Jim Watt Bingo.

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'puncheees in buncheees'
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Livingstone Cole wrote:Simple enough.
Get bingo cards, write down some of his usual phrases and tick 'em of as you go.

'His legs have sagged'

'knocked the fight out of him'

'he's just not finding the target'

And of course;

'There's no snap in his punches'


Any more?
Boxer A needs to feint, get Boxer B to make the first move and then counter.
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These are just arm punches!

Love it when he says "nut", since that's how we say no. It's always nice when you hear a familiar accent in amoungst the annoying ones.
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Ben Carey wrote:Boxer A needs to feint, get Boxer B to make the first move and then counter.
You beat me to it. I can almost hear him saying it now.

Or what about, "He clearly hasn't been near the gymnasium Adam."
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Arm punches

He's ragged
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That was BANG on the chin.
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Re: Jim Watt Bingo.

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I play a similar game with richie woodhall. See if you can guess how many times he'll say "believe you me" in an evening.

As for Mr Watt, "he's got nothing left in the tank"
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He's just not (your choice of what he's just not doing)
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John Rawling Bingo:

'You could hear the BUZZ OF ACCLAIM from the audience'
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Calling anyone below light-heavyweight and/or below 5'9" a "little fellow".
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A drinking game in the making this is.
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How about Duke McKenzie “straight down the pipe”
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bad mamma jamma wrote:How about Duke McKenzie “straight down the pipe”
What consenting adults do in the privacy of their own home is of no concern to me.
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Rawling:

'His work's starting to look a little disorganized'
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A US one.

Jim Lampley whenever someone lands more than one punch at a time: "And another...and another..and another."
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If it's not bruken dunt fix it
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He's ahead/behind on ma card

He simply has nothing left
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I know it is probably a bit mean to say this but what drives me mad is:
(a) the sheer amount he talks; and
(b) the repetive nature of his commentary

I only just wish I could press the red button and get rid of it
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Rawling:
Penny for his thoughts at the moment.

Anyone else miss Ian Darke?
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Have we had full-blooded shots yet?
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Flump wrote:Rawling:
Penny for his thoughts at the moment.

Anyone else miss Ian Darke?


Not in the slightest. Last time I seen him he changed his mind about David Haye winning his fight with Valuev while Jim Watt stuck to his guns. Can't stand Darker, very biased, in the style of Richie Woodhall.
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Rawlings (to co-commentator):

"How did you score that round?"

Because he knows he has absolutely no idea what he has just "seen" and need to be told what happened.
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Giancarlo wrote:Rawlings (to co-commentator):

"How did you score that round?"

Because he knows he has absolutely no idea what he has just "seen" and need to be told what happened.

Co-commentator- 'I scored it to the Mexican'. Rawlings 'I gave that one even'.

Jim Watt, 'He's fighting the wrong fight, he's not keeping him at range'...
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Jim Lampley: 'Harold, how do you have it?'

Followed by....

Harold Letterman: 'Ok Jim, .........'


Jim Lampley: 'He has scored with more power shots according to our CompuBox stats.....'
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bengulnaci1 wrote:Jim Lampley: 'Harold, how do you have it?'

Followed by....

Harold Letterman: 'Ok Jim, .........'

Jim Lampley: 'He has scored with more power shots according to our CompuBox stats.....'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgBi7fpb ... re=related

:D
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