Wlad vs Peter

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 11 Aug 2005, 10:36

jamesmcdonnell wrote:
Max Molyneux wrote:The top of his head is up to Wlad's eyebrows though so he's not that much shorter!

Wlad's chin looks like mine too.
No it isn't, it reaches the bridge of Wlad's nose, you obviously overestimate the size of his spam.

It reaches the eyesbrows from the looks of it because his eyes are at the tip of Wlad's nose.

What do ya mean by spam?

Kilburn · Post by **Kilburn** » 11 Aug 2005, 10:52

I'm guessing he means forehead.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 11 Aug 2005, 10:54

Anyone on here old enough to remember what 'Spam' meant at school?

J · Post by J » 11 Aug 2005, 10:58

you should know spamhead.

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 11 Aug 2005, 10:58

Reckon you mean head then. :P

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 11 Aug 2005, 11:08

More specifically the Forehead.

Spamhead was the general term when regaling someone who had been blessed with a larger than average dome to their cranium.

"Tefal" was another, due to a Tefal ad where there were Boffins with enormous forehead's, or spams.

Fiji was another less known one, after an ad where this melon starts growing longer....

Spam-head
Tefal
Fiji-head

Ahhh, days of my youth. :(

mrbassie · Post by **mrbassie** » 11 Aug 2005, 11:11

God bless our noble education system, the envy of the world.

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 11 Aug 2005, 11:13

I'm still in my youth since I'm only 19.

The food spam rocks though. 8)

J · Post by J » 11 Aug 2005, 11:19

spam head slap head, event he more adventerous french "le maxi tete"
were used at others in my youth.

i was known simply as tosser

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 11 Aug 2005, 11:28

There was a kid at my school called Johnathan Murphy who had a massive head. I had the idea after french class that we could borrow a bit of our froggie friends language and coined the name..

"Ouefy Murphy"

The best ever though was poor old Paul Bowe who was small and wizened who had the nickname.

"Embrybowe"

It's a cruel world out there.

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 11 Aug 2005, 11:31

What was school dinners like back then?

J · Post by J » 11 Aug 2005, 11:37

not bad as it goes as my next door neighbour was a dinner lady.

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 11 Aug 2005, 11:41

Was their any spam?

J · Post by J » 11 Aug 2005, 11:43

NOT THAT I RECALL

Max Molyneux · Post by **Max Molyneux** » 11 Aug 2005, 11:45

Aww I like spam too.

Shirow · Post by **Shirow** » 11 Aug 2005, 11:50

Memmmreeeees... like the corners of my mind....

Was the cry of SPAM usually swiftly followed with a open hand slap on the forehead. Or did i just go to a particularly rough school?

states · Post by **states** » 11 Aug 2005, 11:54

Nah, it was the done thing at my school as well. What laughs.....

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 11 Aug 2005, 11:59

Max Molyneux wrote:Was their any spam?

We used to get inordinately greasy spam fritters, they literally oozed grease. I was forced to eat one by Peggy Igoe (the slops lady) when I had a bad stomach, and I vomited copiously in the dinner hall, causing a stir and the timely arrival of the bucket of sawdust.

As an interesting aside, I once caught Peggy Igoe making a sandwich with the slops from the basin, which included mashed potato, custard, peas, bits of burger and jam-rolly polly. She was a disgusting lady.

jamesmcdonnell · Post by **jamesmcdonnell** » 11 Aug 2005, 12:00

Shirow wrote:Memmmreeeees... like the corners of my mind....

Was the cry of SPAM usually swiftly followed with a open hand slap on the forehead. Or did i just go to a particularly rough school?

Yes, the swiftly administered forehead slap usually followed a cry of 'SPAM.'

steve689 · Post by **steve689** » 11 Aug 2005, 16:07

I would send you some spam Max but most good email providers block it these days

I found a Spam puzzle on Ebay for you though

states · Post by **states** » 11 Aug 2005, 18:52

Nevermind Spam, bring back Milk in schools:

It was a northern staple, I was shocked to learn it was off the menu when I moved down south...... My 'breaktime's' were never the same!!