Have you ever met Santa Claus?

[Ilya Muromets]

[gilgamesh]

Once. I heard him say "Ho,Ho,Ho" then a bunch of prostitutes robbed me at gun point. Last time I leave milk and cookies out for that fat son of a b****.

[BoxBuzz]

Why am I always the one who has the unenviable task of setting the record straight?

[Brutu]

Don't you all in the UK still call him "Father Christmas" anymore?

[Goodnight, Irene]

Why am I always the one who has the unenviable task of setting the record straight?

Died of shock after seeing Erik Morales get the decision over Marco Antonio Barrera in their first fight. Massive coronary.

[allworld80]

The 4 stages of life:

1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You become Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus

[Crease]

Yeah, I met him... When I was 8, and he let me sit on his lap, asked me what I wanted for Christmas... Then a tall elf give me a bag of sweets on my way out.

[Datsue]

Yeah, I met him... When I was 8, and he let me sit on his lap, asked me what I wanted for Christmas... Then a tall elf give me a bag of sweets on my way out.

You know Crease, I'd always suspected that you'd suffered some kind of horrific childhood trauma. This explains a lot. Have you thought about sharing this information with some sort of support group?

I suppose it makes a change from being done up by a priest though, eh?