'MAJOR' announcement expected Thursday from FW

[twenty six]

Do you know, I get it now !
King Geedorah thinks I'm Spud !
Don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm older, more intellectual, and certinly far more handsome.

[Glyn Leach]

I'm Spudicus!

[DavidPayne]

Sorry Counter, I've had a shit weekend, and I swear dimentia / alzheimers is kicking in. :TU:

Don’t worry, we’ve kept an audit trail of your actions so we can refresh your fading memory.

Only kidding, Spud. We get on well these days. I was initially cast alongside Dave Payne, Ollie and the other ‘intellectuals’ by Spud, he then realised that I’m quite thick and allowed me into the fold. Only my ill-advised, perfectly innocent question of whether ‘spud bashing’ = masturbation threatened our Platonic love.

He was addictive. You'd have him bang to rights and he'd either threaten you, stomp off (virtually) or use the elitist card.

I'm a coal miner's son.

Those were the days.

[Counter-puncher]

I've heard he is rebranding as King Edward in a hope of a peeling to a wider audience and capitalising on the Jersey Royale family's popularity, he's hoping to become a blue chip brand capable of ploughing his own furrow in the boxing business. Eye personally don't think he can pull it off, but you know Spud he refuses to jacket in.

After all, as the great man once said, today's news is tomorrow's chip paper. Spud disagreed with the great man, putting it down as mere banter when they met, "it was nothing really, he says Po-tate-to, I say Po-tart-toe.

Jesus, waffling on with half baked puns like that anyone would think you were mashed.

excellent pun-ditry

[DavidPayne]

I'm not one to roast.