best celeb boxing match ever....

Wales · Post by **Wales** » 12 May 2005, 07:09

Chav scum lottery winner Michael Carrol vs Mark "Rhino" Smith (formerly from gladiators)...

Errrrr ... has nobody told chav scum that rhino currently fights in the unliscenced boxing circle! Carrol's going to get KTFO's on June 4th.

Vs

i know who my moneys on.

jomothepure · Post by **jomothepure** » 12 May 2005, 07:12

Is carrol the guy that's been terrorising his neighbours and has dirt tracks and car races out in his garden and stuff? Yes or no, he looks like Toadfish out of neighbours in that picture. How long has Rhino been doing unliscensed boxing. Before or after gladiators. (Quality program. Oh Jet. Jet...ohh yes.)

Wales · Post by **Wales** » 12 May 2005, 07:13

rhino's been actively fighting for over 18months (after gladiators). Yes Carroll is the neighbour terrorising car smashing idiot.

J · Post by J » 12 May 2005, 07:20

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005212137,00.html

thewve stiffed Chav boy right up the wrong un and the whole nation will be able to vcheer in glee as the fat twat gets his face plastered all over the york hall.

knockout · Post by **knockout** » 12 May 2005, 09:45

both of them will fail the piss test.....

Rhino is jacked up to the eyeballs and chav boy is a self confessed charlie and weed addict

J · Post by J » 12 May 2005, 09:53

knockout wrote:both of them will fail the piss test.....

Rhino is jacked up to the eyeballs and chav boy is a self confessed charlie and weed addict

erm cough cough disgusting cough cough.

kevo · Post by **kevo** » 12 May 2005, 09:56

fornicate Corrales - Castillo, when is this fight? It'll all probably kick off at the fight aswell. All of that lotto fella's chav mates going off their heads when their boy gets knocked out. Actually, wouldn't call them chav's, scum would be more acurate

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 12 May 2005, 09:57

I think you're thinking of Shadow, he was the one who was jacked to fornicate up on Steroids. Met Rhino once, he was very pleasant actually. Shadow got done for beating the fornicate out of someone at a club, and Wolf (grrrrr) got done for selling Steroids down his local gym.

Even without fighting on the unlicensed scene, my money would have been on the enormously muscle bound Rhino to kick chavvy boy's arse. Isn't the guy a former martial artist as well?

Coconut · Post by **Coconut** » 12 May 2005, 10:35

I saw Rhino at a do at the All Stars gym couple of years back for the launch of, I think the Esquire boxing supplement. Michael Watson and Jane Couch were there too, Claude Abrahams was as well apparently but I didn't spot him. Mind you, I was keeping more of an eye out for the dolly birds with the drinks and nibbles.

Anyway, Rhino, yes, huge. Not tall, but thick and wide as a house. Very, very bloodshot, yellowed eyes. Seemed very pleasant but I hate going up to 'celebs' and chatting so I didn't bother. Although Henry Kelly did once tell me to fornicate off.

As a side note, is anyone else missing boxing at the moment? Where's the UK cards?

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 12 May 2005, 10:41

Henry Kelly, what that pudendum off of 'Going for Gold?' You should of knocked him out, cheeky pudendum.

"What am I...?"

"You're a blonde pudendum Henry'

Interviewed Jane Couch once, she was really terrific, couldn't have been more helpful. She doesn't get much credit, but she's a really really tough nut. She took a right pasting off of Lucia Rijker but never stopped giving it some.

Wales · Post by **Wales** » 12 May 2005, 11:57

the fights on June 4th supposedly televised aswel, so we'll get to see that chav get knocked out then onto the small matter of hatton tszyu.

Rhino will KO this idiots ass.

dondada · Post by **dondada** » 12 May 2005, 12:25

J wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005212137,00.html

thewve stiffed Chav boy right up the wrong un and the whole nation will be able to vcheer in glee as the fat twat gets his face plastered all over the york hall.

Fantastic news and I totally agree. All the people in the world to win a fortune and this daft twat got one. I hope he gets tonked - and it certainly looks that way.

Henry Kelly telling you to fornicate off? I think that is up there with me being clipped round the ear by Brian Clough!

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 12 May 2005, 12:58

Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:
J wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005212137,00.html

thewve stiffed Chav boy right up the wrong un and the whole nation will be able to vcheer in glee as the fat twat gets his face plastered all over the york hall.
Fantastic news and I totally agree. All the people in the world to win a fortune and this daft twat got one. I hope he gets tonked - and it certainly looks that way.

Henry Kelly telling you to fornicate off? I think that is up there with me being clipped round the ear by Brian Clough!

Giant Haystacks spat at me during a wrestling at my local town hall, fornicating brilliant

jomothepure · Post by **jomothepure** » 12 May 2005, 13:18

topper123 wrote:
Ian 'Mr' McNeilly wrote:
J wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005212137,00.html

thewve stiffed Chav boy right up the wrong un and the whole nation will be able to vcheer in glee as the fat twat gets his face plastered all over the york hall.
Fantastic news and I totally agree. All the people in the world to win a fortune and this daft twat got one. I hope he gets tonked - and it certainly looks that way.

Henry Kelly telling you to fornicate off? I think that is up there with me being clipped round the ear by Brian Clough!
Giant Haystacks spat at me during a wrestling at my local town hall, fornicating brilliant

I had to be at my twinkle-toed best to avoid Philip Scholfield pushing a pram into me when I was crossing a road in Edinburgh once. Maybe not quite the same thing.

Boxingmad · Post by **Boxingmad** » 12 May 2005, 13:36

Saw Rhino beat up former England rugby player John Callard at Alan Lacey's white-collar boxing event at Earl's Court a while ago. He had Adrian Dodson in his corner, if memory serves. Callard got dumped on the seat of his pants a few times.

The signs aren't good for the chavscum.

Coconut · Post by **Coconut** » 12 May 2005, 13:45

jamesmcdonnell wrote:Henry Kelly, what that pudendum off of 'Going for Gold?' You should of knocked him out, cheeky pudendum.

"What am I...?"

"You're a blonde pudendum Henry'

Interviewed Jane Couch once, she was really terrific, couldn't have been more helpful. She doesn't get much credit, but she's a really really tough nut. She took a right pasting off of Lucia Rijker but never stopped giving it some.

She is a tough nut. I grew up going out in Blackpool and she's something of a legend round those parts.

Met Henry Kelly at the cricket at Old Trafford one day, about nine of us all dressed up as Richie Benaud (got on telly, Richie commented that we were very smartly attired). Anyway, bumped into him afterwards and evidently he was the reason the bar closed early. Had our photo taken and a few of the lads were shouting things in leprechaun voices like, "Sven, from Norway, you're backinthegame!" Henry shook his head, laughed and said, "Lads, lads, lads, fornicate off." Signed a few autographs and was a great guy.

I was also doing my mum's garden once and Roy Walker of Catchphrase walked past with a dolly bird (seen him out with lush types of either gender in the past...). Anyway, he stopped and asked me if he was going the right way to the next village and I could see he knew I was thinking about saying, "It's good but it's not right." I said, "Yes," and carried on digging muck into the ground. I reckon his bird wanted a bit of me.

knockout · Post by **knockout** » 12 May 2005, 14:47

jamesmcdonnell wrote:I think you're thinking of Shadow, he was the one who was jacked to fornicate up on Steroids. Met Rhino once, he was very pleasant actually. Shadow got done for beating the fornicate out of someone at a club, and Wolf (grrrrr) got done for selling Steroids down his local gym.

they were all on gear, Warrior the biggest gear head of the lot got locked up for some serious shit too!!!

i hated that programme... the tests you had to do to get on the show basically meant they were never gonna come up againts anyone stronger than themselves... you at to do an 800m run in 2m30... which meant you had to pretty damn nippy....

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 13 May 2005, 07:12

Coconut wrote:
jamesmcdonnell wrote:Henry Kelly, what that pudendum off of 'Going for Gold?' You should of knocked him out, cheeky pudendum.

"What am I...?"

"You're a blonde pudendum Henry'

Interviewed Jane Couch once, she was really terrific, couldn't have been more helpful. She doesn't get much credit, but she's a really really tough nut. She took a right pasting off of Lucia Rijker but never stopped giving it some.
She is a tough nut. I grew up going out in Blackpool and she's something of a legend round those parts.

Met Henry Kelly at the cricket at Old Trafford one day, about nine of us all dressed up as Richie Benaud (got on telly, Richie commented that we were very smartly attired). Anyway, bumped into him afterwards and evidently he was the reason the bar closed early. Had our photo taken and a few of the lads were shouting things in leprechaun voices like, "Sven, from Norway, you're backinthegame!" Henry shook his head, laughed and said, "Lads, lads, lads, fornicate off." Signed a few autographs and was a great guy.

I was also doing my mum's garden once and Roy Walker of Catchphrase walked past with a dolly bird (seen him out with lush types of either gender in the past...). Anyway, he stopped and asked me if he was going the right way to the next village and I could see he knew I was thinking about saying, "It's good but it's not right." I said, "Yes," and carried on digging muck into the ground. I reckon his bird wanted a bit of me.

Two people I used to work for in the games industry (not blockbusters as J would have you believe) did the graphics for 'Mr Chips' from Catchphrase. They told me that Roy walker was a really nastsy guy. Apparently he used to abuse the guy who wrote his jokes really badly all the time and was generally very moody they saw him arguing with the poor guy and saying 'What the fornicate are you doing you wanker, you're making me look like a pudendum out there.'

Met Ralph Little at a bar in Shepherd's bush when really wazzocked. Said something along the lines of 'That lisa rodgers is a bit old for you, she must go like a choo-choo mate.' He took it pretty well.

Me and my mate Laudis saw Billy Connolly when we were about 10, we shouted out 'heloooo billy' and he waved and shouted 'heloooo lads' we were well chuffed.

Met Christopher Biggins when I was a bout 17, shouted 'Safari' and got the 'so-goody' reply....which was nice.

Thus endeth part one of 'celebrities I have known and loved.'

J · Post by J » 13 May 2005, 07:28

I'd keep quiet about knowing Chrsitpher bigginds when you were 17 if I were you its on a par with I took a ride in Jonathan Kings' limo or Ive been to neverland when i was young

so you used to work for the company that did Mr Chips, cutitng edge man, Id rather work in blockbusters

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 13 May 2005, 07:55

fornicating sarky pudendum! They worked for catchphrase BEFORE they worked for Virgin Interactive.

You want to watch out mate, you may get some 'man mayonnaise' on your burger at the barby.

J · Post by J » 13 May 2005, 07:59

jamesmcdonnell wrote:fornicating sarky pudendum! They worked for catchphrase BEFORE they worked for Virgin Interactive.

You want to watch out mate, you may get some 'man mayonnaise' on your burger at the barby.

come on fella and you arent

eff me what a thought .

i really hope you are joking cos if you did that you would have a sex change without anastethetic.

after id finished being sick of course.

TerribleTerry · Post by **TerribleTerry** » 13 May 2005, 08:39

Martin off Coronation st threatened to knock my mate out at a Hatton after fight party.

There is nuthin like an altercation with an e lister to make your week!

Henry Kelly telling you to fornicate off? I think that is up there with me being clipped round the ear by Brian Clough!

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Coconut · Post by **Coconut** » 13 May 2005, 09:05

jamesmcdonnell wrote:Roy walker was a really nastsy guy. Apparently he used to abuse the guy who wrote his jokes really badly all the time and was generally very moody they saw him arguing with the poor guy and saying 'What the fornicate are you doing you wanker, you're making me look like a pudendum out there.'

That really is a sure-fire way of making sure you get some cracking gags next time.

Shifty little eyes that scream of a lifetime of sexual perversion.

Old bones Ian · Post by **Old bones Ian** » 13 May 2005, 10:04

A “celebrity” boxing match launch between lottery winner Michael Carroll and ex-Gladiator Rhino ended in a full-scale brawl today.

Carroll, the former binman who won £9.7 million on the lottery, and famously blew a fortune on drugs, alcohol and banger racing began the launch of the fight by posing for photographs with his rival at the Repton boxing club in east London.

But the event quickly descended into chaos after the pair lobbed insults at each other.

Rhino, 34, whose real name is Mark Smith, began to irritate Carroll when he said at the press conference: “I respect him for getting up and doing this for charity but he has no chance of winning. This is way out of his depth.”

Carroll responded: “We’ll see what happens on the day.”

Rhino said: “It’s the health and training regime that will prevail and we’ll see that on the night.”

But sparks flew when Oliver Wilson the ex-Gladiator’s boxing manager said to Carroll: “It’s all very well getting pumped up with your mates and having a pub brawl but you’re going to be very lonely in that ring.

“You have got to be off your head.

“Stay on the farm and trash up your cars. That’s the only thing that you’re good at.”

At that point the launch of the match on June 4 in the York Hall in Bethnal Green, east London became a huge punch-up.

Rhino was the first to jump out of his seat and start the fight with Carroll’s entourage before furniture was thrown over and security attempted to end the brawl.

Afterwards Carroll, 22, who said he was beginning his training regime today said: “I would have killed him. I felt a couple of digs but not much, on the night I will give as much as I get.

“They were trying to provoke me. Rhino stood up and that was good enough. I’m a fighter on the street but this will be my first time in the ring.”

Rhino said: “I’ll knock him out on the night on the second round without a doubt.

“At first I wasn’t going to be judgmental because he was doing it for charity but now that I’ve met him I despise him.

“This isn’t a game anymore. It’s just going to be me and him on the night and he’s a pub brawler, I can’t wait until the match.”

There are plans to televise the match, which is taking place for charity.

ends

chris s · Post by **chris s** » 13 May 2005, 10:28

Used to work in a boozer in Balham when I was a student.

James Hunt used to come in fully usually birded (the sort that sit on your boat while kissing the other bird) up flashing £50 notes. One day he turned up with his mutts. The landlord told me to tell him dogs weren't allowed. I said, "sorry mate, dogs aren't allowed, you'll have to take your alsatians home."
He said: "fornicate off, they're German Shepherd's actually."
He stormed out had a piss against the wall and put the dogs in the back of his Mini 1100 and zoomed off.