Still no news on Audley's comeback opponent

[ejruane]

I think his team should get a load of chefs in, then get an industrial-sized oven and produce a 250 lb suet puddin'.

Then stick the puddin' on a set of stilts and say to Audley "there's your next opponent"

And should the large puddin' on stilts appear too intimidating an opponent and he wants a safer option (someone slower, less mobile and with less of a dig than the puddin' on stilts) I'd suggest the feller Hughie Fury 'fought' last week.

[Glass Joe]

hughie fury should fight audley on the fury - haye card

[jameswilson]

I think his team should get a load of chefs in, then get an industrial-sized oven and produce a 250 lb suet puddin'.

Then stick the puddin' on a set of stilts and say to Audley "there's your next opponent"

And should the large puddin' on stilts appear too intimidating an opponent and he wants a safer option (someone slower, less mobile and with less of a dig than the puddin' on stilts) I'd suggest the feller Hughie Fury 'fought' last week.

I'd suggest if we got the suet pudding and put him on a stage in front of an audience that he would get more laughs than you did for your attempt at a joke there.

[Wales]

Hughie fury?

Not yet. Way too big a jump at this stage. Maybe next year.

Too big a jump for Hughie or for Audley?

If i had to bet my mortgage on the fight im not sure i'd think my house was safe with a bet on audley, however i do agree if i were team fury it wouldnt be a fight id look for at this stage.

Audleys next opponent? If theyre looking for a competative winnable fight against a "name" how about john mcdermott who audley could outbox over the distance. In reality harrisons stock has gone, if he was fighting in my back garden i'd probably close the curtains.

[polecateddy]

John's pretty hard to look good against, and he outworked one veteran in Matt Skelton recently. A best it would probably end up a close decision win for Audley which wouldn't really get him anywhere. If he wants to carry on he really should just embrace journeyman status and offer himself up to the German's, Michael Sprott style!

[Wales]

John's pretty hard to look good against, and he outworked one veteran in Matt Skelton recently. A best it would probably end up a close decision win for Audley which wouldn't really get him anywhere. If he wants to carry on he really should just embrace journeyman status and offer himself up to the German's, Michael Sprott style!

Being brutally honest hes going nowhere full stop. If i were audley, and adament to continue, i'd move to somewhere like Dubai and live off the name for a year or two fighting sub standard "locals" - bit like footballers like rivaldo ended up doing. He cant headline in the UK, or win above domestic level.

[stevegoodwin]

Now the situation is different. Audley does not offer any of my fighters anything to gain. For example if Ian Lewison beats him people will say that was epxected if he struggles then Ian would get slated.

That's not true. If Lewison or Larry beat Audley, or even made it tasty, they'd get credit. Audley breezed Prizefighter and both of those guys are Prizefighter level.

We have to agree to disagree then. I have spoken to many people about this and they all share my opinion. Spoke to Ian at length and he feels its a lose/lose situation for him. You are entitled to yours.

[polecateddy]

Now the situation is different. Audley does not offer any of my fighters anything to gain. For example if Ian Lewison beats him people will say that was epxected if he struggles then Ian would get slated.

That's not true. If Lewison or Larry beat Audley, or even made it tasty, they'd get credit. Audley breezed Prizefighter and both of those guys are Prizefighter level.

We have to agree to disagree then. I have spoken to many people about this and they all share my opinion. Spoke to Ian at length and he feels its a lose/lose situation for him. You are entitled to yours.

I don't believe Lewison is going anywhere either. Seems to lack conditioning and focus in his stop-start career.

[stevegoodwin]

I don't believe Lewison is going anywhere either. Seems to lack conditioning and focus in his stop-start career.[/quote]

I have told Ian the same thing. He now has a nutrionist (Insight nutrition). What you must take into account is he has the talent to go somewhere but without the attributes you mention talent isn't enough. Hopefully we will see a new I an on the 13th July.

[rm1]

I have told Ian the same thing. He now has a nutrionist (Insight nutrition). What you must take into account is he has the talent to go somewhere but without the attributes you mention talent isn't enough. Hopefully we will see a new I an on the 13th July.

Lets hope so he certainly has potential just wish he would get fit and fight more often there are a lot of interesting domestic fights out there for him in the next year or so if he shapes up.

[polecateddy]

I have told Ian the same thing. He now has a nutrionist (Insight nutrition). What you must take into account is he has the talent to go somewhere but without the attributes you mention talent isn't enough. Hopefully we will see a new I an on the 13th July.

Lets hope so he certainly has potential just wish he would get fit and fight more often there are a lot of interesting domestic fights out there for him in the next year or so if he shapes up.

He seemed to lose it a long time ago, when Dolan out-pointed in an important ABA fight. I'm not sure he ever got it back after that.

[ejruane]

I think his team should get a load of chefs in, then get an industrial-sized oven and produce a 250 lb suet puddin'.

Then stick the puddin' on a set of stilts and say to Audley "there's your next opponent"

And should the large puddin' on stilts appear too intimidating an opponent and he wants a safer option (someone slower, less mobile and with less of a dig than the puddin' on stilts) I'd suggest the feller Hughie Fury 'fought' last week.

I'd suggest if we got the suet pudding and put him on a stage in front of an audience that he would get more laughs than you did for your attempt at a joke there.

Surely you mean he would get BIGGER or louder laughs?

An individual joke, no matter how good, would only get one laugh.

So even if my joke received an unenthusiastic laugh and the suet pudding on stage received a HUGE laugh, it would still be only one laugh each, so technically not 'more laughs'.

It is not my business to tell you your..erm.. business, but I would suggest (nb: only a suggestion!) in future you read your posts before sending them and check for this type of thing.

It's just as easy to get these things right as it is to get them wrong.

Good luck.

[mickey1975]

Your joke didn't get any laughs did it?

[ILikeBeer]

Danny's already got a 'big' fight next Saturday, an 8 x 2's against Dominic Negus on an unlicensed bill

Please tell me that's a joke.

[jameswilson]

I think his team should get a load of chefs in, then get an industrial-sized oven and produce a 250 lb suet puddin'.

Then stick the puddin' on a set of stilts and say to Audley "there's your next opponent"

And should the large puddin' on stilts appear too intimidating an opponent and he wants a safer option (someone slower, less mobile and with less of a dig than the puddin' on stilts) I'd suggest the feller Hughie Fury 'fought' last week.

I'd suggest if we got the suet pudding and put him on a stage in front of an audience that he would get more laughs than you did for your attempt at a joke there.

Surely you mean he would get BIGGER or louder laughs?

An individual joke, no matter how good, would only get one laugh.

So even if my joke received an unenthusiastic laugh and the suet pudding on stage received a HUGE laugh, it would still be only one laugh each, so technically not 'more laughs'.

It is not my business to tell you your..erm.. business, but I would suggest (nb: only a suggestion!) in future you read your posts before sending them and check for this type of thing.

It's just as easy to get these things right as it is to get them wrong.

Good luck.

I was suggesting your gag didn't get any laughs and the suet pudding got 1 small laugh. Is one laugh more than zero laughs?

[ejruane]

[/quote]I was suggesting your gag didn't get any jokes and the suet pudding got 1 small laugh. Is one laugh more than zero laughs?[/quote]


Question, what does "I was suggesting your gag didn't get any jokes" actually mean?

I suggested you read posts before sending them but no, you wouldn't listen.

Now look where being a smart-arse has got you, posting gibberish and looking rather foolish.