Amir Khan - on a par with Hitler

[Wrists]

Apparently

[Hagler2002]

Harsh but true.

[gobbles]

Amir Khan bombed our chippy!

[DIRT SUGAR]

He did my wife!!!!

[DIRT SUGAR]

He nicked taxi outside rank that I'd booked half hour before it came too! There's no stopping him!

[palooka]

He's not done anything too bad around my neck of the woods yet but from the look of him he would. He's got 'them' eyes.

[Final round]

He paid the ref and the doctor after the fight with all the spare millions he made from the Primetime PPV and then invaded Poland.

[nobby_nobbins]

I just saw him eating little kittens in the pet shop near my house. You should have heard all the kids in there crying. I'll never forget the manic cackle he made as kitten blood ran down his chin.

[D-MAC]

Word on the street is that he shot JFK.

Oswald was framed.

[kevo]

He sells poison chocolate to kids.

[fightfaninfrance]

Apparently he co-erced Marley into killing the sheriff, after doing the deputy himself.

[Dan Dares]

He did my missus in the wrong 'un before i got a chance. Bastard.

[wesley05]

He did my wife!!!!

its ok He may have done Alex Reid,s wife ..... what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas right pal

[DIRT SUGAR]

He did my wife!!!!

its ok He may have done Alex Reid,s wife ..... what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas right pal

Not when I was in bed trying to sleep at the time it doesn't.. the dirty little tyke!!!

[greenyox3]

He put sand in my vaseline!

[banjo]

On a par with a female, he drives a 4x4 doesn't he?

[merseybox]

both have a massive ego and think they are loved by millions?

[black panther]

I said his name in front of a mirror five times and he jumped out of it and started hitting me!

[Ketchel]

I said his name in front of a mirror five times and he jumped out of it and started hitting me!

Amir Khan, Candyman.. sounds the same to me! ;;-)

[banjo]

Khandyman

[freddydoesdallas]

he ate my hamster!

[Teddy's Toupee]

He's not done anything too bad around my neck of the woods yet but from the look of him he would. He's got 'them' eyes.

I saw him shimmying up a drainpipe and climbing through your bedroom window this morning, just after you'd left for work. Kris Akabusi was with him. I asked Mr Akabusi what the hell was going on. He said once he and Amir had reached their "vinegars" (he estimated maybe after 3-5 hours) they were heading down to London to "sort out" Mrs Haye as well. He then said "Awwwwriggghhhhtttt!" Khan then shouted from your bedroom window that the holocaust was a Zionist lie.

[Bricks]

Threads like this and the glut of "im a small minded racist bigot who resents the fact a paki is going to become the greatest british boxer in history" inspired threads are threatening to turn this forum into a joke of intolerence and bigotry......i mean what the hell is going on?.......after the maidana fight that twat lefty was starting rumours khan was on hgh..........so far after the one sided beatdown khan put on mcloskey, according to some of the threads here it was klitchko-lewis all over again and mcloskey was robbed of his coronation! Bullshit........i dislike khan because he talks with a scummy accent......but even i am appalled.

[dutchie]

[quote="mugabi"]"im a small minded racist bigot who resents the fact a paki is going to become the greatest british boxer in history"

Is it me or is this totally ironic?????

[Wrists]

Mugabi - read my posts on khan and then read my topic opener again.

I was making a point by having a joke