Which Hawk would you rather see fight Cleverly?

Which Hawk would you rather see fight Cleverly?

Hudson Hawk (Bruce Willis)
3
6%
Lincoln Hawk (Sylvester Stallone)
4
9%
Hawk (WWF Legion of Doom)
11
23%
Shawn Hawk (??? never heard of him before)
0
No votes
Tony Hawk (skateboarder)
3
6%
Chesney Hawkes (singer)
15
32%
Hawkwind (Dave Brock)
2
4%
Hawk (Gladiators)
7
15%
Street Hawk (TV series?)
2
4%
 
Total votes: 47

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JamesH wrote:The greatest insult on Knuckle was a fella frothing at the mouth calling one of the Quinns a "shitehawk". Didn't know what it meant when I watched it, but now...
The term "shitehawk" has also been used as a derogatory term for an offensive or unpleasant person, equivalent to the word "shit".[2] For example, in 2009, Kate Moss called her ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty a shitehawk
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Final round wrote:
JamesH wrote:The greatest insult on Knuckle was a fella frothing at the mouth calling one of the Quinns a "shitehawk". Didn't know what it meant when I watched it, but now...
The term "shitehawk" has also been used as a derogatory term for an offensive or unpleasant person, equivalent to the word "shit".[2] For example, in 2009, Kate Moss called her ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty a shitehawk
Ah right, cheers. I'd picked up it weren't a compliment mind :lol:
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Zelda from Terrahawks.

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JamesH wrote:
Final round wrote:
JamesH wrote:The greatest insult on Knuckle was a fella frothing at the mouth calling one of the Quinns a "shitehawk". Didn't know what it meant when I watched it, but now...
The term "shitehawk" has also been used as a derogatory term for an offensive or unpleasant person, equivalent to the word "shit".[2] For example, in 2009, Kate Moss called her ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty a shitehawk
Ah right, cheers. I'd picked up it weren't a compliment mind :lol:
:lol: the example made me chuckle
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This is definitely one of the greatest threads of all time.

:lol: :lol: :OhYes:
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It's going to be a really hard night for Cleverly.

Round 1 he's gotta arm wrestle against Lincoln Hawk
Round 2 he's got a sing off against Chesney Hawkes
Round 3 he needs to beat Street Hawk in a motorbike race
Round 4 he needs to crack a safe faster than Hudson Hawk
Round 5 it's a skate off against Tony Hawks
Round 6 he's against Hawk from the Gladiators in a game of "Duel"
Round 7 he's got to wrestle Hawk from Legion of Doom (which may be difficult as it appears he died some years ago. Still, I'm sure if you look hard enough he's in WBO's ranking)
Round 8 another sing off against Dave Brock from Hawkwind
Round 9 he needs to box some guy called Shawn Hawk
Round 10 Nathan has to carry a fridge around the ring against Tony Hawk. Who ever does the most full circuits wins the round.
Round 11 he needs to pull better pranks on dogs than Chicken Hawk and Foghorn Leghorn
Round 12 is really shitehawk or bust. Nathan needs to protect Earth against Zelda from Terrahawks

If Nathan is still standing after the 12 rounds. It's goes to the judge, Hawkeye.
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Exoddus wrote:It's going to be a really hard night for Cleverly.

Round 1 he's gotta arm wrestle against Lincoln Hawk
Round 2 he's got a sing off against Chesney Hawkes
Round 3 he needs to beat Street Hawk in a motorbike race
Round 4 he needs to crack a safe faster than Hudson Hawk
Round 5 it's a skate off against Tony Hawks
Round 6 he's against Hawk from the Gladiators in a game of "Duel"
Round 7 he's got to wrestle Hawk from Legion of Doom (which may be difficult as it appears he died some years ago. Still, I'm sure if you look hard enough he's in WBO's ranking)
Round 8 another sing off against Dave Brock from Hawkwind
Round 9 he needs to box some guy called Shawn Hawk
Round 10 Nathan has to carry a fridge around the ring against Tony Hawk. Who ever does the most full circuits wins the round.
Round 11 he needs to pull better pranks on dogs than Chicken Hawk and Foghorn Leghorn
Round 12 is really shitehawk or bust. Nathan needs to protect Earth against Zelda from Terrahawks

If Nathan is still standing after the 12 rounds. It's goes to the judge, Hawkeye.
Round 9 10-8 Clev :lol:
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Exoddus wrote:It's going to be a really hard night for Cleverly.

Round 1 he's gotta arm wrestle against Lincoln Hawk
Round 2 he's got a sing off against Chesney Hawkes
Round 3 he needs to beat Street Hawk in a motorbike race
Round 4 he needs to crack a safe faster than Hudson Hawk
Round 5 it's a skate off against Tony Hawks
Round 6 he's against Hawk from the Gladiators in a game of "Duel"
Round 7 he's got to wrestle Hawk from Legion of Doom (which may be difficult as it appears he died some years ago. Still, I'm sure if you look hard enough he's in WBO's ranking)
Round 8 another sing off against Dave Brock from Hawkwind
Round 9 he needs to box some guy called Shawn Hawk
Round 10 Nathan has to carry a fridge around the ring against Tony Hawk. Who ever does the most full circuits wins the round.
Round 11 he needs to pull better pranks on dogs than Chicken Hawk and Foghorn Leghorn
Round 12 is really shitehawk or bust. Nathan needs to protect Earth against Zelda from Terrahawks

If Nathan is still standing after the 12 rounds. It's goes to the judge, Hawkeye.
:bow:
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I'm sorry, but 'Over The Top' is a brilliant film.
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kevo wrote:I'm sorry, but 'Over The Top' is a brilliant film.
Is that the film that consists of big hairy men grunting and groaning at each other for 90 minutes or so? Then at the end Sly drives his truck through a mansion?

For what it's worth I'd include Hawkeye from the original Predator film...
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Dixonian wrote:
kevo wrote:I'm sorry, but 'Over The Top' is a brilliant film.
Is that the film that consists of big hairy men grunting and groaning at each other for 90 minutes or so?
Over The Top is about arm wrestling. From your description i'd say you've seen the gay porn parody.
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kevo wrote:
Dixonian wrote:
kevo wrote:I'm sorry, but 'Over The Top' is a brilliant film.
Is that the film that consists of big hairy men grunting and groaning at each other for 90 minutes or so?
Over The Top is about arm wrestling. From your description i'd say you've seen the gay porn parody.
you beat me to it! :lol:
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Under the top?
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I kinda walked into that.

I think Chesney is a great call though...

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Dixonian wrote:
kevo wrote:I'm sorry, but 'Over The Top' is a brilliant film.
Is that the film that consists of big hairy men grunting and groaning at each other for 90 minutes or so? Then at the end Sly drives his truck through a mansion?

For what it's worth I'd include Hawkeye from the original Predator film...
Is it not Hawkins in Predator?
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Re: Which Hawk would you rather see fight Cleverly?

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Yeah you're right. I stand corrected, it is Hawkins.
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Dixonian wrote:Yeah you're right. I stand corrected, it is Hawkins.
I always loved that film. One of the great 80's action movies. The 1 liners in it are superb.
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Stephen Hawk(ing)?
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Chesney is now winning thanks to my vote :TU:
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Final round wrote:
JamesH wrote:The greatest insult on Knuckle was a fella frothing at the mouth calling one of the Quinns a "shitehawk". Didn't know what it meant when I watched it, but now...
The term "shitehawk" has also been used as a derogatory term for an offensive or unpleasant person, equivalent to the word "shit".[2] For example, in 2009, Kate Moss called her ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty a shitehawk
In the Navy it's a slang word for seagulls.
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kevo wrote:I'm sorry, but 'Over The Top' is a brilliant film.
Yeah whoever thought that a Stallone films plot would go

'Stallone encounters difficulty
Stallone overcomes difficulty
Stallone wins
The end'

It's just something we never saw in any of his films.
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jameswilson wrote:
Final round wrote:
JamesH wrote:The greatest insult on Knuckle was a fella frothing at the mouth calling one of the Quinns a "shitehawk". Didn't know what it meant when I watched it, but now...
The term "shitehawk" has also been used as a derogatory term for an offensive or unpleasant person, equivalent to the word "shit".[2] For example, in 2009, Kate Moss called her ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty a shitehawk
In the Navy it's a slang word for seagulls.
:OhYes: pudenda with wings
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Exoddus wrote:It's going to be a really hard night for Cleverly.

Round 1 he's gotta arm wrestle against Lincoln Hawk
Round 2 he's got a sing off against Chesney Hawkes
Round 3 he needs to beat Street Hawk in a motorbike race
Round 4 he needs to crack a safe faster than Hudson Hawk
Round 5 it's a skate off against Tony Hawks
Round 6 he's against Hawk from the Gladiators in a game of "Duel"
Round 7 he's got to wrestle Hawk from Legion of Doom (which may be difficult as it appears he died some years ago. Still, I'm sure if you look hard enough he's in WBO's ranking)
Round 8 another sing off against Dave Brock from Hawkwind
Round 9 he needs to box some guy called Shawn Hawk
Round 10 Nathan has to carry a fridge around the ring against Tony Hawk. Who ever does the most full circuits wins the round.
Round 11 he needs to pull better pranks on dogs than Chicken Hawk and Foghorn Leghorn
Round 12 is really shitehawk or bust. Nathan needs to protect Earth against Zelda from Terrahawks

If Nathan is still standing after the 12 rounds. It's goes to the judge, Hawkeye.
Funniest thing ever by anyone ever!
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I'm voting for Hudson Hawk, although I would like to have seen Ethan Hawke amongst the choices. :OhYes: :TU:
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