Dead Mouse wrote:
Yes, I always liked that one.
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Dead Mouse wrote:

Excellent post, lovely turn of phrase and nice build to the punch line.Ezzard wrote:It sort of feels very odd to me... Boxing fans... Don't you dare call each other names. But feel free to punch the poo out of one another.
Don't get me wrong, I'm just as bad.
Can you imagine a Suarez-Evra style situation going to court?
- "Your Honour, he used racial insults against me!"
- "What were you doing at the time?"
- "Punching him in the face, Your Honour."
I see what your saying, but to be honest I don't find the pre-fight preening to be particularly entertaining. All this posing and trying to look hard does nothing for me. I like to watch fights with a beer or two. What I don't want to see is people acting like each fight is personal, and showing off pre-match.Ezzard wrote:It sort of feels very odd to me... Boxing fans... Don't you dare call each other names. But feel free to punch the poo out of one another.
Don't get me wrong, I'm just as bad.
Can you imagine a Suarez-Evra style situation going to court?
- "Your Honour, he used racial insults against me!"
- "What were you doing at the time?"
- "Punching him in the face, Your Honour."
Depends who's doing it and whereILikeBeer wrote:I see what your saying, but to be honest I don't find the pre-fight preening to be particularly entertaining. All this posing and trying to look hard does nothing for me. I like to watch fights with a beer or two. What I don't want to see is people acting like each fight is personal, and showing off pre-match.Ezzard wrote:It sort of feels very odd to me... Boxing fans... Don't you dare call each other names. But feel free to punch the poo out of one another.
Don't get me wrong, I'm just as bad.
Can you imagine a Suarez-Evra style situation going to court?
- "Your Honour, he used racial insults against me!"
- "What were you doing at the time?"
- "Punching him in the face, Your Honour."That just gets tiresome.
Fair point.Khaosai-Galaxy wrote: Depends who's doing it and where
Ali on Parkinson or Tyson Fury on twitter.
Sorry I overshot irony and landed in nonsense.MachoMan09 wrote:That is a seriously cryptic contribution.Final round wrote:Fury is trying to distance himself from the fact he's ducking Haye by being racist. He's cleverer than he looks.
are you having a fornicating laugh??? racist??? get the fornicate out of here,i fornicating hate the racist wagon that goes on in this country. he was referrin to im a celeb you fuckin weaponmimmy123 wrote:Just read his latest outbursts on twitter.
'Listen up pussy. Sign the contract. So we can get down to real business in the ring. 50/50 agreed 6 week ago! Lets fight & now mr jungle.'
I'm starting not to like Tyson very much. I never really rated the guy but now starting to throw trash all around. Its a bit pathetic really from a grown man who thinks.
' Im the best HW in world!!'

I think that Ali's behaviour around this stuff in the 60's gets brushed under the carpet. He has changed his views now, but I don't love what he said about race at the time, much as I love him. In other news, is it possible that Michael Parkinson is responsible for Ali suffering Parkinsons?Khaosai-Galaxy wrote:
Ali on Parkinson or Tyson Fury on twitter.
No, as he never touched him due to the firm belief it would turn his hand black.SamWise72 wrote:In other news, is it possible that Michael Parkinson is responsible for Ali suffering Parkinsons?
I am absolutely stealing this for future useFinal round wrote:
Sorry I overshot irony and landed in nonsense.
Are you being serious in your intent to steal it, or just ironic?dookus wrote:I am absolutely stealing this for future useFinal round wrote:
Sorry I overshot irony and landed in nonsense.
My thoughts are as above.MachoMan09 wrote:So it is feasible that it was a racist jibe delivered in such a way that almost everybody would presume it was an I'm a Celebrity jibe?mickey1975 wrote:Not a very curvy ball! Yes, there would be no other explanation.MachoMan09 wrote:(Curve ball) would you view it as racist if Haye had not been in I'm a Celeb?
You sail close to the wind but are very funny sir.macaca wrote:Racist ugly pikey plastic paddy cunt, how dare he call Chocolate Midnight Mr Jungle?
your sincerely,
Mr Small Cock, half chinky english prick in South America
It had Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury. What's not to like?MachoMan09 wrote:Why? Sell it to me.Parson Cross wrote:Sky filmed a Heavyweights special yesterday.
Lennox Lewis, Frank Bruno, Scott Welch, Anthony Joshua and ..................Tyson Fury.
Don't miss it when it's on.
I spoke to Tysons father in law this morning and he told me the fight was signed up for, in September.TJ77 wrote:Im no fan of Fury and he is an idiot but he was referring to im a celebrity .
Trying to insinuate Haye is a personality more than a boxer these days.
Haye will hammer Fury he knows that thats why the fights not been made.
He ducked Price and if Price hadnt been sparked it would be Price Fury would be calling but ducking.
He is a f***ing joke but not a racist imo.
If David Haye has agreed to the 80/20 split I will give you the money myself.But as far as sources go im assuming his father in law is a traveller who can never tell a lie chavvy moosh as god is his witness.palooka wrote:I spoke to Tysons father in law this morning and he told me the fight was signed up for, in September.TJ77 wrote:Im no fan of Fury and he is an idiot but he was referring to im a celebrity .
Trying to insinuate Haye is a personality more than a boxer these days.
Haye will hammer Fury he knows that thats why the fights not been made.
He ducked Price and if Price hadnt been sparked it would be Price Fury would be calling but ducking.
He is a f***ing joke but not a racist imo.
I agree, quite obviously a reference to the program and nothing else. Why do people have to look for other interpretations? Anyway Fury is not in Davids class, only with his gob but nothing else.TheCobra wrote:Yawnsome this country's obsession with racism, it's about the fact he was in I'm a Celebrity, funnily enough it was in the jungle. Too many jumped up morons in this country ready to shout racism every 5 minutes.