GoldenBuzzPromotions & RockyMarciano wants your best fighter

[BoxBuzz]

Kindly place your fighters name within this thread if you wish to have him considered as a recipient of an honorary brutal and malevolent KO in the weeks to come. Our highly trained staff will sort out which fighters are most deserving of brutal beatdowns, and will schedule your custom boutique GBP thrashing in order of merit.

[BoxBuzz]

Kindly place your fighters name within this thread if you wish to have him considered as a recipient of an honorary brutal and malevolent KO in the weeks to come. Our highly trained staff will sort out which fighters are most deserving of brutal beatdowns, and will schedule your custom boutique GBP thrashing in order of merit.

Who are you kidding Buzz? You have fought Tye fields and Valuev!

To fight Lennox Lewis you need to have a rap sheet that shows you are fighting first picks and after Lewis will come since he fears no one.

Yes yes yes...we know every talented Owl can produce a good loud quality quack now and again. All very foul I'm sure. However now it is time for you to sit down...now that everyone has seen your new shirt.


Owl has just publicly admitted that Lennox Lewis is far to spindly, and frail to face a legend such as The Rock.

WHO'S NEXT?

[kevo]

Yeah, you tell 'im Owl!!!

Ali accepts the Rock's challenge, although I doubt you'll have the minerals to but Arse-iano in with The Greatest.

Any thoughts of anything but an Ali victory are boulderdash, you'd have to be stoned to pick Rocky.

[NazNaci1]

After Ali, Liston will take on what's left (he has Tyson this week and a rematch with Bowe for week 4).

[BoxBuzz]

Our highly trained staff will sort out which fighters are most deserving of brutal beatdowns, and will schedule your custom boutique GBP thrashing in order of merit.

[kevo]

Translation : I'm going to try my hardest to get out o a fight with Ali.

[BoxBuzz]

Owl, stop embarrassing yourself. You would not put Lummox Lupus in with the Rock at any point in time.

Ali was already dispatched in the very first UNIVAC simulated matchup. There is no need to repeat such a performance until there is some sort of trinket that Ali has that the Rock can snatch, just because he can.

Now let's move forward with serious candidates.

[Crease]

No you won't fight any first picks. You will go for Primo Carnera, Michael Grant, Hasim Rahman, or Oleg Maskaev. It is the trend you have set with Tye Fields and Valuev.

You can criticise Buzz all you want Owl. But if Buzz targets you and your fighters, then you will need to step up...
If you don't, you will look very silly indeed with all this "big talk" of yours.
Don't swim before you can paddle.
Buzz is a master of the Sim-politics.

[BoxBuzz]

Crease...don't ruffle the man's delicate feather array.

Marciano vs Lewis it is! Next week.


Thanks for playing!

[Crease]

Lewis has challeneged Louis for week 4.

Offer declined... (Not that it is much of a challenge.)
The reasons:

Because Mr. Buzz has called Lennox Lewis out for a fight against Rocky Marciano.
It would be morally wrong for us to involve ourselves with that dispute as it has nothing to do with us.
Please don't attempt to drag Joe into muck of your own creation.

That is all.

[NazNaci1]

Cometh the hour, cometh the man.......

[glittermonkey]

I would like to respectfully request that the name of Mike Tyson be added to the roster of possible future GoldenBuzzPromotions opposition. We here at Cheval Curieux feel that this could be a sim fight for the ages.

[Crease]

Buzz says I ducked him, I say I refuse to fight a man that fights only bums.

Welcome to the Sim. This is called "an excuse".

[BoxBuzz]

Lewis has challeneged Louis for week 4.

Offer declined... (Not that it is much of a challenge.)
The reasons:

Because Mr. Buzz has called Lennox Lewis out for a fight against Rocky Marciano.
It would be morally wrong for us to involve ourselves with that dispute as it has nothing to do with us.
Please don't attempt to drag Joe into muck of your own creation.

That is all.

Buzz says I ducked him, I say I refuse to fight a man that fights only bums. Grow some then lewis will cometh thy conquer. So accept Louis.

Lewis IS a bum....so there is no lack of consistency. So send your bum to Marciano.