What have Audley Harrison and Micahel Jackson got in common?

[MacTavish]

They both wore gloves for no reason whatsoever !!

[hurlock]

both have chin's made out of plastic & live in never, never land

come on jeffro & you buddies mock my wit now yeah

[hurlock]

they both blow bubbles D

[hurlock]

both have shared a bed with jeff thomas when he was a lad D

[hurlock]

they both were blanket's over there head's

[U.F.O]

There careers are both over ?, but for very different reasons :)

[hoot]

No pulse.

[DIRT SUGAR]

Dunno why everyone's giving Audley such a hard time. I mean, it's not like he's done anything to hurt anyone!

[Lenny]

If a butterfly flaps its wings in China, then somewhere, on the other side of the world,
Audley Harrison gets knocked out

[Glyn Leach]

They both live in Neverland

[IRLangmaid25]

He has even riddiculed on Special1TV http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/special1/201 ... l_1_1.html Do it!!

[rhino222]

No pulse.

[Jeff Thomas]

both have shared a bed with jeff thomas when he was a lad D

ha ha tit.... I've got a far worse joke that someone sent me about Audley Harrison- its sick as fornicate and not created or imagined by me but I have a very sick sense of humour and it made me half lauggh- half be disgusted. PM me if you want to read it.

[whicker]

Here is a good one:

What the difference between Audley Harrison and the many decent, honest hard working professional British boxers who are curently at or close to World level?

Answer: The media pays attention to Harrison.

It's not funny, is it?

[leforge]

Here is a good one:

What the difference between Audley Harrison and the many decent, honest hard working professional British boxers who are curently at or close to World level?

Answer: The media pays attention to Harrison.

It's not funny, is it?

And he a multi millonaire probably!

[rhino222]

one has a plastic nose..... the other has a glass chin !!

[bfchunk]

both cry OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!