"Dear Commish"

[allworld80]

This is how I would like all questions or PM's to me to be addressed to me now. Owl has spoiled me and I won't go back.

Love,

The Commish

[JDC]

Dear Commish,

I smell bullshit in the ''Special Request'' thread. The continued nonsense surrounding the aformentioned Sam Langford is no way to treat the great man.

[glittermonkey]

Dear Commish,

Did you not receive the most recent bribe I sent to you? Crease winning a world title is neither funny, nor appropriate.

[allworld80]

Dear JDC,

What you are smelling is most likely your own upper lip. However in the highly unlikely event that Langford does have a HW rating, we may need to hold a tournament to see who gets his services, ala Harry Greb in the LHW season.

[allworld80]

Dear Commish,

Did you not receive the most recent bribe I sent to you? Crease winning a world title is neither funny, nor appropriate.

Yes I received the bribe, and as I've told you many times I don't consider semi-nude photos of you an acceptable form of bribery.

Key word there is "semi". 8)

[glittermonkey]

Dear Commish,

I was naked from the waist down, as you originally requested. I don't know what more you want from me.

[BoxBuzz]

Dear Commish,

We are unclear about a particular rule. And if it has not been defined we wish to offer our humble suggestion.

In the case where NO ELIGBLE fighter is willing to fight for a belt, perhaps the Commish should always choose a worthy challenger. This would go far to helping Crease shut up a lot. The only stipulation I would suggest would that it could not be a fighter who lost the last time out. (E.G. Joe the Louiser in this weeks competitions).

Also, in such a case please ponder and decide and make clear to the participants if this should be for the title or not.

If NO ONE is willing to take on a champ...WHY NOT a commish chosen CPU champ, should he defeat the reigning champ? Since you would be choosing the challenger, it would likely not be a chump....(as is the case with Chuvalo). Perhaps if the Champ WANTS to choose his own and the commish disagrees, and the Champ loses, then the title should be vacant? I can understand why Crease questioned JD Chapman...though we thought it would pass via his perfect pro record. We were not attempting to pick an Eric Esche sort of a candidate. We would never do such a thing, as everyone is well aware, GBP is cut from honorable cloth made with the best of moral fibers. But we all know how Crease likes to dramatize and spin the various facts of the matter.

We know this sort of thing won't happen often....however as long as Crease is around, you never know what he might try to pull should Joe Louis ever be involved in a title fight where he ascends to the championship on a foul, or payola scam. Things could go horribly awry. However as long as THE ROCK holds the championship....no fighters will want to actually vye for his title. (Which is why we must toss a title from time to time, in order to be fair and give others a chance to "get a feel for the various belts". We belive in good sportsmanship!

We offer up this suggestion in full humility and with all honors and respect due to the office of Sim Commissioner.

We thank you for your time in the urgent and important simulate matter.

Buzz
CEO
GBP

[JDC]

If a manager choses not to fight an eligible contender they should be thrown in with Sam Langford

[hitman09]

Dear Commish,

Could you please do me a favour and post the records of Foreman and Walcott? I never updated them, and as you said in the other thread it's only a copy/paste job for you, it seems much easier than my trawling through the results threads. Cheers.

[BoxBuzz]

Dear Commish,

Could you please do me a favour and post the records of Foreman and Walcott? I never updated them, and as you said in the other thread it's only a copy/paste job for you, it seems much easier than my trawling through the results threads. Cheers.

This is patently sloven behavior.

[BoxBuzz]

Dear Commish,

Could you please do me a favour and post the records of Foreman and Walcott? I never updated them, and as you said in the other thread it's only a copy/paste job for you, it seems much easier than my trawling through the results threads. Cheers.

This is patently sloven behavior.

Coming from you that is funny. Look at your records. lol.

I,m takin bout askin someone else to do yer work for you

[allworld80]

Dear Commish,

Could you please do me a favour and post the records of Foreman and Walcott? I never updated them, and as you said in the other thread it's only a copy/paste job for you, it seems much easier than my trawling through the results threads. Cheers.

Foreman

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2011-06-09 Kalispell, MT  Lost UD 12 Mike Tyson (0-0-0) 
2011-06-13 Essington, PA  Won KO 3 Larry Holmes (0-1-0) 
2011-06-17 Minneapolis, MN  Lost TKO 8 Jack Dempsey (1-0-1) 
2011-06-21 Erie, PA  Lost UD 15 Joe Jeannette (1-1-1) 
2011-06-28 Temecula, CA  Lost TKO 2 Harry Wills (2-1-1) 
2011-07-01 Grand Rapids, MI  Lost TKO 5 Jimmy Young (0-1-0) 
2011-07-05 Cleveland, OH  Won KO 4 Primo Carnera (2-1-0) 
2011-07-25 Tucson, AZ  Won KO 10 Serguei Lyakhovich (0-0-0) 
2011-07-29 Ogden, UT  Won KO 8 Zora Folley (0-1-0) 
2011-08-02 Washington, DC  Won KO 10 Joe Frazier (7-2-0) 
2011-08-07 Brooklyn, NY  Lost TKO 11 Wladimir Klitschko (6-3-1) 
2011-08-10 Queens, NY  Lost UD 15 Vitali Klitschko (5-6-1) 
2011-08-12 Pompano Beach, FL  Lost UD 15 Lennox Lewis (8-4-0) 
2011-08-26 Reno, NV  Won TKO 8 Ken Norton (8-4-1) 
2011-08-31 Sarasota, FL  Won KO 1 John L Sullivan (6-2-0) 
2011-09-05 Detroit, MI  Won UD 15 Sam McVey (9-4-2) 
2011-09-10 New Britain, CT  Won TKO 10 Ken Norton (10-5-1) 
2011-09-13 Las Vegas, NV  Won TKO 2 Max Baer (6-11-0) 
2011-09-19 Detroit, MI  Won KO 5 Ingemar Johansson (10-5-1) 
2011-09-27 North Little Rock, AR  Lost UD 15 Muhammad Ali (15-4-0) 

Walcott

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2011-06-09 Brooklyn, NY  Won KO 5 Floyd Patterson (0-0-0) 
2011-06-13 Baltimore, MD  Won SD 15 Jimmy Ellis (0-0-1) 
2011-06-17 Jefferson City, MO  Lost KO 6 Tiger Jack Fox (2-0-0) 
2011-06-21 New Town, ND  Won UD 15 Max Baer (1-2-0) 
2011-06-28 Baltimore, MD  Lost KO 1 Sam McVey (2-1-1) 
2011-07-01 Atlantic City, NJ  Lost TKO 7 Gene Tunney (4-1-0) 
2011-07-05 Glen Burnie, MD  Lost KO 9 Young Stribling (4-2-0) 
2011-07-25 Joplin, MS  Won UD 15 Michael Moorer (0-0-0) 
2011-07-29 Miami, OK  Lost TKO 10 Billy Conn (0-0-0) 
2011-08-02 Pasadena, TX  Won TechUD 9 Jimmy Young (1-4-0) 
2011-08-07 White Plains, NY  Won UD 15 Max Baer (5-5-0) 
2011-08-10 Tampa, FL  Won TKO 14 Ike Ibeabuchi (3-8-0) 
2011-08-12 Kinder, LA  Lost KO 11 Tommy Burns (4-4-0) 
2011-08-26 Chester, WV  Draw D 15 Ruslan Chagaev (0-0-0) 
2011-08-31 Pico Rivera, CA  Won KO 7 Tye Fields (0-3-0) 
2011-09-05 Newark, NJ  Lost KO 12 Muhammad Ali (11-4-0) 
2011-09-10 Boston, MA  Won UD 15 Tim Witherspoon (7-5-0) 
2011-09-13 Sacramento, CA  Draw D(e) 15 Jimmy Young (5-8-0) 
2011-09-19 Pittsburgh, PA  Won KO 9 Darrel Madison (13-5-0) 
2011-09-27 Atlanta, GA  Lost TKO 5 Ron Lyle (8-9-0) 

[DMA1987]

Just looking at the Prizefighter group commish.

Shouldn't Riddick be getting his WBU shot this week as a result of winning? Only just noticed.

I grovel at your feet

[allworld80]

Yes, he was supposed to get a WBU shot. I overlooked that.

Bowe will be the WBU mando for week 22.

[DMA1987]

Cheers commish, you always pull through

[BoxBuzz]

Marciano drops yet another belt.....and will face anyone the commish determines to be worthy of a good hyding in week 23.

We don't do business with Crease. He is annoying and argumentative.

We have however posted our honorable intention of fighting the best of the best in week 22 and of course in week 23. Something we have done with regularity since our ascension to the stratospheric heights of SIMDOM.

[JDC]

Dear Commish

I have a proposal for a rule change. If a fighter refuses a matchup (mandatory or eliminator) they should have their fighter frozen (handcuffed) for two weeks. It would be a fitting rankings handicap

[BoxBuzz]

The rules are the rules....that's why they are called the rules.

[DMA1987]

Great One,

Can you give me the full records of my fighters Ron Lyle and Riddick Bowe from the beginning? I picked them both up after the season started.

[allworld80]

Great One,

Can you give me the full records of my fighters Ron Lyle and Riddick Bowe from the beginning? I picked them both up after the season started.

Lyle 9-10-0 (7 KO's)

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Date Location Result Opponent 
2011-06-09 Hampton Beach, NH  Lost KO 7 Joe Frazier (0-0-0) 
2011-06-13 St. Charles, MO  Won KO 11 Oleg Maskaev (0-1-0) 
2011-06-17 New York, NY  Lost TKO 9 Earnie Shavers (0-2-0) 
2011-06-21 El Paso, TX  Lost KO 10 Ingemar Johansson (0-0-0) 
2011-06-28 Tacoma, WA  Won TKO 10 Zora Folley (0-0-0) 
2011-07-01 Atlanta, GA  Won KO 13 John Ruiz (0-0-0) 
2011-07-05 Bloomington, MN  Lost KO 8 Herbie Hide (0-1-0) 
2011-07-25 Tuscaloosa, AL  Won KO 4 Tye Fields (0-1-0) 
2011-07-29 Las Vegas, NV  Lost KO 11 Brian Nielsen (0-0-0) 
2011-08-02 Hyannis, MA  Won KO 4 Samuel Peter (0-0-0) 
2011-08-12 Denver, CO  Won UD 15 Ray Austin (0-4-0) 
2011-08-26 Phoenix, AZ  Won UD 15 Nikolay Valuev (5-6-0) 
2011-08-31 New Orleans, LA  Lost SD 15 Lennox Lewis (10-4-0) 
2011-09-05 Washington, DC  Lost KO 6 Ingemar Johansson (8-4-1) 
2011-09-10 Philadelphia, PA  Won KO 5 James Jeffries (12-5-1) 
2011-09-13 Landover, MD  Lost UD 15 James J Corbett (9-8-0) 
2011-09-19 Indio, CA  Lost TKO 5 Tim Witherspoon (7-7-0) 
2011-09-27 Atlanta, GA  Won TKO 5 Jersey Joe Walcott (10-7-2) 
2011-10-07 Bay St. Louis, MS  Lost TKO 8 Max Baer (6-14-0) 

Bowe 12-9-1 (8 KO's)

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Date Location Result Opponent 
2011-06-09 San Francisco, CA  Won KO 4 Herbie Hide (0-0-0) 
2011-06-13 Brooklyn, NY  Draw D(m) 15 Sonny Liston (0-1-0) 
2011-06-17 Miami FL  Won TKO 4 Vitali Klitschko (1-1-0) 
2011-06-21 New Orleans, LA  Lost TKO 2 Mike Tyson (3-0-0) 
2011-06-28 Cleveland, OH  Lost KO 7 Jack Dempsey (2-1-1) 
2011-07-01 Detroit, MI  Won KO 11 Gerrie Coetzee (0-0-1) 
2011-07-05 Reno, NV  Won TKO 4 Tim Witherspoon (1-1-0) 
2011-07-25 Ogden, UT  Won KO 4 Cliff Couser (0-2-0) 
2011-07-29 Morgantown, WV  Lost TKO 1 Rocky Marciano (8-0-0) 
2011-08-02 Atlanta, GA  Lost TKO 10 Muhammad Ali (7-2-0) 
2011-08-07 Atlantic City, NJ  Lost TKO 11 Peter Jackson (8-2-0) 
2011-08-10 Atlantic City, NJ  Won DQ 10 Harry Wills (6-4-1) 
2011-08-12 New York, NY  Lost MD 15 Gene Tunney (9-3-0) 
2011-08-26 Pasadena, TX  Won TKO 1 Primo Carnera (2-3-0) 
2011-08-31 Cincinnati, OH  Won KO 10 Ingemar Johansson (8-3-1) 
2011-09-05 Bloomington, MN  Lost TKO 11 Archie Moore (8-7-0) 
2011-09-10 Los Angeles, CA  Lost TKO 14 Jack Johnson (13-5-0) 
2011-09-13 Hartford, CT  Lost SD 15 Max Schmeling (10-6-1) 
2011-09-27 Providence, RI  Won TKO 1 Ken Norton (11-6-2) 
2011-09-27 Indio, CA  Won UD 3 Oliver McCall (2-2-0) 
2011-09-27 Manistee, MI  Won SD 3 Vitali Klitschko (13-8-1) 
2011-10-07 Toledo, OH  Won MD 15 Evander Holyfield (14-6-0) 

[DMA1987]

Great One,

Can you give me the full records of my fighters Ron Lyle and Riddick Bowe from the beginning? I picked them both up after the season started.

For ron lyle go see my promotional company.

It has the under performance of Lyle up until you selected him after I dumped him.

For Bowe you do need the commish.

You even made the mistake to make him face Ingo when I had already done it. Both ended with KOs.

Ah right, do you mean the time I entered the MDT and Ingo was drawn in my group? It's OK Owl, I know you do it on purpose. Bless you.

[DMA1987]

Dan after week 23 which is the week of the commish I want Bowe v Lennox. So for week 24.

Lennox will have to show me he deserves it.

[DMA1987]

Dan after week 23 which is the week of the commish I want Bowe v Lennox. So for week 24.

Lennox will have to show me he deserves it.

Ha.

Lennox is the longest defending title holder this season. No one has had a longer hold on a real belt (excluding the WBU which is not a real title since you can defend it against handicaps).

Lennox has banged with liston 3 times, foreman 2 times, vitali 2 times, defeated tyson, Tiger jack fox 2 times, etc etc etc

You should consider yourself lucky you were even given the chance to enter the same ring. This will not be forgotten when I hold a title again.

Tell you what Owl, week 24 I will put Bowe in with lennox so long as we make it a stable war and you let Ron have a crack at his replacement? Not that your ever going to see another belt.

[DMA1987]

Ha.

Lennox is the longest defending title holder this season. No one has had a longer hold on a real belt (excluding the WBU which is not a real title since you can defend it against handicaps).

Lennox has banged with liston 3 times, foreman 2 times, vitali 2 times, defeated tyson, Tiger jack fox 2 times, etc etc etc

You should consider yourself lucky you were even given the chance to enter the same ring. This will not be forgotten when I hold a title again.

Tell you what Owl, week 24 I will put Bowe in with lennox so long as we make it a stable war and you let Ron have a crack at his replacement? Not that your ever going to see another belt.

Miske refuses to fight Lyle. So lets keep it Bowe vs Lennox for week 24

Don't you trust him? Let him be a man

[BoxBuzz]

This will not be forgotten when I hold a title again.

Sadly based on the damage Rocky will do to your fighter, the only "Title" Lennox will ever hold in the future is one to an old beat up and delapadated '59 Studebaker.