Would You Do This?

[Adamj1987]

yes even though tyson would rip through me in 20 secs

[Thunder and Lightning]

Probably not i mean no money for me and a DVD with about 10 seconds of boxing and posibly lifethreatening injury hmm.

Even if I am about the same size as Ingemar Johansson (my fav boxer) if not a litle bit bigger, I would be out on my feet after the first jab and then KTFO by the wind from the right.
Plus alot of people can claim to have gotten their asses kicked by these fighters not realy a claim to fame for me

[Giancarlo]

George Foreman - 6'4", 220lbs.

Goodnight, Irene - 5'8", 185lbs.

To say nothing of the Boxing pedigree. I really want to say yes to this, but teeth dont grow back, brain damage doesnt heal with time, and you would have to seriously consider the risk of death to me as substantial.

The memories (if I had any post-fight) would be undeniably special...but the danger of permanent damage or a fatality is just too high.

Nothing would be worth the worst case scenario of what that man could do to someone like me.

Oh, I dunno, Irene. I'd like to watch it.

[Goodnight, Irene]

Such is your level of man-love for Ali, Collie/Darling/Giancarlo.

Stand by your mannnn...

[Giancarlo]

Such is your level of man-love for Ali, Collie/Darling/Giancarlo.

Stand by your mannnn...

Irene, I only want to see you get hammered because you are a smug tool who hates on his mother.

That's not too much to ask for is it?

[Goodnight, Irene]

Why shouldnt I be smug? You make a fool of yourself, virtually on command, and you are so lost for traction that in your embarrassment, you stew on the thought of brawling with me, like some overmatched, out-witted teen...if only I could get my hands on you, Goodnight, Irene

Observe! My smugness >>>

[Giancarlo]

I'm wounded by your wit, you smug mother-hating tool.

[Goodnight, Irene]

I'm wounded by your wit, you smug mother-hating tool.

Mothers are over-rated, in my experience.

Just like Ali.

Behold! The grandeur of smugness-ness >>>

[yancey]

Such is your level of man-love for Ali, Collie/Darling/Giancarlo.

Stand by your mannnn...

I suspect he does more than "stand by".

[Giancarlo]

Such is your level of man-love for Ali, Collie/Darling/Giancarlo.

Stand by your mannnn...

I suspect he does more than "stand by".

Ah, here he is!

The 60 year old buffoon of Boxrec.

Tell us again how Foreman only beat your hero Frazier by cheating.

[yancey]

Actually Connie, you are the buffoon.

[Goodnight, Irene]

Actually Connie, you are the buffoon.

The Collie is a dog prized for its loyalty

[Techno89]

Yes I would do it.

Just so I could say that I got my ass kicked by Rocky Marciano

You like Rocky to Mr Techno? Where would you fight him?

At the Odyssey Arena

[Crease]

At the Odyssey Arena

[Tomasino]

I would, I could last a few rounds with Big Aud no problem.

D

[BoxBuzz]

I think for some, this match would be between fellow BOTP contributors......

[Giancarlo]

I think for some, this match would be between fellow BOTP contributors......

I'd put money on you to hammer Irene, Buzz.

The way you make him look like a bitter sulking moron day after day is a joy to behold.

[oliverfennell]

Fortunately my favourite heavyweight boxer is Dustin Nichols, so I'd fight him in MSG just so I could say that I had competed in the world's most iconic sports venue.

Oh, and I'd probably win, too.



The video of this fight is on Youtube and he's no Butterbean or Akebono, trust me.

[keithmoonhangover]

George Foreman - 6'4", 220lbs.

Goodnight, Irene - 5'8", 185lbs.

To say nothing of the Boxing pedigree. I really want to say yes to this, but teeth dont grow back, brain damage doesnt heal with time, and you would have to seriously consider the risk of death to me as substantial.

The memories (if I had any post-fight) would be undeniably special...but the danger of permanent damage or a fatality is just too high.

Nothing would be worth the worst case scenario of what that man could do to someone like me.

I'd buy a ticket to watch you in the ring with Foreman.

[Goodnight, Irene]

You and Giancarlo would pay top dollar, Im sure.

With all the kickings Ive given you two around here, I dont blame you

[Giancarlo]

You and Giancarlo would pay top dollar, Im sure.

With all the kickings Ive given you two around here, I dont blame you

Yeah, you're one tough hombre.

It was only the other week you were telling the forum how a man like you would have nothing to fear from a guy like Shavers.

You still doing that minimum wage job?

[Goodnight, Irene]

Now play nice Collie, it was that nasty little habit of telling fibs you (and your other personalities) have which got you banned at my request the first time.

Still standing by your man with handbag at the ready?

[Giancarlo]

Now play nice Collie, it was that nasty little habit of telling fibs you (and your other personalities) have which got you banned at my request the first time.

Still standing by your man with handbag at the ready?

So, you saying you didn't announce how you'd have no trouble handling Shavers?

Or were you misunderstood? Again.

I was never banned. Ever. Anton Suksav gave me a 1 month "holiday". He said you'd been whining every day so he had to do something. I decided to retire the "Collins2000" moniker just like you retired the "Faggy_Boy" one.

You didn't answer my question about the awful menial job you have to do.

[Goodnight, Irene]

I love this guy.

"Stand by your maaaan..."

[keithmoonhangover]

I love this guy.

"Stand by your maaaan..."

I'd pay to see you fight shavers.