is the hayemaker still with his wife

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dondada
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Crazyboy wrote:
misterpunch wrote:"katanga! my friends, katanga!!" didnt akabusi coin that phrase on the early Tiswas programs?
I'm sure thats from 'Live and Let die'? Don't tell me James Bond is involved in all this??? The plot thickens.......
One of Lenny Henry's that...definitely turning into one of the most bizarre threads ever, this...
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dondada wrote:
Crazyboy wrote:
misterpunch wrote:"katanga! my friends, katanga!!" didnt akabusi coin that phrase on the early Tiswas programs?
I'm sure thats from 'Live and Let die'? Don't tell me James Bond is involved in all this??? The plot thickens.......
One of Lenny Henry's that...definitely turning into one of the most bizarre threads ever, this...
That makes sense, Theophilus P. Wildebeeste could waken any unsatisfied woman from her carnal slumber.
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Teddy's Toupee wrote:
JDC wrote:
Teddy's Toupee wrote: Was a legend? He still is. Haven't you read any of the Kris Akabusi erotic short novels? :shame:
Speaking of Alan Titchmarsh, what was his catch phrase?
"You should see the size of my hardy perennial."
Ahh :bow: , I always thought that was Warwick Davies
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handsofstone wrote:Kris Akabusi :!: How do you sleep :??
With other mens' wives?
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Who the eff is Kris Akabusi?
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banjo wrote:Who the eff is Kris Akabusi?
The Japanese fella who presents Takeshi's Castle.
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JLP wrote:
banjo wrote:Who the eff is Kris Akabusi?
The Japanese fella who presents Takeshi's Castle.
That's Craig Charles
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JLP wrote:
banjo wrote:Who the eff is Kris Akabusi?
The Japanese fella who presents Takeshi's Castle.
The correct spelling is "Kwis" Akabusi. Not surprised to hear
Mrs. Haye has run off with him. Not many women could resist the AWOOGA!
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banjo wrote:
JLP wrote:
banjo wrote:Who the eff is Kris Akabusi?
The Japanese fella who presents Takeshi's Castle.
That's Craig Charles
Nah, Craig Charles is the bloke with the dreads who was on Red Dwarf. Used to say Awooga all the time. I think he nicked his catchphrase and styling from that Brummie poet who, rumour has it, has run of with David Haye. Benjamin Zafaniyah or something like that.
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banjo wrote:Who the eff is Kris Akabusi?
How dare you!!
The man is a legend!!

& I feel sorry for haye as akabusi is a love god! The awooga is the original term for motting out! It's kris's speciality!

Lock up your wife's & daughters!
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hurlock wrote:
banjo wrote:Who the eff is Kris Akabusi?
How dare you!!
The man is a legend!!

& I feel sorry for haye as akabusi is a love god! The awooga is the original term for motting out! It's kris's speciality!

Lock up your wife's & daughters!
wives
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macaca wrote:
hurlock wrote:
banjo wrote:Who the eff is Kris Akabusi?
How dare you!!
The man is a legend!!

& I feel sorry for haye as akabusi is a love god! The awooga is the original term for motting out! It's kris's speciality!

Lock up your wife's & daughters!
wives
I don't spell it that way dumbo!!
Olde English !!
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banjo wrote:
JLP wrote:
banjo wrote:Who the eff is Kris Akabusi?
The Japanese fella who presents Takeshi's Castle.
That's Craig Charles
wasnt he a blind singer?
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rhino222 wrote: wasnt he a blind singer?
Thats his brother, awesome pianist.....who is known for his ways with women....I feel sorry for Akabusi in all this.
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Crazyboy wrote:
rhino222 wrote: wasnt he a blind singer?
Thats his brother, awesome pianist.....who is known for his ways with women....I feel sorry for Akabusi in all this.
Stevie Wonder?
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The plot thickens, this is becoming like cluedo!
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and suddenly..there is a boxing link!

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Stevie Wonder...fantastic artist

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Lennox Lewis...former world heavyweight champion.
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lets get one thing straight craig charles, who was my grandad, sang the 70's pop classic "kung fu fighting" and consequently understudied bruce lee in his film "chinatown"
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Wanst that Carl "buster" douglas, who hasnt bitten off Mike tysons career nor slept with David Hayes wife.

he just sang a shitty song. Craig charles on the other hand may well have shared a line or two with Iron Mike. who nose!

say hi to granpops. :salut:
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Why does Stevie Wonder wear glasses? Bit late now.
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banjo wrote:Why does Stevie Wonder wear glasses? Bit late now.
The same reason Liam Gallagher wear sunglasses indoors... and a giant parka
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danconnollyeire wrote:
banjo wrote:Why does Stevie Wonder wear glasses? Bit late now.
The same reason Liam Gallagher wear sunglasses indoors... and a giant parka
Because he's from Manchester?
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What the smeggin' hell is going on?


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stevie does not come from manchester - he's a proud son of devizes in wiltshire, the source of the thames and some cracking motown hits.

turns out my grandad was not craig charles and his rendition of KUNG FU FIGHTING was merely a clever and successful device by the landlord of the white hart to empty the pub at chucking out time. and all these years i thought i was related to the feller above this post
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black panther wrote:What the smeggin' hell is going on?


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Craig smegga Charles!!

Good fighter he was
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