Off Topic: Michael Jackson

stujones · Post by **stujones** » 13 Jun 2005, 18:46

Has been found Not Guilty on ALL counts.

Conspiracy to commit child abduction, false imprisonment and extortion - Not Guilty

Lewd act on a child younger than 14 - Not Guilty

Attempted lewd act on a child younger than 14 - Not Guilty

Furnishing alcohol to minor, administering alcohol for child molestation - Not Guilty.

Quite suprised he was cleared on all charges to be honest.

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 13 Jun 2005, 18:49

He could of been gulity but not as much as it was made out to be. Some of the claims just sounded strange and too silly to be true in my opinion.

Could of been guilty of as least one but not as much as they tried to make out he was.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 13 Jun 2005, 19:45

the mother of the child involved had her credibility wrecked, she is serial plaintiff who has tried to win money in the courts from a string of celebrities.

it will be interesting to see if she pursues this matter in the civil courts to try and get a massive payout...........inly in America.

HeavyHitters · Post by **HeavyHitters** » 13 Jun 2005, 23:59

quite clear that he IS guilty, since he admitted to sleeping with boys in the same bed together.... notice he never sleeps with any girls....

He at least should never be allowed to be around a minor unless there is strict legal supervision... even on his "gay" ranch.

nickd · Post by **nickd** » 14 Jun 2005, 07:50

RETRIAL.

I hear its free rides on the park at Neverland for the next 2 weeks. Yippee!!!!

Goz · Post by **Goz** » 14 Jun 2005, 08:10

I heard that poor old Jacko is so whacked out now he's going to take a holiday.

He's off to Tampa with the kids.

lvlarc · Post by **lvlarc** » 14 Jun 2005, 08:25

Goz wrote:I heard that poor old Jacko is so whacked out now he's going to take a holiday.

He's off to Tampa with the kids.

lmao thats a new one here

Bladder · Post by **Bladder** » 14 Jun 2005, 09:19

lvlarc_uk wrote:
Goz wrote:I heard that poor old Jacko is so whacked out now he's going to take a holiday.

He's off to Tampa with the kids.

lmao thats a new one here

No it's not:

http://www.boxrec.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=27150

Goz · Post by **Goz** » 14 Jun 2005, 09:25

Bladder wrote:
lvlarc_uk wrote:
Goz wrote:I heard that poor old Jacko is so whacked out now he's going to take a holiday.

He's off to Tampa with the kids.

lmao thats a new one here
No it's not:

http://www.boxrec.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=27150

Shame, I had missed that. Still a good joke is worth repeating.

J · Post by J » 14 Jun 2005, 09:30

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
Because they aren't his!
;
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
a: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.

Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michaelv ckson?

;A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries

How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.

Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's
dreams every night?
A. Hanson.

Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen

Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives

What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10years?
Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson
and greyhound racing?

The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

What do Michael and homework have in common?
Both are a pain in the ass to kids

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson:
If he hears any more allegations about little boys,
the Pope says he'llhave no choice but to make him a priest.

FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house:
they found class A drugs in his kitchen,
Class B drugs in his living room and
Class 5C in his bedroom.

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!!!

Manos de Oro · Post by **Manos de Oro** » 14 Jun 2005, 09:54

Most nonces can't help themselves, so it will be interesting to see if similar allegations arise in the future. Apparently his bank balance has been on the decline in recent times, and if that is true, then his chances of getting off a third time decrease too.

J · Post by J » 14 Jun 2005, 09:58

yip agreed manos but this is the seoncd time already he has been erm accused, yes thats the word.

He does have some pretty strong assets but is believed to be in 160 usd of debt.

the rights to the beatles songs alone ( he owns them) are estimated at 500 mill so reckon he might get by.

im no fan by the way.

chief · Post by **chief** » 14 Jun 2005, 11:10

What's the difference between Michael Jackson & Arthur Scargill??

It's been 15 years since Scargill had his hands on a miners helmet...

Coconut · Post by **Coconut** » 14 Jun 2005, 11:23

J wrote:He does have some pretty strong assets but is believed to be in 160 usd of debt.

Tyson vs Jackson on PPV within 12 months.

liamlion · Post by **liamlion** » 14 Jun 2005, 11:35

J wrote: the rights to the beatles songs alone ( he owns them) are estimated at 500 mill so reckon he might get by.

He only half owns them (sony owning the other half), whilst last year he put down a large portion of those rights as guarentee for a $100m loan.

J · Post by J » 14 Jun 2005, 11:36

is that right well there you go.

liamlion · Post by **liamlion** » 14 Jun 2005, 11:39

Yep, I reckon he'll be living in a council flat in streatham by the end of the year.

jomothepure · Post by **jomothepure** » 14 Jun 2005, 12:57

Coconut wrote:
J wrote:He does have some pretty strong assets but is believed to be in 160 usd of debt.

Tyson vs Jackson on PPV within 12 months.

I was thinking along similar lines. Tyson-Holyfield, 7 nights a week in Las Vegas. Bring in Butterbean as a reserve.

Thing with Jackson is, he's an absolute nutter. It's not just a scheme to pretend he's loopy to get off being banged up. Whether he's guilty or not, I'm sure it would be hard for a jury to work out the truth given that.

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 14 Jun 2005, 19:33

J wrote:Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
Because they aren't his!
;
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
a: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.

Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michaelv ckson?

;A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries

How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.

Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's
dreams every night?
A. Hanson.

Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen

Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives

What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10years?
Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson
and greyhound racing?

The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

What do Michael and homework have in common?
Both are a pain in the ass to kids

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson:
If he hears any more allegations about little boys,
the Pope says he'llhave no choice but to make him a priest.

FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house:
they found class A drugs in his kitchen,
Class B drugs in his living room and
Class 5C in his bedroom.

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!!!

Those jokes rock lol.

Tantum · Post by **Tantum** » 14 Jun 2005, 23:05

Class 5C?

JimStone · Post by **JimStone** » 15 Jun 2005, 07:01

Tantum wrote:Class 5C?

School Class.

Year 5/5th Grade kids are aged 9-10.

DG. · Post by **DG.** » 15 Jun 2005, 12:32

HeavyHitters wrote:quite clear that he IS guilty, since he admitted to sleeping with boys in the same bed together.... notice he never sleeps with any girls....

He at least should never be allowed to be around a minor unless there is strict legal supervision... even on his "gay" ranch.

Gay Ranch?

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