RICHARD KEYS YOU HAIRY HANDED TOSSER..

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Wa1nuts wrote:In my opinion Audley could have got up, yes Wilder is a big puncher but he didn't hit him with a great punch and it looked like Audley didnt want to get up, easy pay day for him. I feel let down by him.
why dont you take a " not so great punch by wilder" and see if you dont want to get up.

audley problem is he takes TOO big risk fights.
wilder has not proven to beat anyone good yet but i have feeling his power is lethal.

i know he not faced a top fighter yet but still, i see him KOing alot of fringe contenders like mitchell, gomez, fury, adamek.

time weill tell but i believe wilder is a top 10 heavy
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forcefraser wrote:Keys was only stating what most layman viewers are thinking. It was bit rough, but it made good viewing.

Audley looked a broken man afterwards.

However, if I`ve learned one thing in life, it`s that REDEMPTION will take place.

Audley to knock out Fury in a domestic battle of the ages, where Audley traqdes blow for blow in the centre of the ring and topples Fury in a barnstormer. Then he get`s a shot a Vitali and knocks him spark out with a left hand piledriver. Redemption is complete and Audley is Champion of the Wuuuuuuuuuurld.

Can he do it? YES HE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a mouthwatering debate.

I suggest you start a separate thread entirely for it.

:lol:
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Keys was an utter twat to be fair but I sort of get his point about Audley who has just become an utter joke.

On a slightly different tack has anyone ever seen Keys's daughter? :o

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=richar ... =80&ty=110
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Any link to these comments
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SteveDow wrote: On a slightly different tack has anyone ever seen Keys's daughter? :o

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=richar ... =80&ty=110
Very nice

I would love to hang out the back of it and/or smash it (I am sure he won't mind me making such a comment).
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G0mez wrote:
forcefraser wrote:Keys was only stating what most layman viewers are thinking. It was bit rough, but it made good viewing.

Audley looked a broken man afterwards.

However, if I`ve learned one thing in life, it`s that REDEMPTION will take place.

Audley to knock out Fury in a domestic battle of the ages, where Audley traqdes blow for blow in the centre of the ring and topples Fury in a barnstormer. Then he get`s a shot a Vitali and knocks him spark out with a left hand piledriver. Redemption is complete and Audley is Champion of the Wuuuuuuuuuurld.

Can he do it? YES HE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a mouthwatering debate.

I suggest you start a separate thread entirely for it.

:lol:
:OhYes:
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bripez wrote:
SteveDow wrote: On a slightly different tack has anyone ever seen Keys's daughter? :o

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=richar ... =80&ty=110
Very nice

I would love to hang out the back of it and/or smash it (I am sure he won't mind me making such a comment).
Judging by the state of of Key`s hands (pre waxing) she may have an inch thick downy cover all over. Key`s abundance of hair reminds me of Bob Hopkins on a diet of regaine and Biotin tablets.

I`m pretty sure he once pulled a hair in his arse and his syrup moved.

Gotta give Keys his dues, the comment about going round there any day of the week and find Redknapp hangin out the back of it was classic.

Being an old chauvinist at heart, I was particulary pleased to hear the use of the word "it" when describing the bird. Good old Keys.
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They should have keys on discovery channel, the hairy handed prick should be interviewing chimps. they might rip his hands off.
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It's strange how he's carved himself a career for so long, everyone says he comes from football and doesn't know anything about boxing well I've got news for you he knows bugger all about football too.
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i would not mind hanging out of the back of it!!
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rhino222 wrote:i would not mind hanging out of the back of it!!

His daughter?

:lol:
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Watching the replay right now and Keys has just handed over "to our MC Graeme Pass" he really does know very little about boxing. His daughter's great though :TU:
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His daughter is average at best, no tattoos, no leather and she's a blonde, bet she's shite in bed.
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banjo wrote:His daughter is average at best, no tattoos, no leather and she's a blonde, bet she's shite in bed.
Agree, bet she has hairy hands also.
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iamasadlittleboy wrote:
damianhucker1 wrote:
iamasadlittleboy wrote:What he said about Audley is true, Audley is a joke and I applaud Keys for saying as much as it beats the poo out of fighters trying to defend him.

Mate lets see keys get in the ring with wilder and last so long , it can be over in seconds , doesnt mean the boxer has brought the sport into disrepute , he hasnt got a clue and neither has anyone who agrees with him

Again why put a sports commentator in to the ring? Audley is an OLYMPIC gold medal winner AND European champion...yet threw what...4 punches against Wilder and the same against Haye...heck how many did he throw against Price? By not fighting I'd say he is bringing the sport in to disrepute.

It can be over in seconds but how many fighters have 3 bouts where they throw next to nothing and fold when they get caught? Harrison crapped his pants when the referee gave them their instructions, like he did against Haye and Price and even Danny Williams all those years back.
Have to agree with every word mate.fraudley talks such a big game but is afraid of getting hit.he never used to be like this i do beleive he is conning the public these days
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Crazyboy wrote:i thought Keys went too far and it was a bit painful at times when he was attacking harrison, price did a great job of keeping his cool and answering honestly and professionally.

With regards to Harrison, someone mentioned he would be a good pundit and i think i agree with that. He certainly knows how to talk up fights etc and without the pressure of actually having to get in the ring anymore i think his confidence would come back in front of the camera, i think he could be quite charasmatic in fact as a pundit.
Hes a fantastic wordsmith very very articulate guy as opposed to the mumbling price.

Audley should retire and would make a great team with bunce and lillis orcbeing tge third colour man in a commentary team.allegedly are spoiltcwith rosenthal and bunce as anchors no need for moore
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banjo wrote:It's strange how he's carved himself a career for so long, everyone says he comes from football and doesn't know anything about boxing well I've got news for you he knows bugger all about football too.
:OhYes:
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Ratchet Exits Nu wrote:
banjo wrote:His daughter is average at best, no tattoos, no leather and she's a blonde, bet she's shite in bed.
Agree, bet she has hairy hands also.

I am sure you two would'nt kick it out of bed though?
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ra2006 wrote:
Ratchet Exits Nu wrote:
banjo wrote:His daughter is average at best, no tattoos, no leather and she's a blonde, bet she's shite in bed.
Agree, bet she has hairy hands also.

I am sure you two would'nt kick it out of bed though?

Agreed. As long as it brought razor along, I`d let it stay.
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ra2006 wrote:
Ratchet Exits Nu wrote:
banjo wrote:His daughter is average at best, no tattoos, no leather and she's a blonde, bet she's shite in bed.
Agree, bet she has hairy hands also.

I am sure you two would'nt kick it out of bed though?
I'd politelly requests she leaves after I havwe had my fill.

No kicking allowed or needed.
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