, I expect it is him updating it.

[SAPFO]

His pal Taz seems to be updating his training, but not using Khan's account. Just posting on his wall or whatever you call it.


He is asleep at the moment. I bet he is dreaming of tweets for in the morning.

[gizmo1]

Bad attitude Taz is Amir's uncle and not someone I would want a young easily influenced boxer to hang out with. If his family had any sense they would take action to remedy the situation.

[hurlock]

I struggle to believe that the holder of Khans twitter is Khan himself- very nice lad in person.

x2

I don't believe he would have the time or inclination to sit and write this shit as a world champion, wtf does he care about half of this stuff.

Also met him myself, and he's a nice enough guy.

The life of a sportsman in training is fairly mundane, pal. In between the various workouts, there is quite a lot of down time, if you are not eating or sleeping, you kill time. Read, play chess, watch TV, study DVDs of your upcoming competitor(s), chat shyte or eff about on the computer. It's not like he's going to be cutting around Manilla smashing chickboys and dancing in ropey nightclubs. You leave that sort of caper until your transition cycle.

you talking from expieriance

[tannervegas]

How long before young sportsmen/women start getting 'Twitter training'?

Have a look how many Man U players have Social Networking accounts. None - Fergie banned them.

Fergie works on a similar principle to this:-

If you had the time and the inclination, you could buy a two-year-old a toy designed for five-year-olds and providing you sat over him and watched he didn't swallow any pieces or catch his fingers in the mechanism, he'd probably be alright playing with it. However, the common-sense option is to take the toy away or, preferably, not even buy the thing in the first place.

Rio Ferdiand Twitter.....http://twitter.com/rioferdy5

[yiddo14]

How long before young sportsmen/women start getting 'Twitter training'?

Have a look how many Man U players have Social Networking accounts. None - Fergie banned them.

Fergie works on a similar principle to this:-

If you had the time and the inclination, you could buy a two-year-old a toy designed for five-year-olds and providing you sat over him and watched he didn't swallow any pieces or catch his fingers in the mechanism, he'd probably be alright playing with it. However, the common-sense option is to take the toy away or, preferably, not even buy the thing in the first place.

Rio Ferdinand is a big tweeter apparently

[Captain Hook]

I struggle to believe that the holder of Khans twitter is Khan himself- very nice lad in person.

x2

I don't believe he would have the time or inclination to sit and write this shit as a world champion, wtf does he care about half of this stuff.

Also met him myself, and he's a nice enough guy.

Some people just dont like to believe negative stuff about people they like i guess!Also just because he's nice in person doesnt mean he's a nice guy!Ive known people who are as nice as pie to your face but utter bellends when they're not trying to give a positive impression!

Not at all Lefty, I'm not some wide-eyed punk who believes everything he reads, but I'm also not someone who spends his days looking for new ways to hate Amir Khan/Calzaghe/Hatton/Lewis etc etc etc as many do on here.

I've met him twice in person and he seems a very nice fella, that's all I said.

As for the Twitter account, fair enough he does come across as a bit of a dick on it, and I can just sense how fornicating delighted some of you are about it

[Captain Hook]

The scientific(ish) name for that area is actually the 'Biffon'.

It's the Perineum, or known as your gooch.

Those two are not descriptive enough. Biffon explains the area's purpose in life. i.e. when you are having intercourse with your girlfriend said area is what your balls biffon.

I just spat my tea out, thanks Machoman!

[orbtastic]

Stinky bridge

[davebryce90]

Have a look how many Man U players have Social Networking accounts. None - Fergie banned them.

Fergie works on a similar principle to this:-

If you had the time and the inclination, you could buy a two-year-old a toy designed for five-year-olds and providing you sat over him and watched he didn't swallow any pieces or catch his fingers in the mechanism, he'd probably be alright playing with it. However, the common-sense option is to take the toy away or, preferably, not even buy the thing in the first place.

Rio Ferdiand Twitter.....http://twitter.com/rioferdy5

Unlike Amir's account, the one you have linked to is not verified.

Check out the picture and his personal website.

[EddieShredder]

Somebody told me that the twitter is actually the bit of skin between a woman's tw@t and her 5hitter?

The scientific(ish) name for that area is actually the 'Biffon'.

It's the Perineum, or known as your gooch.

It's actually the 'Humber Bridge'. Links the fishing port of Grimsby to the Sh1thole that is Hull.

[SAPFO]

Calmed down a bit ain't he...

[Adam1991]

How long before young sportsmen/women start getting 'Twitter training'?

Have a look how many Man U players have Social Networking accounts. None - Fergie banned them.

Fergie works on a similar principle to this:-

If you had the time and the inclination, you could buy a two-year-old a toy designed for five-year-olds and providing you sat over him and watched he didn't swallow any pieces or catch his fingers in the mechanism, he'd probably be alright playing with it. However, the common-sense option is to take the toy away or, preferably, not even buy the thing in the first place.

your very wrong because rio ferdinand tweets about 10x as much as amir khan, and his and robbie savages arguments are hilarious